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IllTestYourGirls 06-11-2009 09:22 AM

USA to make pocket knives illegal?
 


All one handed opening knives will be illegal. :error

I own many one handed opening knives for my construction company. :(

Sly 06-11-2009 09:23 AM

About time. I feel much safer now.

AssPirate 06-11-2009 09:26 AM

What a stupid ordinance. What's next, arrows?

Yen_HerbalRevenue 06-11-2009 09:29 AM

I am not going to give up my pocket knife...

stickyfingerz 06-11-2009 09:31 AM

Only more retardation to follow, but this won't happen.

candyflip 06-11-2009 09:31 AM

Good luck enforcing that one.

TheSenator 06-11-2009 09:31 AM

Crazy radical right.....

http://www.gwally.com/news/photos/catintinfoilhat.jpg

IllTestYourGirls 06-11-2009 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 15948458)
Crazy radical right.....

What is so crazy about it? It was proposed by homeland security?

Yngwie 06-11-2009 09:44 AM

so they make pocket knives illegal, but people can still own guns? Well ya, knives are way more dangerous than guns. haha

seeandsee 06-11-2009 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 15948458)

really stupid

MaDalton 06-11-2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 15948555)
so they make pocket knives illegal, but people can still own guns? Well ya, knives are way more dangerous than guns. haha

my first thought

STAROTICA 06-11-2009 10:03 AM

so I would have to turn in my pocket knife....I call bullshit...there is always -

A) a Grandfather clause

and

B) Laws are subject to ENFORSEMENT.....or what is...when we feel compelled to enforse such laws we will do so......and that my be NEVER....why do I say this.....

okay there are two laws......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_v._Freeman

allowing porn only to be shot in CALIFORNIA......

and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mann_Act

banned the interstate transport of females for prostitution, immorality, and human trafficking.


Now.....using this theory people shooting porn in FLORIDA AND NEW YORK would be in prison right????

how many people are presently doing time or are currently indicted under these laws......NONE....that I know of......


so its a crock of shit.......another person or rights group going nuts over NOTHING......


STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!

pornguy 06-11-2009 10:19 AM

KNives with a blade more than 6 inches have long been illegal if carried in your pocket.

nation-x 06-11-2009 10:35 AM

Switchblades have been illegal. This dude is an idiot.

NemesisEnforcer 06-11-2009 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STAROTICA (Post 15948648)
...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mann_Act

banned the interstate transport of females for prostitution, immorality, and human trafficking.


Now.....using this theory people shooting porn in FLORIDA AND NEW YORK would be in prison right????

how many people are presently doing time or are currently indicted under these laws......NONE....that I know of......

...

Michelle Braun (Nici's Girls, Bella Models) was just brought down under the Mann Act. If they want you, they will get you.

STAROTICA 06-11-2009 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer (Post 15949110)
Michelle Braun (Nici's Girls, Bella Models) was just brought down under the Mann Act. If they want you, they will get you.


nice.....i have been slacking.......but it was kinda what I was saying they will enforse what THEY want to......


thanks for the update.....:thumbsup

Rangermoore 06-11-2009 11:34 AM

It's all Bush's fault....

Nikki_Licks 06-11-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 15948470)
What is so crazy about it? It was proposed by homeland security?

Homeland security? There is no homeland security....
That term is misused so much.....just like the word Hero.

IllTestYourGirls 06-11-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 15948827)
Switchblades have been illegal. This dude is an idiot.

They want to change the definition of "switchblade" to include every single hand opening knives.

JFK 06-11-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 15949214)
Homeland security? There is no homeland security....
That term is misused so much.....just like the word Hero.

Thanks for stating that, You're my HERO :Graucho

BFT3K 06-11-2009 01:45 PM

They try to pass laws like this all the time. I remember one time the GOP tried to outlaw pocket pool in Kentucky, and another time they tried to ban pockets alltogether back in 1952. It's all bullshit. As long as Hot Pockets are legal the government is not out to protect anyone.

Pleasurepays 06-11-2009 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15948415)
About time. I feel much safer now.

Sly is well known for getting in knife fights.

Pleasurepays 06-11-2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 15949214)
Homeland security? There is no homeland security....
That term is misused so much.....just like the word Hero.

he was obviously referring to the dept of government.

http://www.dhs.gov/index.shtm


you know... the very one responsible for the fact that there have been no subsequent terrorist attacks on US soil since 9/11?

BucksMania 06-11-2009 02:51 PM

the most of the cold weapon kills are made with a kitchen knife, why they dont ban them as well, and the forks also!

Jack Sparrow 06-11-2009 03:02 PM

Soon you guys will be handing over screwdrivers to the policestation!

Jimbo66 06-11-2009 04:25 PM

Just roll with a Ka-bar https://www.kabar.com/images/1217_large.jpg

sortie 06-11-2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 15948404)


All one handed opening knives will be illegal. :error

I own many one handed opening knives for my construction company. :(



That law has been in affect in every state I have ever lived in.

Nothing new.
Switchblades and Locking blades are both illegal in many if not all states.

The premise being that a switchblade is quick to pull out and therefore the choice
of people planning on stabbing someone(self defense or not). And lock blades leave
no opportunity for the blade to collapse closed during a stabbing.

I don't know if it's bullshit or not; just know it's been that way all my life.

MaDalton 06-11-2009 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 15950132)
Sly is well known for getting in knife fights.

he's actually known for attaching a spear to his wheelchair and competing in knight games

IllTestYourGirls 06-11-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15950590)
That law has been in affect in every state I have ever lived in.

Nothing new.
Switchblades and Locking blades are both illegal in many if not all states.

The premise being that a switchblade is quick to pull out and therefore the choice
of people planning on stabbing someone(self defense or not). And lock blades leave
no opportunity for the blade to collapse closed during a stabbing.

I don't know if it's bullshit or not; just know it's been that way all my life.

They are looking to change the definition of "switchblade" that would include most common pocket knives and many knives used for construction use.

PurrrsianPussyKat 06-11-2009 05:32 PM

I think his enunciation should be made illegal.

Nicky 06-11-2009 05:55 PM

I'm gonna be reasonable and say you can carry a pocket knife in nature etc.

Tell me why some 21 year old is carrying his pocketknife to the club? Protection? In that case I live in a dream world......

GatorB 06-11-2009 05:58 PM

Ok anyone who thinks that pocket knives are going to be banned is an idiot. The guy in the video is an idiot. That rule only pertians to carrying a knife across the border. Talk about starting shit over nothing.

Spunky 06-11-2009 06:06 PM

They will just whip out their guns instead

Nicky 06-11-2009 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15950792)
Ok anyone who thinks that pocket knives are going to be banned is an idiot. The guy in the video is an idiot. That rule only pertians to carrying a knife across the border. Talk about starting shit over nothing.

IMO, it really matters where you carry it. Carry it in your pocket at a grocery store while shopping or carrying it at a club late at night wile drunk.

Steve Awesome 06-11-2009 06:15 PM

That's huge.

Nicky 06-11-2009 06:21 PM

So let's hear it, how much of your life will be destryoed by this law?

IllTestYourGirls 06-11-2009 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 15950854)
So let's hear it, how much of your life will be destryoed by this law?

Yeah and the government should just ban porn because the average persons life would not be destroyed by it :helpme:upsidedow

voa 06-11-2009 07:38 PM

Its little bit ridiculous to ban pocket knifes and from the other side selling guns in the shops

JD 06-11-2009 07:44 PM

they need to ban cars too. more ppl are killed with cars than knives

SilentKnight 06-11-2009 07:47 PM

Box-cutter/X-acto/utility knives are still ok, though. :thumbsup

crockett 06-11-2009 09:24 PM

I heard it on Rush Limprods show, it must be true..

Vendzilla 06-11-2009 09:54 PM

SHit, next they'll want my gattling gun, what will I hunt with?


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