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smutnut 06-12-2009 02:40 PM

Sarah Palin Vs. Dave Letterman
 
Sarah Palin thinks David Letterman should lighten up while her family breeds more retards!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-X6FUwBmclo

It looks like she believes in free speech for people who live in igloos

pussyluver 06-12-2009 02:45 PM

It's all about ratings for Letterman. He really needed her to respond like she did.

For the first time since 2005 Letterman beat the tonight show for viewers. Letterman has a shot with Leno moving to prime time....

He simply took a page out of the Limbaugh play book.

Palin also gets a bunch of attention and to go on talk shows.

The real losers in this might be Willow and Bristol who were the brunt of the jokes.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-12-2009 02:55 PM

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...lin-whoosh.jpg

Typical Palin grandstanding and opportunism by calling Letterman a pervert for a joke he made about Bristol Palin getting knocked up. I guess Sarah forgot that her 17 year old daughter Bristol DID get knocked up:

http://streetknowledge.files.wordpre...ing-beer-4.jpg

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...ving-babys.jpg

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/20...n%20tattoo.jpg

Letterman has made it clear that the joke was about Bristol, yet Palin has been running around characterizing Dave's joke as suggesting it is about her 14 year old daughter being "raped".

:disgust

ADG

_andy_ 06-12-2009 02:55 PM

Sarah Palin is the scum of the earth.

smutnut 06-12-2009 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver (Post 15954162)
It's all about ratings for Letterman. He really needed her to respond like she did.

For the first time since 2005 Letterman beat the tonight show for viewers. Letterman has a shot with Leno moving to prime time....

He simply took a page out of the Limbaugh play book.

Palin also gets a bunch of attention and to go on talk shows.

The real losers in this might be Willow and Bristol who were the brunt of the jokes.

Couple issues with all this. Letterman is a comedian all the way. He's not even trying to double end it like Bill Maher. She's a fucking beauty queen who's running a fucking third world state that's just a buffer for a Russian invasion. That aside her daughter got knocked up and she's she's an abstinance republican.

On top of all this and things I won't mention unless I'm forced to because I don't want to put in the effort, she was actually a actual real possibility to be a Vice President of our Country.

I just think she's a scary bitch. I mean I'd hit it, I'm not about to be a hypocrite, but I'd do the same thing her son in law tried to do and get as far the fuck away from that family as I could. They are like the Alaska Hillbillies or something

smutnut 06-12-2009 03:02 PM

Hey, she's going on CNN right now in the situation room for WOMEN AGAINST LETTERMAN

WHAT AN INCREDIBLE CAUSE. Now why isn't she president of this country. it had to be a gender issue. She's just too fucking incredible.

I want to fuck her up the ass so badly!

CDSmith 06-12-2009 03:10 PM

Letterman for president 2012!

smutnut 06-12-2009 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15954233)
Letterman for president 2012!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm actually watching her right now and it's not one thing about what they promised. She almost sounds intelligent. Almost, okay well.. if everyone except retards on the planet died.

Okay, here, it comes...

Those dirty cocksuckers LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh The second they started talking about Letterman they continued it to a part two :1orglaugh

kane 06-12-2009 03:19 PM

I think they are both loving this. Letterman is loving the attention and potential ratings that is coming with this and she loves the chance the push the culture war. The republican party is in shambles and she is working hard to be one of the new leaders of it. Part of the party thinks they need to go back to pushing to satisfy the base and fire up the culture war with full on attacks on the social issues that the hard right wingers love to harp on. If you have seen some of her quotes she is saying things like, "liberal Hollywood doesn't understand how the rest of America thinks." and yesterday I saw a former republican congresswoman on CNN talking about how poor Bristol is just 18 years old and she doesn't understand how the world is so she should be left alone. Apparently some 18 year olds are mature enough to fight and die for our country, but others are too fragile to take some criticism when they get knocked up at 17. So Palin is using this just as much as Letterman. It is keeping her in the news and giving her platform to help invigorate the base she hopes will support her down the road.

smutnut 06-12-2009 03:23 PM

She needs to be shot in the back of the head while I'm fucking her up the ass while she's on all fours!

_andy_ 06-12-2009 03:25 PM

Honestly I do not think Letterman is loving this. He may be getting a ratings boost, but he's being wrongly accused of joking about a 14 year old getting raped.

smutnut 06-12-2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _andy_ (Post 15954260)
Honestly I do not think Letterman is loving this. He may be getting a ratings boost, but he's being wrongly accused of joking about a 14 year old getting raped.

Like rape was ever any issue with any whore in that entire family even when they vacationed in dark alleys

_andy_ 06-12-2009 03:30 PM

I feel bad for Dave because she's trashing his image. She's making shit up, like much of the Right Wing does on a daily basis.

smutnut 06-12-2009 03:33 PM

The scariest thing is that this wilderbeast was REALLY only a cunt fart away from being the president. That is fucking scary! Not in a gender way or even a political way though I'll admit to being a democrat (sort of) but that is fucking scary!

I think the Manchurian Candidate would have done much better without her on his ticket

_andy_ 06-12-2009 03:35 PM

LOL at "cunt fart."

Totally----this woman is a pageant queen and used to aspire to work for ESPN as a broadcaster. She only likes the camera and has no knowledge of anything policy-related. I know several lifelong republicans who voted democrat for the first time in their lives due to the possibility of her being VP.

smutnut 06-12-2009 03:47 PM

Don't laugh too hard though. Just think what might have happened.

ottyhotties 06-12-2009 05:28 PM

The problem is Dave Letterman doesn't want to crack any Obama jokes and is still trolling for laughs using old news Sarah Palin. His staff didn't do their homework, plain and simple, and it was Palin's 14 year old daughter with her at the Yankees game. CBS knew they fucked up too and edited the transcripts before Sarah Palin even said a word!

Just leave all the kids of politicians alone; they did Biden's adult daughter when a tape of her doing cocaine was being shopped around. No interest whatsoever in that and Biden (like Palin and abstinence) has numerous clips talking about the evil of drugs, so yes it's a double standard.

Bristol shouldn't be joke material either. Kids will be kids, kids will be dumb, and kids will make stupid choices no matter how a parent raises them. The actions of kids don't speak about how good a parent is, god knows my parents were awesome parents and look how I turned out! (haha)

CyberHustler 06-12-2009 05:31 PM

I just wanna throw her legs up on my shoulders and give her a good fuck'n

dav3 06-12-2009 05:48 PM

Sarah Palin is the queen of spin talk. Dave said something totally different than what her and her dipshit husband is trying to make it out to be. These grandstanding douchebags need to just stfu and go home.

"Women against Letterman" LOL whatever.

pussyluver 06-12-2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 15954211)
Couple issues with all this. Letterman is a comedian all the way. He's not even trying to double end it like Bill Maher. She's a fucking beauty queen who's running a fucking third world state that's just a buffer for a Russian invasion. That aside her daughter got knocked up and she's she's an abstinance republican.

On top of all this and things I won't mention unless I'm forced to because I don't want to put in the effort, she was actually a actual real possibility to be a Vice President of our Country.

I just think she's a scary bitch. I mean I'd hit it, I'm not about to be a hypocrite, but I'd do the same thing her son in law tried to do and get as far the fuck away from that family as I could. They are like the Alaska Hillbillies or something

So Joe (loose lips) Biden is Veep. IMO an equal bad choice.

How about we call David Letterman's son a bastartd child? Doesn't sound to good, does it? How would he (David) take to that???

Anyways, like you, I'm not gonna put in the effort to get in to a pissing contest over this. Bigger stuff to deal with.

mikesinner 06-12-2009 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _andy_ (Post 15954196)
Sarah Palin is the scum of the earth.

Totally agree. Except most scum is much smarter than she is.

DaddyHalbucks 06-12-2009 10:28 PM

Nobody made raunchy jokes about Chelsea Clinton.

Why did the rules suddenly change?

Fuck David Letterman. He is a "has been."

MikeSmoke 06-12-2009 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15955487)
Nobody made raunchy jokes about Chelsea Clinton.

Why did the rules suddenly change?

Fuck David Letterman. He is a "has been."

Not necessarily "raunchy" - but Limbaugh (on his TV show) made a crack about how, when Clinton was president, there was a pet cat in the White House......but went on to say there was also a dog in the White House, and showed a picture of Chelsea.
I think she was 12 or 13 at the time.
Very classy.

quantum-x 06-13-2009 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15955487)
Nobody made raunchy jokes about Chelsea Clinton.

Why did the rules suddenly change?

Fuck David Letterman. He is a "has been."

Letterman, particulally, leaves targets that can't defend themselves alone.

But the instant someone, especially someone who has thrust themselves upon the public with a holier than thou attitude slips, Letterman will move in.

Contrast his interviews say, with Paris Hilton, to those of someone who merits respect.

Sukiho 06-13-2009 01:06 AM

http://sukiho.com/wordpress/macuno-on-palin/

bbm 06-13-2009 06:44 AM

Palin sexy :)

seeandsee 06-13-2009 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 15954151)
Sarah Palin thinks David Letterman should lighten up while her family breeds more retards!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-X6FUwBmclo

It looks like she believes in free speech for people who live in igloos

Igloos for rescue!

SilentKnight 06-13-2009 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 15954211)
Couple issues with all this. Letterman is a comedian all the way. He's not even trying to double end it like Bill Maher. She's a fucking beauty queen who's running a fucking third world state that's just a buffer for a Russian invasion. That aside her daughter got knocked up and she's she's an abstinance republican.

On top of all this and things I won't mention unless I'm forced to because I don't want to put in the effort, she was actually a actual real possibility to be a Vice President of our Country.

I just think she's a scary bitch. I mean I'd hit it, I'm not about to be a hypocrite, but I'd do the same thing her son in law tried to do and get as far the fuck away from that family as I could. They are like the Alaska Hillbillies or something

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thanks for a great laugh. :thumbsup

CDSmith 06-13-2009 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 15954579)
I just wanna throw her legs up on my shoulders and give her a good fuck'n

I'm with you.

What happened next?

Tam 06-13-2009 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15954655)
Sarah Palin is the queen of spin talk. Dave said something totally different than what her and her dipshit husband is trying to make it out to be. These grandstanding douchebags need to just stfu and go home.

"Women against Letterman" LOL whatever.

I couldn't agree more..... well said. :thumbsup
We have been Letterman Fans as long as I can remember and anyone that knows him knows he's harsh, but he isn't even remotely anything she is saying he is.... silly little cunt!!

MY thing is, she wants to run her big mouth about "leave my family alone", well that silly bitch should have thought about this before SHE put their lives in front of a camera and every stupid thing they do is for the world to see. When you do that, you better DAMN well be prepared for the GOOD and THE BAD!!

SHE put their lives in front of the camera, these comedians are just using what SHE is giving them. :1orglaugh

$5 submissions 06-13-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 15954251)
I think they are both loving this. Letterman is loving the attention and potential ratings that is coming with this and she loves the chance the push the culture war. The republican party is in shambles and she is working hard to be one of the new leaders of it. Part of the party thinks they need to go back to pushing to satisfy the base and fire up the culture war with full on attacks on the social issues that the hard right wingers love to harp on. If you have seen some of her quotes she is saying things like, "liberal Hollywood doesn't understand how the rest of America thinks." and yesterday I saw a former republican congresswoman on CNN talking about how poor Bristol is just 18 years old and she doesn't understand how the world is so she should be left alone. Apparently some 18 year olds are mature enough to fight and die for our country, but others are too fragile to take some criticism when they get knocked up at 17. So Palin is using this just as much as Letterman. It is keeping her in the news and giving her platform to help invigorate the base she hopes will support her down the road.

Quoted for Truth. Win Win situation. People siding with Letterman already have their made up about Palin. Same goes for her side. This just solidifies the respective parties' bases.

MediaGuy 06-14-2009 07:50 AM

She's just doing what her party's been doing for about 9 years now - lying.

Every time they've done it, suddenly the population is polarized on an issue because most don't even check what they're talking about. They take it on faith.

So Palin says Letterman joked about rape and abuse and a 14 year-old, but... nope, we heard the jokes and he didn't.

Does she retract or correct herself? Nope.

Do americans care? Nope.

SilentKnight 06-14-2009 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 15958244)
She's just doing what her party's been doing for about 9 years now - lying.

Every time they've done it, suddenly the population is polarized on an issue because most don't even check what they're talking about. They take it on faith.

So Palin says Letterman joked about rape and abuse and a 14 year-old, but... nope, we heard the jokes and he didn't.

Does she retract or correct herself? Nope.

Do americans care? Nope.

And that's it - people hear the initial sound-byte...but rarely the factual follow-up.

So Palin can twist and spin it how she likes and people will believe her. Truth be damned.

Fucking politicians.

gmr324 06-14-2009 08:52 AM

Quote:

SHE put their lives in front of the camera, these comedians are just using what SHE is giving them.
Couldn't agree with you more!

Scootermuze 06-14-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15955487)
Nobody made raunchy jokes about Chelsea Clinton.

Why did the rules suddenly change?

Fuck David Letterman. He is a "has been."


Limbaugh and McCain both hit below the belt with Chelsea..


If he is such a has been, McCain wouldn't have pushed to get back on his show after lying to him when he cancelled..

Scootermuze 06-14-2009 12:51 PM

Leno got a bit off color with Bristol as well with her pregnancy.. more or less saying that John Edwards was the culprit.. She was 17 at the time.. no uproar over that one..

Palin didn't have an agenda then.. now she does... with her pipeline drive and the repub's dire need for a leader, so she'll ride this horse as long as she gets face time.. Not the first time she's exploited her kids for her own gain..

Walrus 06-14-2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 15954211)
I just think she's a scary bitch. I mean I'd hit it, I'm not about to be a hypocrite, but I'd do the same thing her son in law tried to do and get as far the fuck away from that family as I could. They are like the Alaska Hillbillies or something

It seems to me after everything I read, that it was Bristol Palin who wanted the relationship to end the most. Levi Johnston said something to the effect that Bristol completely changed after her mother was chose as the Vice-Presidential candidate. It's pretty amazing how much influence and power Sarah Palin must have over her daughter. One month Bristol says how she doesn't believe in abstinence, and then two months later she changes her mind. All politics of course. I guess she can't think for herself. Unlike say, Ron Reagan (President Ronald Reagan's son), who is a liberal with entirely different political views than his Republican parents.

DudeRick 06-14-2009 03:48 PM

If I never see Sara Palin or David Letterman again, I will be fine! :thumbsup

ottyhotties 06-14-2009 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scootermuze (Post 15958679)
Limbaugh and McCain both hit below the belt with Chelsea..


If he is such a has been, McCain wouldn't have pushed to get back on his show after lying to him when he cancelled..

Chelsea was 18 at the time when McCain made that Janet Reno was Chelsea's father joke, I say that because people have been defending Letterman making Bristol Palin jokes, so if McCain is somehow to be mentioned as meaning anything in this debate I would imagine it would be from somebody calling for Letterman to apologize to Sarah Palin like McCain apologized to Bill Clinton for telling a joke about his adult daughter.

Two decades ago a person on Rush Limbaugh's television show staff got fired for inserting Chelsea's photograph, the photograph was supposed to be a photograph of a dog and not Chelsea. Should the joke writer on Dave Letterman's staff get fired to have similiar context?

Ashley Biden has been a campaign prop like the Palin children. She spoke to crowds for his campaigns as well and I suppose that means she lost her public figure status, yet when her drug abuse came to light after her father preached against illegal drugs his entire career it wasn't news. Same with Al Gore's son and whenever both men are mentioned their kid's mistakes aren't part of their biographies. That's a double standard.

kane 06-14-2009 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottyhotties (Post 15959382)
Chelsea was 18 at the time when McCain made that Janet Reno was Chelsea's father joke, I say that because people have been defending Letterman making Bristol Palin jokes, so if McCain is somehow to be mentioned as meaning anything in this debate I would imagine it would be from somebody calling for Letterman to apologize to Sarah Palin like McCain apologized to Bill Clinton for telling a joke about his adult daughter.

Two decades ago a person on Rush Limbaugh's television show staff got fired for inserting Chelsea's photograph, the photograph was supposed to be a photograph of a dog and not Chelsea. Should the joke writer on Dave Letterman's staff get fired to have similiar context?

Ashley Biden has been a campaign prop like the Palin children. She spoke to crowds for his campaigns as well and I suppose that means she lost her public figure status, yet when her drug abuse came to light after her father preached against illegal drugs his entire career it wasn't news. Same with Al Gore's son and whenever both men are mentioned their kid's mistakes aren't part of their biographies. That's a double standard.

It isn't a total double standard. Remember when the Bush twins got in trouble for underage drinking. Bush was asked about it and he said it was nobody's business but he and his families and that was the end of it. When you mention Bush you don't talk about his kids doing things like this.

I think people mention Palin because she stands for abstinence only education and is living proof that it doesn't work yet she continues to stand by it.

LoveSandra 06-14-2009 07:47 PM

ahahaha
fucking awesome that news !

evildick 06-16-2009 11:10 AM

http://firejohnziegler.com/

:thumbsup

SilentKnight 06-16-2009 11:21 AM

Here in Canada - we've got former Prime Minister Jean Chretien's adopted son who was charged and convicted of felony rape.

But again, you seldom hear much about that in the news (even when he was PM).

Tom_PM 06-16-2009 11:25 AM

http://www.picum.com/ggj/rally_dingbat.jpg


Shut Up Dingbat. :warning

Ace_luffy 06-16-2009 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 15965671)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 06-16-2009 12:25 PM

Let's not forget Sarah Pailin has shoved her family into the public arena. I loved the way it backfired durring the VP debate when she accused Biden of not having the same point of view and understanding she because he hadn't raised a family as she did. I guess she should have done her research and realized he was a widower who had to finish raising his children on his own after the loss of his wife.

Deesnuts 06-16-2009 12:50 PM

fuck palin and her daughters

evildick 06-16-2009 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 15965661)
Here in Canada - we've got former Prime Minister Jean Chretien's adopted son who was charged and convicted of felony rape.

But again, you seldom hear much about that in the news (even when he was PM).

That's crazy I've lived here my whole life and never even heard that before.

aniloscash 06-16-2009 01:22 PM

I wonder if the daughter is as crazy as the mamma

gmr324 06-16-2009 02:36 PM

I heard Letterman actually broke down and apologized on last night's show.


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