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sortie 06-14-2009 02:15 PM

Turned on a 100% analog TV!! (Conspiracy Theory)...
 
:1orglaugh

Ok, I feel like getting my ass chewed so here is my brand new conspiracy theory:


So, I just had to try the analog to see if stations were still broadcasting.
I went thru all channels on the TV possible and found two broadcast.

1. Just a message that no analog TV was available because....blah blah...

2. A broadcast from Christians United For Israel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christi...ted_for_Israel

The only thing they are talking about is going to war with Iran and how
important it is to stop Iran from bringing an "apocalypse" to Israel.

Wow the only TV available to millions of poor americans right now is "Death to Iran".
Why have the message only for the poor?
Well, who the fuck is going to do all the killing in Iran....THE RICH?????????

The rich are already convinced to attack Iran and they are trying to convince the
rest of us to go die.

"Cut off their TV so we can brainwash them to go to war".


Soon we will have a new emblem on the American flag :


http://ooaz.com/gfy/christiansforisraellogo.jpg



Ok wait a few seconds while I get into position to duck your replies. :1orglaugh

sortie 06-14-2009 02:19 PM

PS: I almost forgot : We are all going to die....SOON!

(Got to have a complete conspiracy theory to compete these days)

TheSenator 06-14-2009 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15958868)
PS: I almost forgot : We are all going to die....SOON!

(Got to have a complete conspiracy theory to compete these days)

2012 is when I get to pay off my credit debt and be debt free. I also hear that 2012 is gonna be a great crop year.

sortie 06-14-2009 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 15958873)
2012 is when I get to pay off my credit debt and be debt free. I also hear that 2012 is gonna be a great crop year.

No, 2012 is when we get our checks from the Reagan "Trickle Down Effect".

Jack Sparrow 06-14-2009 02:36 PM

I shall bump it for you, just to give people a chance to see what television or lack of good equipment can do.

Jack Sparrow 06-14-2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15958887)
No, 2012 is when we get our checks from the Reagan "Trickle Down Effect".

Good i will be cashing when the world ends with my 2012 domains.

Errr. wait..


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