What's your favorite pick up line
 

1. your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.

3.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

My favorite: Wanna play house? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

5. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.:1orglaugh

" Hey Babe. Wanna Fuck?"

" Or do I owe you an apology? "

"When I see a girl as pretty as you are, I have to feel really sorry for the one who got all the ugly that you didn't."

that actualy worked for me once.

"I hate the sound of your voice, why dont you suck my cock?" dosen't work. lol.

I whip it out and say you can't handle this

I made a t-shirt to wear when I was a bouncer at a local club, and it got ALOT of attention. It reads "Win a free trip to heaven" on the front, "See penis for details" on the back with a HUGE smiley face!

My wife hates this shirt..... go figure! lol

*Click*

Get in the car...NOW!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nice shoes, want to fuck?

"Can you help me find the keys to my McLaren F1?"

Do you want to play war? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself if your pants.

some of them are quite funny. I wonder if there are any that actually work :)

:drops pants:

or like my license plate says...

"RU18YT"?

quoted for win

you stole my line :1orglaugh