I am no longer with Douchebag Enterprises INC.
 

We left on good terms, which really means I was fired, for being non productive aka taking too many bathroom breaks and playing darts with the CEO's picture on the board.

Im looking for new opportunities, meaning I am begging for pennies to pay my rent which is a cardboard box with a jimmied internet connection.

I will take advice from anyone aka Im taking donations to get back on my feet.

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when can you start ?

yes, left on good terms, we parted ways on good terms, we're still great friends i wish them all the best, etc, all means the person was shit canned

What's up bro? Long time no see bro. Not since that time we got hammered on a 6-pack of Coors at the show and gave each other handjobs before blacking out bro. Any company would be honored to have you bro. Company XYZ won't be the same without you.

Congrats to the winners (the parent company).

You will find another job no problem, keep your head up. Sorry to hear you left such a great company. They will miss you. Can you do Blogs ? Hit me up I have pleany of work for you :winkwink: :winkwink: If I don't write you back it is only beacuse I'm so busy.

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Jon Clark is probably hiring.

In the event that we have an opening available, I'm sending you part of the required uniform.

http://74.52.120.66/~nkd715/wp-conte...28qz14_400.jpg

Send more TEVS sales, that's a good job and easy to do. :D