QUICK REMINDER: I AM THE BIGGEST INTERNET ToUGH GUY AROUND:
 

So nexttime you see me in the streets keep your fucking head down and keep your fat short legs fucking moving or i will come online and beat your ass up ALL OVER THE INTERNET UNIVERSE! :warning

last guy who tried to step to me got knocked the fuck out! :warning

sure you are!
siggy spot!!

im sorry sir please dont hurt me

87 chevies

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh That kid thinks he's a muscle man.

The.... internet streets?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

More musings from mom's basement...

When did you get promoted from telephone tough guy?

You are the man!

metaman has a large penis

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...etToughGuy.jpg

Please don't type in all caps next time - you know how that scares me... :waaaaahh

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Butters as Professor Chaos IRL?

I just shot a nut on your forehead!

Obvios troll is obvious :2 cents:

I'll heed your warnings.

Your avatar reaks of fagflu. Just an FYI :1orglaugh

metaman <3

It's really to hide my Steven Tyler-like lips. The chicks dig 'em. Nice try, though. :1orglaugh

If you ever see an angry looking shaved head dude coming your way you better run your ass off Meta.

I'll flip you over and your face and ass fuck you right there on the pavement. When I'm done your rectum will look worse than Jane B's Vagina. It will look like somebody punched a god damned hole through a rotten roast beef.

I'm just sayin'

dude im 6'3 225 i am the perfect weight and fitness level.

Zeus put his son Hercules(me) who is half man half God on this planet.

Curls get the girls and so does a big dank served straight to a hot ass chix pussy.

I was gonna be in the olympics for EVERY sport but they said NO PROFESSIONALS. and thats why hoes flock to me. I GOT MAD GAME.

so what you gonna do when MetaMan comes rollin up on you?

you gon' run boy!


INTERNET TOUGH GUY ALERT :warning

YEAHHHHH BOY shits fuckin long, at baseball they stopped takin my batting average cause all these hoes know i bat 1.00 with this wood in my pants.

alot of these hoe boys be using aluminum metaman still serves them over the fence with a HARD WOOD.

see fools Marina loves me cause she likes bad boys and i am def the baddest mama jama on this board.

INTERNET TOUGH GUY ALERT :warning
DONT HURT EM HAMMER DONT HURT EM :warning

lol

i r not afraid :smiling_b

Internet tough guys are the toughest guys around, who else in the world can say he's tougher than the real thing?

flex them hustle muscles