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HorseShit 06-19-2009 06:32 AM
Artificial Virgin Hymen
 
http://tinyurl.com/Artificial-Virgin-Hymen

Anyone tried this? LOL

fucking awesome idea

LadyMischief 06-19-2009 07:03 AM
I suppose in countries where virginity is expected it would be useful. What happens if the girl has a HUGE hoohoo though? :P

HorseShit 06-19-2009 07:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15977855)
I suppose in countries where virginity is expected it would be useful. What happens if the girl has a HUGE hoohoo though? :P
then who would want to touch her anyway :Oh crap

DWB 06-19-2009 07:14 AM
Many places in Asia that sell "virgins" will put some chicken parts up in there to give the illusion that the hymen is busted, there is some blood and so on.

Though here and there you really can find real virgins for sale. More so in the Philippines than anywhere else.

Vicious_B 06-19-2009 07:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15977879)
Many places in Asia that sell "virgins" will put some chicken parts up in there to give the illusion that the hymen is busted, there is some blood and so on.

Though here and there you really can find real virgins for sale. More so in the Philippines than anywhere else.
Chicken parts? That is just disgusting!

I did see you get a discount for buying in volume. :1orglaugh

Scott McD 06-19-2009 07:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15977762)
Anyone tried this? LOL

fucking awesome idea
Fucking crazy if you ask me...

HorseShit 06-19-2009 08:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15977936)
Fucking crazy if you ask me...
:1orglaugh

Drake 06-19-2009 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15977879)
Many places in Asia that sell "virgins" will put some chicken parts up in there to give the illusion that the hymen is busted, there is some blood and so on.
Wild world we live in

CaptainHowdy 06-19-2009 10:23 AM
The best thing about "deflowering" a girl it's the whole dramatical prelude... do they sell that too??

JimmiDean 06-19-2009 10:29 AM
And its available in a handy 50 pack :(

spacedog 06-19-2009 10:33 AM
hoohoo :1orglaugh

HorseShit 06-19-2009 10:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15978545)
The best thing about "deflowering" a girl it's the whole dramatical prelude... do they sell that too??
it can make various noises I'm sure

don_chelle 06-19-2009 10:37 AM
hehe, never seen anything like this! i think i like it! :)

Yngwie 06-19-2009 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15977928)
Chicken parts? That is just disgusting!

I did see you get a discount for buying in volume. :1orglaugh
guess that'll give a whole new meaning to "choking the chicken" lol

thekingz 06-19-2009 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15977762)
http://tinyurl.com/Artificial-Virgin-Hymen

Anyone tried this? LOL

fucking awesome idea
Oh shit !!! :Oh crap

seeandsee 06-19-2009 12:24 PM
give me virgin and i will make her a slut

CaptainHowdy 06-19-2009 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 15978959)
give me virgin and i will make her a slut
I see you read The Holy Bible...

CyberHustler 06-19-2009 12:31 PM
Thats kinda disgusting.

RayBonga 06-19-2009 01:19 PM
It's common in Europe, in France for example. You can get plastic surgery to recover your virginity. It's used mainly by young muslim girls getting married

alias 06-19-2009 01:42 PM
I feel like chicken tonight.

pornask 06-19-2009 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alias (Post 15979185)
I feel like chicken tonight.
WTF :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sunny 06-19-2009 06:33 PM
ooooooooo its a bloody fucking trick to cheat your lover but i hope my gf wont use this trick :winkwink:

qxm 06-19-2009 06:41 PM
mmm ... my guess is that more and more chicks are losing their virginity to dildos than actual human horns ... still ... thats a nasty trick.. can't imagine my cock smelling like chicken after banging a girl........

Iron Fist 06-19-2009 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15979993)
...losing their virginity to dildos than actual human horns...
You need to ease off the Futurama man.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jesse_adultdatingdollars 06-19-2009 08:06 PM
wacked out shit

Cash 06-20-2009 11:37 AM
Who needs virgins anyway?

Si 06-20-2009 12:21 PM
:1orglaugh

Where is Achmed? he likes virgins

SpicyM 06-20-2009 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 15979121)
It's common in Europe, in France for example. You can get plastic surgery to recover your virginity. It's used mainly by young muslim girls getting married

virginity cant be recovered :error

bronco67 06-20-2009 02:10 PM
I've had 2 virgins so far, and and I think I'll pass if I ever get the opportunity again.

Iron Fist 06-20-2009 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 15981836)
I've had 2 virgins so far, and and I think I'll pass if I ever get the opportunity again.
Did it get weird after the crying while fucking? Or before with the "Slow down... go softer...etc etc..."

Always fun. :error

camgirlshide 06-20-2009 07:42 PM
I don't know about sticking some china made liquid up there.
Sounds risky

GrouchyAdmin 06-20-2009 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alias (Post 15979185)
I feel like chicken tonight.
Bah, embedding disabled

borked 06-21-2009 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15977762)
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Code:
Qty          Pricing (for each)
1        USD 29.90
2        USD 27.90
3        USD 25.90
10        USD 23.00
50        USD 20.00
Make your new (50th) guy feel like he's your first..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sunny 06-26-2009 05:41 PM
wow, its fucking great so it means that our gfs can cheat us very easily :winkwink:

STAROTICA 06-26-2009 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15979993)
mmm ... my guess is that more and more chicks are losing their virginity to dildos than actual human horns ... still ... thats a nasty trick.. can't imagine my cock smelling like chicken after banging a girl........
"tastes like chicken"........LOLLOLOLOLOL :1orglaugh

STAROTICA 06-26-2009 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camgirlshide (Post 15982361)
I don't know about sticking some china made liquid up there.
Sounds risky
it is made by soaking the "chicken parts" in chinese drywall. :helpme

shimmy2 06-26-2009 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15977879)
Many places in Asia that sell "virgins" will put some chicken parts up in there to give the illusion that the hymen is busted
DWB:thumbsup

... along the same lines as 'psychic surgery' in the phillipines

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-26-2009 10:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15981848)
Did it get weird after the crying while fucking? Or before with the "Slow down... go softer...etc etc..."

Always fun. :error
I think it's the "I'm inlove with you, we should get married.... What's your name again?".

FilthyRob 06-26-2009 11:39 PM
No opinion.


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