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Jman 06-19-2009 08:13 AM

Hey Guys, ever lied about your age???
 
I have seen many chicks do it and today as I hit a buddy of mine's facebook page I LOL'd when I saw is year of birth...

Anyways, gave me a good chuckle and was wondering if anyone else as done it :1orglaugh

AssPirate 06-19-2009 08:28 AM

When I was younger, I always tell people I was five to six years older. Somehow that stuck.

HorseShit 06-19-2009 08:33 AM

I'm usually an 18 year old female

theS2O 06-19-2009 08:33 AM

yeap.. depends on the situation.. :P usually i say i'm 28.. :)

Carmine Raguso 06-19-2009 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15978126)
I'm usually an 18 year old female

Holy shit I just pissed myself :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

uno 06-19-2009 08:42 AM

I only lied about my age when I was below 21.

Scott McD 06-19-2009 08:57 AM

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brassmonkey 06-19-2009 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15978126)
I'm usually an 18 year old female

hahahaha!! :helpme mee ling :1orglaugh

czarina 06-19-2009 09:00 AM

i know the question was for guys, but: yes, I have lied about my age before. I figure when I turn 40 (in a few years) I'll make it a habit and stay at 39 forever :)

CaptainHowdy 06-19-2009 09:02 AM

I always lie about my weight... online I have around 100 pounds more!

Penrod 06-19-2009 09:02 AM

No...but I have lied about being gay to get a ride.

Sid70 06-19-2009 09:05 AM

never. why would i?

woj 06-19-2009 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 15978258)
never. why would i?

:thumbsup

Vendzilla 06-19-2009 09:19 AM

according to myspace, I'm 100

LeRoy 06-19-2009 09:22 AM

I still get carded and I'm almost 40 :thumbsup

So no :winkwink:

beerptrol 06-19-2009 09:29 AM

Yep, I like to tell the ladies I'm 69:winkwink:

Princess Ellisa 06-19-2009 09:30 AM

I used to lie about my age all of the time when I was younger to get older guys. And then it really backfired and I never did it again. Gail and I told these boys were 18 and 19 when we were 13 and 14.

We invited them over, gave them directions we felt they would never be able to locate us with, again we were 13, 14 so I think all we really wanted to do was make them think we wanted them and they wanted us.

Anyhow we went out... the boys found our house...and our mom's... and well our mom's were pretty quick to set the record straight! lol

Jman 06-19-2009 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penrod (Post 15978237)
No...but I have lied about being gay to get a ride.

LMAO yeah that works well in Nice, France to get a moppet ride :1orglaugh:thumbsup:1orglaugh:thumbsup

LAJ 06-19-2009 09:58 AM

Yes, to book acting roles in the past I occasionally made myself several years younger.

Vasago Reno 06-19-2009 11:03 AM

Nope...and my kids have seen to it that I've earned every grey hair that's startin' to show.

Chicks Delivery 06-19-2009 11:06 AM

No, Im not a girl!

jakethedog 06-19-2009 11:07 AM

I actually lost 7 yrs *brain fart* somehow and got into a debate with my wife about it .. fuck it was depressing when she was able to prove to me I was 7 yrs older than I thought i was ..

Forest 06-19-2009 11:09 AM

not since i turned 21

:1orglaugh

Joe BrainCash 06-19-2009 11:31 AM

since I turned 30, constantly.

TheLegacy 06-19-2009 11:49 AM

Age no - dick size - yes

Manowar 06-19-2009 11:57 AM

can't say i've ever done it

CYF 06-19-2009 01:41 PM

My 30th birthday is this weekend and I think I'm going to just be 29 forever. :thumbsup

WiredGuy 06-19-2009 01:47 PM

I'll start lying once I hit 30, so in about a month or so. I'll be 29 and 13 months.
WG

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-19-2009 01:52 PM

Oh hell ya, I'm 16 all the time...

rip raster 06-19-2009 04:11 PM

Yes on the occasion that I do not feel like going through all the BS of having to pull out my id to prove that I am actually as old as I say I am.
I am 38 and constantly have people telling me that I look to be 23 - 24ish. I was even at a bar once, this is going back 10 years ago or so now, with a bunch of friends, me being the oldest of the group by at least 5 years, and I had the bouncer come up to me and ask for my id. Funny thing was the bouncer was a buddy that I had gone to high school with and he didn't recognize me as it had been about 10 years since I had seen him. :1orglaugh

bronco67 06-19-2009 04:43 PM

I don't do it, but I can get away with it. I look 10 years younger than my actual age.

I know some people 10 years younger than me that look older.

Loryn 06-19-2009 04:51 PM

Nope, I love my age and I hope to love every age and stage I am lucky enough to hit!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Well, I did lie about my age when I was under 21, but I don't think that is what you meant!!! :winkwink:


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