If you have ever thought of becoming male talent watch this!!! Video inside..
 

All of you people who bash male talent or think that being a male pornstar is easy you need to watch this. This was shot two years ago before i had my knee surgery and yes those are 18 inch arms.lol

As i have stated before, i have tryed out about 70 or so guys that said they can do this job. All the guys said and swore on a stack of bibles saying they know they can be top male performers.



So one day i got contacted by an english TV host and crew asking if the can follow me around for a day and film me at work trying out new male talent. I said i will also need a real male talent just in case this new guy fails. He said how about you try 3 guys, surely one of them can do it. I said i will still need a real performer because these guys all will fail.


He thought i was being a Dick. I said OK, i got $1000 saying that me trying out your 3 new guys will result in my time being wasted. He said "you are on mate".



The bet was on and this is the video clip of me trying out his 3 guys that he bet $1000 could do it. Enjoy.lol

I did..

Clip one

thx had some fun here.

Ha! That was awesome. is this being made into a tv series or something? Good job.
WG

that was awesome, so how many guys does it usually take to find someone that can perform? is it more like 1:100?

great stuff shot great and funny to the point

what did u do for arms?

DAMN!! Justin came on my couch... Im glad I gave that couch to Rachel Roxxx

I found 3 in 70 that could do it. And they were kinda creepy guys. I shot a bunch of scenes for a website i did not launch where i tried guys out and had James Deen finish the scene when the guys failed miserably. was funny shit!!

James was 18 and awesome even back then. He was the stunt cock.lol

That should be required watching for all male talent wannabees:thumbsup:1orglaugh

i took a pic of u transporting the couch to her






















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No doubt you proved your point with that video but I have to say that I would
have never expected any of those particular guys to do well.

I don't really see any "pornstar" personality traits in those guys.
They are the ones in the bar that chicks pass up.

Try some MMA fighters/boxers/football players and shoot another one to see how the
video comes out with more agressive personalities.

I'm not saying it would be different, just saying these guys are expected to fail.

Instant crassic... love the als plug!!!

Looks are bullshit, I met chris johnson on the vampires set he dont look like a pornstar at all but he def put up a show

he tried Oscar De La Hoya but he only wanted to preform wearing pink fishnets

Some funny shiat there - why I always hire professional cocksmen... :thumbsup

ADG

Those are the biggest camera pussys and have the smallest dicks!! Keep in mind That is a camera crew following me around one day. I have done this over 70+ times.


Being a male is a state of mind. I dont care how many pills you take, if your head isnt in it, you will fail. I might launch a site with about 40+ failures and James Deen saving the day.

SavedByTheDeen.com ?

I don't really mean "looks". I'm thinking more about attitude.
I don't see the confidence or "swagger" of a guy that gets laid all the time
in those guys.

I figure any guy trying to be talent that hasn't slept around a bit is not going
to do well unless he gets lucky. And you know the "cocky" attitude we get
when we are on the roll. Not seeing that.

Seen an episode or two of that Brit guy - he went to a pro domme club in one episode and had some wicked shit done to him. He's game for anything, though...interestin' character to watch. :thumbsup

Interestin' clip. As they say...not as easy as it might seem at times. Everyone fancies themselves a great swordsman to some degree. Not all bring it to the table.

fun to watch.

funny movie, thanks for sharing :)

Ive done over 1500 POV scenes... never a problem... put a crew in front of me... different story.

What's that chick's name? I need to see some videos of her actually getting the real pipe laid down on her.

Good stuff! :)

I do have to say however, that we have shot dozens of amateur never before done this guys with Claudia-Marie and have never had a failure yet.

I'm guessing that if you had wanted to, you could have gotten a scene out of all of those guys.

I remember when I used to shoot as male talent for CenterStageProductions back from 1996 to 2001. Sometimes I was there as male talent, and sometimes I was there shooting content behind a still camera as part of a content deal I had for my company PureCandyImages.

One thing was always the same...the director Bryan was ALWAYS fucking with the male talent trying to get them to lose it. Why? I really don't know. It was his money and time being wasted but he would talk shit to me and the other guys constantly during the scenes. lol Make fun of us, verbally dare us not to lose our hard-ons...shit like that.

And whenever other production companies would come to town and I was on set I saw the same thing from them. Never could figure that out. Saw it again when CM shot for some other companies in 2007 and earlier this year.

Not sure what the purpose of that is, except for sport. lol

Me, I always try to keep things loosey-goosey on my set and everybody comfortable and in a "sexy" atmosphere. Being male talent IS tough. And there are some guys out there who do thrive in it.

But it is possible to shoot amateur guys and have great scenes from them if you do it correctly. And it also takes a lot less time too. I've shot several scenes damn near seemlessly with amateur guys just by having conversations with them via email in advance and having them do some homework and explaining to them how they had to do certain things so that the camera can "see".

I also make damn sure they take either Viagra, cialis, or lavitra before they show up. I don't let them give me any of that "I don't need it" bullshit. If they haven't taken it ahead of time I'll give them one as soon as they arrive.

Anyway, as I said earlier....I"ve actually gotten several amateurs to give seemless performances: 20 minutes of useable footage in 30 minutes! I've also had the nightmare of 25 minutes of footage from 3 hours of soft cock :(

But we have gotten good to great scenes from everyone of them.

My guess is that JustDaveXxx could have just as easily turned that bet around the other way and still won $1,000
He's in charge of how it's gonna go down. And if JDXxx and the female talent are of a mind to make it happen...they can. They are pro's.

Now if it was an amateur female and amateur male at the same time with an inexperienced director and that many people on set with all that tension and expectation? You'd never see an erection.

But with JDXxx in charge...I'm pretty sure that just like a conductor of an orchestra, he can make what he wants of the situation.

Or, I'm way off-base and these guys in the vid were just complete and total losers. lol

HA HA, funny shit! there Dave, everybody thinks they can do this, but only so few can.
I used to get asked all of the time by new guys will you hire me and I always said no.
Hell!, I think everybody wants to do this, but you all saw what happened.

You can put any guy who is in great shape in there, I guarantee you they will all FAIL!.
Good stuff!.

haha at least Justin busted one :)

Actually saw that on TV...Awesome Stuff.

well you're right about the viagra, i was one of those who said i didnt need it (had never taken it before prior to then) but i was pretty much coerced into popping one. crew was like "we NEED you to get hard" and i was a bit confused. didn't have a problem with the scene though one guy did and jamesD stepped in. thing i like about james is he keeps everyone laughing on set

haha. that was great buddy.

great time today. we have to do that more often. good catching up.

let me know about your get together next week, i'm there.

eric

Poor guys, couldnt perform and they had to be verbally humiliated too

He is without a doubt my favorite male pornstar. No one else even comes close, when we are talking hardcore stuff.

James Mogul has him beat when it comes to kink, but not by a whole lot.

The guy cums when hes flaccid too... now that's humiliation, from the chick and the show host.

When I was younger I know I could of easily been one.... now, well i'd rather just sit back and enjoy :)

how do you nut with a limp dick.. i dont even think animals can do that

who is the "Narraita"? ........ is that u Dave?

That was awesome - I've tried about 20 new guys in the past 3 years and pretty much given up.

And contrary to Sortie's statement, in my experience, it's the quiet confident ones that were able to finish. The more "bar swagger" the dumb ass had, the more likely he was to fail.

I do agree with Robbie - and maybe my (our) intolerance for some fuckin punk half my age that calls me "dog" is one reason I was hard on the stupid steroid and/or ghetto fucks.

And I do treat someone that claims he is the next "(insert famous stunt cock's name here)" differently than I do a guy that is a bit humble and/or just wants to make a decent scene with his GF.

I'll still give a guy a chance - and I do what i can to make him comfortable - but as JustDaveXxx said "Being a male is a state of mind. I dont care how many pills you take, if your head isnt in it, you will fail." and I take that one further - get your body ready too - NO drugs, get enough sleep and be well hydrated or you're just looking for failure.

That needs to be on YouTube for any guy searching on how to become the next male pornstar....

Really funny shit...

you either got to know how to remove your head from the fact there are people standing around or just be the type of pervent that loves being watched and gets turned on majorly by that type of stuff.

You just described Mr. Pete. That guy is a beast and the more people watching him the better. :)

Well said.

I do stills 1st and if you cant get past that, you will defiantly be wasting my time. I hate when people think that they can do my job easily. I have seen a lot of people loose a shitload of their and other peoples money shooting scenes themselves thinking it is that easy. People think they are saving money and they seriously fuck it up and wonder why nobody buys it??? Shit looks like it was shot on a boat during a hurricane. I guess people love to loose their money in porn.lol


Also keep in mind all because a guy can keep it hard, doesn't mean the scene is gonna be good.


And why is it that everybody is packing 8 inches or bigger? WTF? as if im not gonna know?? I am the same guy that gets those stupid emails all week long remember???

And people laugh when i ask them to get naked in front of 10 of their buddies and start jerkin off while the 11th guy is video taping it in a well lot up room. Am i crazy??? Nope, just know my shit an learned to weed out the crap. :2 cents:

ROTFLMAO - Before her first shoot, Riley told me her boyfriend had 9" - if you watch how much trouble she had taking my 7+ incher, you'll understand that most guys are inept with a ruler. Or maybe he was European and meant 9 centimeters :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And I still love the "get naked in front of 10 of their buddies and start jerkin off while the 11th guy is video taping it in a well lot up room" advice. Reminds me of the time Violet had some guy hitting on her and she told him to get it hard right there in the club - he said it was impossible - so I proved him wrong - we can never go back to that club but I did prove him wrong :1orglaugh

It really does help when transitioning - or doing stills etc... I'll have to pull up the footage of the time I was working with Josie and the main capacitor in one of the studio lamps blew up. At first we thought the entire set was on fire. Try keeping a hard-on after some major fireworks and when the room smells like someone just burned a bowling ball. I hadn't taken Viagra and the change in rhythm was fucking with my mojo - I was wishing I had taken the little blue pill as we cleaned up and aired the place out. It was the first on-set disaster I had experienced and it was a little disconcerting but I was able to focus on Josie's great little body and I did manage to get the job done - would have been simpler with the little blue pill though.........

becoming a stunt cock? thanks, but no thanks

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Interesting video and some very entertaining, interesting and useful information in this thread! Congrats!!! ;)

maybe they used this special ruler?

http://www.penisruler.com/products/penisruler.html

Damn, tough job.

Heh that was little bit funny, they think that will be easy but is not :)

MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE GUNS!!!!!!! Boom! Pow! Bang!

Classic video Dave. Classic.

I agree with you 10000% about guys thinking they can do this, but check this out and give me your opinion on this:

I've had similar experience in the USA, most guys just can't do it and it doesn't matter what color they are, how fit they are or how big their cock is. However, in Thailand both the little Thai guys and the ladyboys get wood around the 98% rate. It's incredible and I've yet to figure out why they can get wood here, but not back home.

Now, I have some thoughts about it, one being that even in the western porn world, most of the time it's not the brightest guys who can perform without fail. My guess is, since it's ALL MENTAL anyway, that there is just nothing going on upstairs and they are not worried or thinking about it. So with that theory, over here, at best most of them have an 8th grade education and most all of them honestly have shit for brains, thus making no thought at all about the gig, the hard cock or the pressures of performing. They just get wood because they *may* be too dumb to know they can't.

Your thoughts?

BTW... this video should be given to every male who tries to enter the biz. Head to AIM to get your test, watch this video while you wait.

good point, I've neve tried in front of a crew although there have been an assistant and a model standing around...

Funny and interesting,looked like a fun show.

hehe, that was great :)

well, that was a great watch and what the hell was with that writer guy? Instead of focusing on his co-star, he was reading a fucking poem :'')