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InternetIsForPorn 06-22-2009 10:36 AM

Will do SEO for food
 
Well, what do you know. You take on a couple of huge clients with HOLYSHIT SO MANY DIGITS contracts, and all of a sudden, both of them go fuckin bankrupt.

This will definitely stall my iPhone operation which I've already started (see siggy).

So while all the shit goes to court, bla bla bla, I'll do some SEO for food.

Let's make it like this:

First 3 posters with 100+ posts - post a URL of a website you'd like to get SEO'd (or e-mail it and say "I've emailed you")

Then, I will send you a workplan for your website. Things you will have to do to increase your rankings. If you have common sense, you'll understand why these implementations will work and will see a good result within a week or two.

If you like it or if you think I'm full of shit, you can post in this thread. This will give people that can send me food any idea of whether or not their food is well spent.

And by food I mean symbolic sums of cash via your preferred payment method.

For a fast response, contact via Email. IMs are overflooded.

*this is for ONSITE SEO ONLY! I am not going to build links for free, it's like building a house with your own building materials on someone elses land, hoping the owner will pay you. This is exactly how I'm fucked right now and will take the matter to court.

WiredGuy 06-22-2009 10:41 AM

Good luck, which company went under on you?
WG

seeandsee 06-22-2009 10:42 AM

I'l do pussy for food

96ukssob 06-22-2009 10:45 AM

you can help me with bossvids.com if you want :winkwink:

i have a list of TGP sites that I'm trying to work on but don't have time. If your interested in some "assistance" let me know, i got some extra paypal/epass funds laying around

deserv 06-22-2009 10:48 AM

you can help me with http://www.webcamsexgirlz.com

Im dying to get advice on how to proper advertise my site

thanks! :)

added you to ICQ

Redmanthatcould 06-22-2009 10:52 AM

I don't have 100+ posts, but you have email either way. :)

InternetIsForPorn 06-22-2009 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15986236)
you can help me with bossvids.com if you want :winkwink:

i have a list of TGP sites that I'm trying to work on but don't have time. If your interested in some "assistance" let me know, i got some extra paypal/epass funds laying around

I will definitely help you with this one. Would be best if you shot me an email so I could send the report.

As for the companies that went under, I won't name them because I am still hoping they'll pay after court. But they're huge ad agencies that outsource their services to smaller folks like me.

pornguy 06-22-2009 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15986210)
Good luck, which company went under on you?
WG

Thats something that I would like to know as well.

I know that a LOT of them are cutting back on what they pay for SEO and in the long run will regret that.

96ukssob 06-22-2009 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 15986427)
I will definitely help you with this one. Would be best if you shot me an email so I could send the report.

As for the companies that went under, I won't name them because I am still hoping they'll pay after court. But they're huge ad agencies that outsource their services to smaller folks like me.

trust me, i know how that is with trying to collect from people. most i require prepay if they are a company, if not, not taking that chance again.

my email is bossku69 \\a-t\\ gmail \\d-o-t\\ com

whatif_3 06-22-2009 11:37 AM

trafficmanagementgroup.com

new site we launched, lets see what you have :)

InternetIsForPorn 06-22-2009 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15986436)
trust me, i know how that is with trying to collect from people. most i require prepay if they are a company, if not, not taking that chance again.

my email is bossku69 \\a-t\\ gmail \\d-o-t\\ com

I know it's next to impossible to get your cash through collecting agencies (inkasso)

So I'm taking this straight to court.

dready 06-22-2009 12:17 PM

http://www.ultra-pornstars.com/

Just got killed by Google a few days ago in that big hit against TGPs. I'd love to hear your opinion.

bobby666 06-22-2009 01:48 PM

http://www.bootparadise.com
dropped from pr2 to pr0 and i really have no idea why

your advice is more than welcome

BradM 06-22-2009 01:49 PM

This guy seems more of a hustler than anything else.

InternetIsForPorn 06-22-2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dready (Post 15986608)
http://www.ultra-pornstars.com/

Just got killed by Google a few days ago in that big hit against TGPs. I'd love to hear your opinion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666 (Post 15987005)
http://www.bootparadise.com
dropped from pr2 to pr0 and i really have no idea why

your advice is more than welcome

Yup, you guys are victims of the google reshuffle. Drop me a line via email with those links, I'll explain what you can do to get back. Although sadly you won't spike back -- not at least until the next reshuffle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatif_3 (Post 15986444)
trafficmanagementgroup.com

new site we launched, lets see what you have :)

That background makes me stare at the site for like a minute. There is something that I can highly recommend for you to do and can hook you up with cheap ways to do it. Drop me a line via e-mail please.

So far I've delivered 1 report, will deliver more.

alias 06-22-2009 02:25 PM

I wipe my ass with seo.

fallenmuffin 06-22-2009 02:26 PM

I just sent you an email about one of my websites. It already has a pretty damn good ranking in Google and Yahoo but would love to improve it one or two spots.

cykoe6 06-22-2009 03:01 PM

Yet another SEO genius who instead of taking the obvious path of making websites and getting them to rank and then collecting the income........ instead decides to advise others for small amounts of money so they can prosper and reap all of the long term financial benefits.

Alas I am not smart enough to understand such a complex and esoteric strategy.........

.........or else this is Pussyserver's new nic. :1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 06-22-2009 03:07 PM

LOL, I liked option "C" you sent me.

InternetIsForPorn 06-22-2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 15987257)
Yet another SEO genius who instead of taking the obvious path of making websites and getting them to rank and then collecting the income........ instead decides to advise others for small amounts of money so they can prosper and reap all of the long term financial benefits.

Alas I am not smart enough to understand such a complex and esoteric strategy.........

.........or else this is Pussyserver's new nic. :1orglaugh

What's up with Russians coming in and spilling shit everywhere all the time? You always try to find a pessimistic approach to every topic. You always try to find a scam somewhere. I just don't get it. Why did I even bother learning that damn language, blad nahuy. Pizdi v drugih temah v obshem pozhaluysta.

To answer your question - same reason why most affiliates stick to promoting and not owning their own programs. Some people would rather stick to doing something specific, instead of covering all areas of running a website.

Doctor Feelgood 06-22-2009 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 15986185)
Well, what do you know. You take on a couple of huge clients with HOLYSHIT SO MANY DIGITS contracts, and all of a sudden, both of them go fuckin bankrupt.

This will definitely stall my iPhone operation which I've already started (see siggy).

So while all the shit goes to court, bla bla bla, I'll do some SEO for food.

Let's make it like this:

First 3 posters with 100+ posts - post a URL of a website you'd like to get SEO'd (or e-mail it and say "I've emailed you")

Then, I will send you a workplan for your website. Things you will have to do to increase your rankings. If you have common sense, you'll understand why these implementations will work and will see a good result within a week or two.

If you like it or if you think I'm full of shit, you can post in this thread. This will give people that can send me food any idea of whether or not their food is well spent.

And by food I mean symbolic sums of cash via your preferred payment method.

For a fast response, contact via Email. IMs are overflooded.

*this is for ONSITE SEO ONLY! I am not going to build links for free, it's like building a house with your own building materials on someone elses land, hoping the owner will pay you. This is exactly how I'm fucked right now and will take the matter to court.

what state do you live in?

InternetIsForPorn 06-22-2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 15987356)
what state do you live in?

The companies (both mine and clients') are based in Cali

cykoe6 06-22-2009 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 15987318)
What's up with Russians coming in and spilling shit everywhere all the time? You always try to find a pessimistic approach to every topic. You always try to find a scam somewhere. I just don't get it. Why did I even bother learning that damn language, blad nahuy. Pizdi v drugih temah v obshem pozhaluysta.

To answer your question - same reason why most affiliates stick to promoting and not owning their own programs. Some people would rather stick to doing something specific, instead of covering all areas of running a website.

It is just interesting because I know a couple of guys who are true SEO experts. They both make in excess of $30,000 per month. Neither one of them hustles for spare change on GFY........ instead they build sites which make lots of money.......... so if you are truly an an SEO expert then your strategy baffles me........... typically people who make threads asking for small amount of money are not experts in anything other than hustling small amount of money.

Your rather pitiful attempt to deflect attention from the rather obvious lack of logic in your claim to be an SEO expert who needs to beg for change on GFY by claiming my criticism is somehow a result of me being a Russian (which I am not) only seems to reinforce my original perception that you are most likely Pussyserver's new nic. :1orglaugh

InternetIsForPorn 06-23-2009 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 15987472)
It is just interesting because I know a couple of guys who are true SEO experts. They both make in excess of $30,000 per month. Neither one of them hustles for spare change on GFY........ instead they build sites which make lots of money.......... so if you are truly an an SEO expert then your strategy baffles me........... typically people who make threads asking for small amount of money are not experts in anything other than hustling small amount of money.

Your rather pitiful attempt to deflect attention from the rather obvious lack of logic in your claim to be an SEO expert who needs to beg for change on GFY by claiming my criticism is somehow a result of me being a Russian (which I am not) only seems to reinforce my original perception that you are most likely Pussyserver's new nic. :1orglaugh

Just like I said, a troll, sigh

Jdoughs 06-23-2009 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 15987072)
Yup, you guys are victims of the google reshuffle. Drop me a line via email with those links, I'll explain what you can do to get back. Although sadly you won't spike back -- not at least until the next reshuffle.

Atleast one of those sites was a penalty, not a 'reshuffle'.

And it won't bounce back til the penalty issue is corrected. And when it does, it will infact 'spike' back.

Penalties are temp, if they are addressed.

dready 06-23-2009 11:19 AM

Thanks for emailing me. Bump for you.


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