Typical princess bitch exwife strikes again....
 

3:00 this morning my cell phone starts ringing. Caller id tells me its my exwife.:Oh crap

Not wanting to be a dick, and honestly worried something may be wrong, I answer.

Turns out something was wrong, she had managed to lock her keys inside of her car at a gas station just outside of Cleveland. I tell her she should call AAA and get them out there, she tells me she's used up all of her roadside for the year already. She then asks me to come all the way up there (about 45 miles) and unlock the door because she knows I still have a set of keys for that car.

I had been drinking last evening, around 3 I was pretty drunk, passed out, etc. So instead of jumping into my car and driving to cleveland shitfaced, I gave my friend a call so she could drive, I could sober up and not break any laws. She didn't want to, but I talked her into it, around 3:30ish we were on our way. We got there just after quarter after 4.

No thank you, no sorry to bother you at 3 in the morning to come up here and unlock the car you paid for.....

She came running up to the car screaming "what took you so fucking long" I wasn't in the mood and wont take another ounce of shit from her so I told her to fuck off, here's the fucking key. I took the key off the ring and handed it to her. She grabbed it with her left, and swung at my head with her right.

Obviously, I managed to keep my head and get out of there. But thats it, and i'm fucking done being there for her unappreciative ass. I hope the next time she needs something i'm the only person she can call.

mother fucker.:mad:

sounds about right for ex's

That's what you get for being nice to psycho bitches.

you wanted sex don't you

Big ups Ohio.

But yea, she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.

You are both right. I just dont understand why she treats me like shit when I'm always the one helping her. Why cant she get it into her stupid skull that i'm trying to be human and she should too?

She had zero respect for our relationship, totaly fucked me in court and got the lions share, and since has not stopped with the shit, its always fucking something.

She should count her lucky stars i'm nothing like her. She would be the reason my garden was so lush and healthy otherwise.

To be perfectly blunt - she knows you're her bitch to abuse at will - even NOW. Kick her to the curb and say 'Call a fucking cab you dumb whore, I don't care - I've got my own life.'

Your balls will grow three times in size that day.

send her a bill

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I'll never touch that bitch again. ever.

Now the one who drove..... I could do that.:thumbsup

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I hate to admit that yes, I have been her punching bag even though I dont have to. Like I said, i'm fucking done. She's a lucky woman...

You just answered your own question. You need to grow some balls, brotha.

Bottom line is if you have kids then you need to try to be civil to each other for the sake of the kids. If you don't have kids tell her gfy.

Yep sounds about like 50% of them. The rest are worse than that.

Was she American? There's your problem.

You want a good wife don't ever marry an American woman.

its hard to imagine worse. I'll take your word for it though, you've always been reliable for good info.

Better advice would be to not get married, period.

very good point

Amen to that. :2 cents:

Now that kinda says alot about why she was so pissed at you, you rocked up with the current root? :1orglaugh Nice work.

The correct answer would have been to tell her you threw the key away a long time ago, you've been drinking, and FUCK NO you arent coming to help her out with her fucking problem.

If you are broke up - why are you bothering? .... its time for her to be an adult.

If there are no kids involved or other commitments involved ...Change your number and break all ties.

Step one - stop answering her calls.

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See, when she said "wtf took you so long" ? this is when i look at Her and say " Oh Reallyyyy??, i am keeping the Key, good luck!"

It's late, you are tired, 1/2 drunk, had to pull a friend into helping you and this is how she greets you?

yeah that too, oh when you answered and she asked for help, just laugh your ass off :1orglaugh

Man ooo man.....she's ur ex, so why did you go there at first place!
i remember when my ex call me in 5 in the morning telling me that her hamster is almost dead( one i bought her as a present) and she want it me to take it do the vet, i just hangup the phone!

She was my ex!

If I had time, I would draw you out a flowchart, but it basically boils down to this...

Do you have children with her?

If so, you do have to answer her calls at 3:00 a.m.

But even if you do, that does not mean you are her personal lackey. I assume she's not destitute, given the fact that she fucked you in court. So let her deal with her own shit, unless your hypothetical children are in danger/need, etc.

If you don't have children...

then block her number. There is no need to talk to her ever again.

Of course she doesn't have respect for you. You will drag your 1/2 drunk ass out of bed at 3:00 a.m., disrupt and inconvenience a friend, and make a 90 mile round trip simply because she locked her keys in the car? She said jump, you said how high. That is not respect worthy. Respect worthy would be you telling her NO.

And as a woman, let me assure you that if you ever have even a glimmer of a notion of bedding the 'one that drove' you are killing all chances of it by being your ex wife's bitchboy. That isn't attractive, (unless the friend is a dominatrix, then she might like it).

Dude, tough love here, but man up and grow a set of fuckin' balls.

If you don't, this woman will jack you around for as long as you let her.

You have the power to say no. Just do it.

Quoted for truth :2 cents:

any call from an ex at that early morning hour is a setup waiting to happen. she could have called 911 on you and your driving bud just for the fuck of it if she gets excited with drama (#1 drug of choice for exwives) i would honestly apologize to your current friend/fuckbuddy for even dragging her into this shit with you. you need to be munching that muff right about now and vowing not to fall for this ex shit again

but seriously, you should have went there and taken the car back that you paid for and left her stuck.

All that shit happened because you allowed it to happen.

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Locking the car door with keys in the ignition and engine running is a "special" skill.

I absolutely cannot believe the girl that I assume you are "sleeping with" drove you to take care of your ex-wife. LOL. That's hilarious.

Sometimes there is no reward for being a good person. Like everyone else has said if you don't have children together I would completely shut her out of your life.
If you do have children together then only deal with her on matters that pertain to your children.
In either case if she continues to harass you in any capacity that doesn't involve children I would document each and every time and consider a restraining order.

thats fucked up mang

And if she has custody of your kids, then coming to her rescue at 3am at a gas station where she tries to slug you with a witness watching might make a judges ear twitch.

1st mistake = answering the phone. If you don't think there will be sex involved, there's no reason in answering the phone. If you think sex is involved I'd say you've got a 50/50 chance. However... answer... you know no sex... turn off phone + lock the doors and go back to sleep.

You are way too nice. Ex wife? Ha. I would have hung up on that bitch, cracked open another beer and passed out...

I hope you learned your lesson. She is an 'ex' for a reason. At least I hope the chick that drove you was hot to piss her off.

She just know to manipulate you.

The girl that drove me is one of my best friends (yes, we are screwing. lol). Had I been sober I would have done it myself, trust me.

On the other hand, it does occur to me now that since the two of them were friends before I ever met either one of them that yeah, that was maybe a trigger. Whoops.:)

Also, as far as taking the car I payed for.....lol. I wonder how that would go over. The judge liked her alot more then me.

Lesson learned. She can expect nothing from me.
I am going to change my numbers, at the least. And I have been considering moving the hell away from here for a number of reasons for a few weeks now. This seems like a good time to do that.

Not nice from here site

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wow... i'd have tossed the fucking key in the woods if she'd said that to me... insane...

Stop being a pussy and making excuses for being a pussy. There's no excuse.

haha, I was just going to post the same thing...

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priceless advice

you know whats funny? I start a business thread to get all the companys here on a link list. All anyone has to do is type like 4 things and hit submit, I do the rest.

That gets almost zero attention.


I put "bitch exwife" in a thread title and it gets all kinds of attention.

hmmmmmm. lol.......

"No more keyz pour jou, bitch!" :321GFY

Ya know, I wouldnt have ever even done that to an ex, so rude and immature. There's a reason you should be happy it's an ex.

dude I don't know you but that is typical american chick.....they suck!! next time date ONLY spanish girls fresh off boat