My goldfish died today.. possible suicide, conspiracy theory maybe?
 

Think he drowned himself. Or maybe i didnt water him enough, he looked thirsty the last 2 days.

Im sad.

:(

maybe no free tube porn for goldy, she was angry!

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/UNY...~u17429305.jpg

It was me mother fucker. I was going to send you this picture and demand a ransom but then I had to piss.

That sucks but something was definitively up

You need to learn to listen to your fish. THey don't just up and decide to do something like that.

You were missing the obvious signs or you are just in denial.

Sorry for your loss.

He was MURDERED!

Should of talked to the Fish Whisperer first.

Maybe he commited suicide because of the Michael Jackson death?

Well she was quite an angry bi.. fish.

Damn man, dont you believe the trolls?! Im making 10bucks a day, how the fuck should i be paying ransom money?!?!


Floating up you mean?

If we had talked about it before this tragedy, you could have warned me about missing the signs. Now she is dead. And im finding someone to blame for that..

:winkwink:

Couldnt, didnt answer the fucking phone that dude.

Who? That cannot be as important as my goldfish dying now, can it?!

God rest his fins.

Thanks john.

This is such a sad day :(

i thought it was another mj joke

Sasha Grey's fish died yesterday, gotta be a conspiracy.

You think my sweet goldfish dying is a joke man!? :(

Did you put vodka in his bowl ??

Perhaps he had personal problems. Have you talked to his love interests? Have you seen him around any strange goldfish lately?

Is it possible that he had come into contact with some illegal mexican goldfish and caught swineflu?

It could even be financial. Have you taken a look at his stock portfolio and his 401k statement?

I'm racking my brains here, but you need to give me SOMETHING to go on!!


.

I never drink. Actually we both never drank. Accept for water. We loved water. :Oh crap

Hmm you might be on the something.
A week ago she had a girlfriend over, or actually the girl next door because her parents went on a holiday for a week. They didnt seem bitchy towards eachother though. In fact, the tiny little castle i bought last month? They seemed to really enjoy it, sitting there, together. Flipflopping their little tales..

I do mis her..:(

don't waste fish meat, eat it :winkwink:

call csi: Dead fish!

I just shed a tear.

Apreciated :(

Suicide.