Help me
 

Wacked off furiously multiple times today to no avail whatsoever. I'm screechingly horny still. Vancouver, if any of you have had any experience living downtown, is practically lay-proof on the streets walking around. I know I can't just go out and pick girls up. I've tried virtually every angle possible and it's a lost cause. I can't wait another 5 hours until the bars, another lost cause. And broke right now, escorts out of the question. Does anyone own a babe-teleporter device they could lend me for a few days? Much appreciated! Even if you could like lend me your Lamborghini. Thanks.

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I recommend a hit of salvia followed by a 3 hour attempt to sober up.

That's totally a good idea, but.....

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I need a hit of Silvia

How can you even think about sex? The king of pop just died........




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Dude I fucking cried yesterday over it. Yesterday was his day. Now the media's just prolonging something noone can reverse. It happened and it's time to move on. It's time to rebuild the world to MJ's vision.

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Talk to the man in the mirror.

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I'm kidding............kinda.

hahah maybe my horniness is just "human nature" and I should learn to cope. Well at least until I go and "beat it" again.

cold shower...:upsidedow

it dosen't matter if its wrong or right, just beat it.


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