Fill in the Blank: If I had to make an extra $2K this month, I would_________
 

(I would be tempted to say I'm looking for serious answers, but it obviously wouldn't do any good to say it :1orglaugh )

invest it in content to make 4k next month

Sell content. I actually need to make $6K in the next two weeks to pay for my wedding.

Cool...congrats :) I hope the wedding isn't in two weeks, though --- from my experience I had to have everything paid in full at least a few weeks beforehand.

1. Go to GFY.com
2. Post thread asking for advice.
3. ????
4. Profit

Print up and sell some Michael Jackson memorial tshirts.

1. Wasn't asking for advice...I'm already doing what I need to do.
2. While I was working tonight on something to boost revenue in one area of my business, it occurred to me that it might be an interesting subject for a post.
3. If I was looking for personal advice, I wouldn't be asking how to raise $2K :1orglaugh
4. Of course, I'm not above stealing a good idea from this or any other thread - and I would hope no one else is above it either :winkwink:

Buy these quarter pushers..
http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trk...All-Categories

Obscene 300-800% yearly return
Fucking obscene

I know a guy right now selling THREE for $750
That puts the return in the thousands
It's fucking sick

Damn, shows how isolated I've been - I've never even seen one of those before.
Are they legal in the blue states? (That's not a slam, it's a serious question, I've only lived on the East Coast and in Cali.)

Riiiiiiight.....I've been here almost since the beginning of the board, and have 2000 posts. I'm well known for trolling :disgust

sorry, no offense intended, hitting you with inside jokes that are irrelevant if you don't know the references... carry on :thumbsup

contact 2 or 3 local businesses and build them a website

thanks, and no prob...I don't bother with most of the trolling that goes on here (unlike most of the trolls, I have a house, a family and a business that I actually work at, and only spend time here while I'm waiting for renders and uploads to finish) so I don't know a lot of the inside jokes - and no offense meant there, there's nothing wrong with knowing them :winkwink:

...shoot myself and sell the organs?

Yea.. In some states you have to put candy in the top of it
They're all over in this HELL of a "state" I currently reside in

:1orglaugh

Personaly to make 2k more I'd just work a bit more.

I'd sell ass on the streetcorner.
However, I'm pretty sure I'd have to pay someone that $2k to do me...

Sign up to www.lonelywifecash.com and laugh my way to the bank....

Then put on your ski mask and stick up the teller?

& prey jesus for top google spots? :1orglaugh

Good luck with your feature plans

Work overtime 20 hours that month.

work harder

I would shoot and sell 1 exclusive hardcore scene.

beg on gfy for a job

- build tubes
- sell M.J. t-shirts

Find someone with 2k and club them over the head.

I need 2k too :)

You can get about $1800 of it if you send paypal from an overdrawn bank account in exchange for epass.

Not buy rims for my fly ride.

Make $5k to be safe

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