I'll Be Balls Deep In Your Mother This Weekend!
 

tell your dad i like my steak medium rare and keep those cold beers coming... :thumbsup

Say hi to my mom for me.. Have fun. ;)

Is this Mother's Day? I thought it was the fourth of July

My mom's pretty mature and not so attractive, more muscular, hairy and mean than your average constructionworker..also, if you find my dad..let him know that his bastard son would like to collect all of the alimony that he has failed to pay. Never met the fucker, feel free to punch him after the beers and steaks for me.

You're bringing brewskis, right?

You are a brave man.
My mother has more facial hair then my dad :D

Now I know what my folks are up to...

thanks for that info