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halfpint 07-03-2009 11:19 PM

Two Midgets Killed in Hooker Romp
 
Midget wrestlers killed in hooker romp

TWO hookers were being quizzed last night after a pair of wrestling MIDGETS died in a sex party - plunging an entire country into mourning.

Pint-size grappler Alberto Jimenez, 35, and his twin Alejandro - national heroes in Mexico - were drugged and robbed after picking up two tarts at a hotel.

The thieving hookers are believed to have spiked their booze with eye drops to knock them out - but the dose was too much for their tiny frames.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_838830a.jpg

Read The Full Story Here

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ug-drinks.html

tical 07-03-2009 11:25 PM

eye drops will knock you out?

Iron Fist 07-03-2009 11:28 PM

I wonder how many people will try drinking eye drops this weekend just to see if it works.

JenniDahling 07-03-2009 11:31 PM

I thought spiking someone's drink with Visine was equivalent to giving them Exlax brownies?!

Elixir 07-04-2009 03:54 AM

bad news :(

Scott McD 07-04-2009 04:11 AM

Still can't help but laugh at the story... :1orglaugh

seeandsee 07-04-2009 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical (Post 16029144)
eye drops will knock you out?

who will know

MichaelAncher 07-04-2009 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical (Post 16029144)
eye drops will knock you out?


No but it makes you very sick, girls use is to get rid of guys that try a little to hard...they slip it in his drink and after 10 min, the guy stops thinking about sex :-)

Dood 07-04-2009 07:51 AM

Yesterday I accidentally got one drop of visine in my mouth and rinsed it out immediately but about 4 hours later I had sharp pains in my stomach and was very sleepy, now I know why I guess.

Good thing I'm not a midget.

brassmonkey 07-04-2009 11:19 AM

think they were in a movie

Pseudonymous 07-04-2009 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16030057)
think they were in a movie

No it wasn't the wrestling midgets from Nacho Libre. lol

Spunky 07-04-2009 11:34 AM

She devils every one of them

Supz 07-04-2009 12:19 PM

The Little Peoples Convention is in town in NYC. They are all staying at the Marriot Downtown right nextdoor to my building. Midgets everywhere.

$5 submissions 07-04-2009 01:30 PM

Midget sex party goes awry... I wonder what kind of headlines that would provoke.

Mr. Romance 07-04-2009 02:31 PM

this sucks

Mr. Romance

u-Bob 07-04-2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelAncher (Post 16029662)
No but it makes you very sick, girls use is to get rid of guys that try a little to hard...they slip it in his drink and after 10 min, the guy stops thinking about sex :-)

:disgust:disgust:disgust


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