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matty 07-06-2009 07:46 AM

"Change" is Coming - The Smart Car
 
What we will be forced to drive soon.
http://www.desktopmonger.com/sc.jpg

But look at all of the GREAT new choices we will have from 'THE SMART CAR' !!!!

THE SMORVETTE !
http://www.desktopmonger.com/smorvette.jpg

THE SMAUDI A-3 AWD !
http://www.desktopmonger.com/smaudi.jpg

THE SMAMBORGHINI !
http://www.desktopmonger.com/smamborghini.jpg

THE SMORCHE !
http://www.desktopmonger.com/smorche.jpg

THE SMERARRI !
http://www.desktopmonger.com/smerarri.jpg



AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

THE SMUSTANG !
http://www.desktopmonger.com/mustang.jpg


AWESOME. I want my Smerarri!

mrwilson 07-06-2009 07:52 AM

lol some of them look great.

i would have the smorche i think

bloggerz 07-06-2009 07:52 AM

:1orglaugh

Way3 07-06-2009 08:01 AM

Those are so cool!!!

pornguy 07-06-2009 08:05 AM

They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.

matty 07-06-2009 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16034058)
They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.

link please...

MetaMan 07-06-2009 08:27 AM

:1orglaugh

these RULE :warning

Way3 07-06-2009 08:32 AM

Unfortunately they seem to be Photoshopped. :(
http://www.gizmag.com/smart-body-kit...orghini/10442/

Curious if anyone has a link to the kits if they are available?

gornyhuy 07-06-2009 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Way3 (Post 16034130)
Unfortunately they seem to be Photoshopped. :(

Curious if anyone has a link to the kits if they are available?

Congratulations for being a retard.

seeandsee 07-06-2009 08:38 AM

lol somebody saw crash tests too :D

Manowar 07-06-2009 08:48 AM

smart cars rule LOL

MovieMaster 07-06-2009 09:16 AM

Thats reassuring for my 6' 8" body I guess my knees will be the back seat now....

And hell I thought most cars were uncomfy before fuck me!

Tom_PM 07-06-2009 09:22 AM

hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?

matty 07-06-2009 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 16034156)
Congratulations for being a retard.

Ahahha I was thinking the same thing. Guy went down to the smart car dealership like yo i want to order a SMORSHE 911 Turbo... :helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 16034404)
hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?

Nice touch...

http://www.desktopmonger.com/smorche-locked.jpg

PlugRush Sascha 07-06-2009 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 16034404)
hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?

They have small cars like that all over the place in Europe. We used to tip my one friend's car on its side as a prank in high school. It was an old piece of shit, so it didn't really matter but he'd still be pissed when he had to find another way to get to school.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GySSKPz3oR8 is a good video to watch and a reason I would not drive a Smart car in the US right now with all the big SUVs and trucks driving around and potentially crushing your little-ass Smart. Even a regular sedan will fuck you up in a Smart.

Tom_PM 07-06-2009 10:05 AM

lol, dont forget to lock up your smorshe!

Verticle car stacking/parking is gonna catch on with these things.

brassmonkey 07-06-2009 10:09 AM

hahahaha!!!!

maxjohan 07-06-2009 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 16034018)
i would have the smorche i think

This leads me to believe in an upcoming "Pimp MY Smorche" on the Mtv channel :winkwink:

Rochard 07-06-2009 10:32 AM

So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?

StaceyJo 07-06-2009 10:40 AM

Bwahahaha.. I enjoy it. lol

brassmonkey 07-06-2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 16034696)
So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?

think so ive seen something like this

JD 07-06-2009 11:05 AM

if i could get into it... i'd buy a SMAMBORGHINI... that shit's hot lmao

Blazed 07-06-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matty (Post 16034102)
link please...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ju6t-yyoU8s

saucygirl 07-06-2009 11:36 AM

Those have been around for a while outside the US. I guess I'm not that surprised it took so long to get here since America has that bigger is better mentality.

Meeper 07-06-2009 11:58 AM

Those look rad haha. Its so funny because if they ACTUALLY made those body kits for it, it would be a HUGE seller. Especially in Europe.

kristin 07-06-2009 12:07 PM

That's awesome.

SilentKnight 07-06-2009 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16034058)
They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.

I saw that, too - and they could still open the doors on it.

Basically its a rollcage with plastic body panels.

We looked briefly at buying one recently just for runnin' around town with - but opted for a new 2010 Kia Forte instead (for the wife).

dav3 07-06-2009 02:07 PM

lol smustang

the 'Monster Smart' is pretty cool


ADENTSTUDIOS 07-06-2009 03:06 PM

ewwww smart cars.

danielle_ftv 07-06-2009 07:46 PM

LOLOLOL...that's hillarious! I want a Smamborhini.

SBJ 07-06-2009 07:50 PM

haha love it! :1orglaugh Where is the Smummer (hummer)

rowan 07-06-2009 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l (Post 16034542)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GySSKPz3oR8 is a good video to watch and a reason I would not drive a Smart car in the US right now with all the big SUVs and trucks driving around and potentially crushing your little-ass Smart. Even a regular sedan will fuck you up in a Smart.

Interesting, I've never seen a crash test of that kind before. Pretty scary to see how the smaller car cops the brunt of the force - there's little point the structure remaining intact if the occupant's brain gets pureed...

Here's another vid that shows what happens when a tiny car hits a larger one. The merc continues moving forward and hardly deviates from its course; the smart car gets pushed backwards and rolls.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OZs1Q...eature=related

LiveDose 07-06-2009 09:59 PM

I can't help myself from laughing everytime I cruise by one.

rowan 07-06-2009 10:00 PM

Here's more on smart car testing

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mz-s1sIoLhU&feature=fvw

SilentKnight 07-06-2009 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16035836)
lol smustang

the 'Monster Smart' is pretty cool


Finally - a Mercedes for rednecks! :1orglaugh

Spunky 07-06-2009 10:27 PM

I would buy one if it was a Vette

hypedough 07-06-2009 11:02 PM

I'm down for a Smustang.

Farang 07-07-2009 02:38 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 07-07-2009 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 16034696)
So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?

sush yo mouth:upsidedow

DamianJ 07-07-2009 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by way3 (Post 16034130)
unfortunately they seem to be photoshopped. :(=

no wais!!!!!!111111oneoneone

Miz_Wright 07-07-2009 05:24 AM

I actually toyed with one, as the counterpart for the hearse, but couldn't stomach the shit torque they have. No good on the highway.


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