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25 Things not to tell a Psychiatrist.

A great unintentional joke by some batshit insane chick who actually believes all these things to be true :1orglaugh

http://highmajik.org.uk/25things.htm

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25 Things not to tell a Psychiatrist.

1. MI5 want to kill me.
2. All members of the secret state within a 4.5 mile diameter of me can perceive my thoughts.
3. MI5 sterilised me.
4. Anti-psychotics block natural psychic abilities.
5. MI5 use institutions against me.
6. MI5 have RCEMHBT connected to me.
7. I am a torture subject.
8. The masons control several criminal conspiracies.
9. I have to suffer to evolve.
10. Torture subjects should have the right to kill themselves if there is no hope.
11. It is my religious belief to eat only the minimum required daily intake.
12. I have agents of the state shifting their centres of consciousness into mine all day and at night they torture me by giving me bad dreams.
13. MI5 are transmitting Synthetic telepathy via my brain and pretending to the public that it?s me.
14. Sun in the 12th house people can survive a cooked front brain.
15. A tree is more sensitive than a human.
16. I can talk with trees, laws and beaches.
17. I have to have a pure soul to be an accurate medium.
18. To fully initiate, I need to battle MI5 and free myself from their restrictions.
19. All my new friends are blackmailed away from me.
20. Sectioning is a form of Empire magic.
21. Everyone can develop psychic abilities independently.
22. The kickback is MI5.
23. Usually, what you see as schizophrenia is MI5 doing IEMP on 1 in 100 people.
24. The royal family conspired to break international laws.
25. The royal family were involved in an anti-Nature conspiracy.

For more amusing insanity: http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/pro....uk/index.html

conspiracies are not insanity, but wtf is M15? lol

That's basically the UK secret service, and it's Emm Eye five, not M 15.

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16040874)

conspiracies are not insanity, but wtf is M15? lol

MI5 is the equ of USA's CIA.

James Bond 007 was MI5 agent.

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 16040886)

That's basically the UK secret service, and it's Emm Eye five, not M 15.

sorry i type really fast and rarely xcorrect typos

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16040874)

conspiracies are not insanity, but wtf is M15? lol

Believing that intelligence agencies are using advanced software to screen internet traffic for things of interest is not insanity.

Believing that intelligence agencies are using advanced software to directly control the minds of all internet surfers through their computer screens in order to allow freemasons to rape children to suppress the magical abilities they might develop later in life is insanity.

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Originally Posted by STAROTICA (Post 16040893)

MI5 is the equ of USA's CIA.

James Bond 007 was MI5 agent.

Actually, it's the equivalent of the FBI. MI6 is the equivalent of the CIA, and James Bond's employer.

Their argument about their supposed objective view of psychiatry is even more ridiculous, since it is definitely not objective and is biased and completely false.

There is so much stigma surrounding people with mental illness and a lot of suffering could be avoided with adequate treatment. Crap like this causes just as much harm to people suffering than people who are too embarrassed to admit they are having problems.

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16040923)

I undertand,... by that logic though, all people who believe in religion are insane!!!

jesus fed thousands with just a fish and loaf of bread? walked on water? rose from dead? INSANITY!!! :winkwink:

about to call it a night, cya man

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16040937)

Did I ever deny that religion is for crazy people? :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by miss_bellabellini (Post 16040936)

Well, you can't really blame this woman for being a paranoid schizophrenic. It's not like she chose to be insane.

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16040929)

Actually, it's the equivalent of the FBI. MI6 is the equivalent of the CIA, and James Bond's employer.

my mistake....i could have sworn it was in one of the films that way.....:helpme