My teenagers going to the beach with the Freeone's Beach Towels
 

Everybody's asking them, what is Freeones?
Them saying.. ''Oh, I don't know, ask my mom,
Just another towel she got from one of her convention''...

So funny when you think about it.
Thank god my sons are old enough for me to tell them what I do for a living...
Well... when I think about it, if they were are ref ID on those towels,
I could get 10%, LOL.

God bless the Freeones towels :upsidedow
the warmest, the biggest and the cuttest ones

I love you Maurice and Roald, you are the best and I miss you guys :winkwink:

I need to get more swag

Btw, my kids are almost 18,
so I hope nobody is going to make me feel bad about this thread.

Well, I dare you to do so...

i like malrboro's marketing... buy 500 cartons and get a free beach towel...

If I make a mikesinner towel will you take one?

Only if I can wrap you around in it and get to call you ''Suzann'' first :upsidedow

lol, sounds like a great way to brand a product though.

Whatever way you want, it's your shot, you just have to call it first.
If I a am dominating, you have to sign a disclosure contract though :winkwink:

Does it have cum stains on it.

ok thank you for adding the almost 18 :1orglaugh .. That is one thing but if your kids were 13 or 14 then you would be corrupting a lot of kids that would go home from the beach and googling freeones


brings me to a point. I will never wear a swag out in public unless i'm feeling grundge and going to the bar.. I will from time to time wear my red GFY shirt out and about but that's different.. I don't know i just don't want to be the one that parents of a teenager looks at me funny cause they know the site or sponsor as a pornsite..

Would of never dare doing that on a Freeone's towel.
Are you kidding?
It's way too white :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'd be worried about the other kind of stains on it... the skid type ones...

Say it's a site that offers freebies

Where can I get a Freeones towel?

That was giving at a Phoenix Forum convention but I guess they would be more them happy to send you one for 10 000 hits a day :winkwink:

Funny you mention it, I had my GFY t-shirt on an airplaine going back to Montreal from a show with the same thoughts going through my mind when I saw young kids sitting around... What if they google'd it?
I even wear the GGW gears when I do the grocery but nobody here in Montreal knows what it means, so what the heck, I look good in it.

The '' I sell Porn'' T-Shirt from Guerilla traffic is one of the few I can only wear at home.
What's the use, unless you are in a convention, but my friends always get a reaction when they see me in it, because, they realize it's a matter of fact.

So...just so you know, the freeones towels do not have any www. and .com but they are the most beautiful, warmest, biggest, and best quality towels I got from a convention :winkwink:

Oh, That was 2 years ago, and the towels are still alive and kicking asses btw

I have two of those. they're huge!

everyone googles everything... i think in the future we will all bing it but that's another story...

I would wear your porn shirts because i like porn... i'll be at the next show hopefully maybe I could buy a shirt or something?

It will be free for you, as long as I can slap your www. around and dot com you :winkwink:

i lol'd...

see ya then...

I think we have 2 of them from Phoenix 2008. Good towels :)

Aren't you a bit young to have kids who are almost 18? :helpme

yup it's amazing how many people will google a url even though they know the url..

and yeah i had a free ones towel from phx forum but i lost it in my few moves

Haven't you heard of photoshop? kidding :1orglaugh
I will definitely take this as a compliment.
Only the ones that knows me will say that I am young at heart with an ancient soul :winkwink:

So, as I can see, you are pissed about it, and somebody needs to send you ''freeones'' :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I can arrange something for you if you are a good boy

ok... this is bs

i need a free one!!

yup I'd love a new towel! I shot this set of Nerdy Nora at my old place and that is my Free Ones shirt she is wearing and the teddy bear is mine too (think that got lost with the towel haha)
http://photos.freeones.com/n_babes/Nerdy_Nora_004/

Would you send them to high school with facial abuse backpacks?



Kind of odd to say "almost 18" when your kids shouldn't be surfing porn sites at 17. Don't you think?

Miss you babe!!!!!!!

What the...? They do not surf the fucking net. I do... but they are aware of the fact that I work in the adult biz, and you know what, they think it's cool.
Did I mentioned that my product is very very softcore?

Wath the...

What the whatever

so you are saying you didn't have a drink on friday and saturday night when you were 20? :1orglaugh

She never said she gave them passwords to sites and said here surf these sites.. she said they knew what she did for a living and they took a freeones towel to the beach with no actual url on the towel

"Freeones" isn't really a mainstream term, at least among anyone I know who isn't the industry... I wouldn't worry.

damn, those Freeones towels are getting around.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Talking about dares...
:winkwink:

We need Free!Ones! Pics in this thread :)

Ok, so the morality of it all,
is to put these towels away in a very secret place,
hoping your kids will never stumble on it, ''if you have any''
and when they grow up, hide it in a higher place so only mommy can use them,
when she is alone...

You guys are so funny, it cracks me up

Go lick some pussy, it will do you good :winkwink:

Ok, go for it, I'm ready... you wouldn't dare would you?

Well to tell you the truth...

Do you have kids of my age? I could probably be your mother, so...If I were you, I would continue surfing porn...

i want to see you just in that towel :Graucho

Ok ok, go on, I guess I can take just about anything tonight :warning
but, there is always a but somewhere...

oh come on my super milf. You know I love you!
:banana

My Dad hooked me up with playboys when I was... well, younger :)

I'm glad he did too, I was literally about to bust.....


I have two younger boys now. We gave most of our adult swag to friends and the rest to charity. A freeones towel, would be something we would have kept, it's not naughty enough to toss.


I would have no issues with my Sons taking the towel at any age. It's no different than a Marlboro towel or a Corona towel. Or a damn blanket for that matter...

It depends of their age, really, and the degree of design explicity. In my concern, even the Freeones T-shirts can be wear at the grocery store without offending anyone...

I know you do as much as I... So can I call you Suzanne now?

Only if you dress me up in a nurse outfit and smack your panties on my butt.

lol i call bullshit l;)

they are playing ignorant, at 17 if they are playing that naive they must have folders of blacks on blondes hidden on their machine lol because theres no way they dont know what freeones is if you have promo material laying around on family vacations from porn conventions advertising sites lol i mean, the towel is meant to get people to go to site they know what it is.

i was just tlaking to a friend who cAught his 8 year old looking at porn online, that kid is playing you ... :winkwink:

yep, so smokers can go to the beach and pollute it by leaving cigarette butts all over the sand

Oh those evil cigarette corporations!