Got another guy that says he has what it takes to be a male performer, emails inside.
 

Like i said before i get these letters a a lot. This guy thinks he can be a male performer. Lets see if he sends in the video.lol Enjoy, because the up date will be funny as shit!!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chivas Boy
To: Just Dave
Date: Jul 8, 2009 11:58 PM
Subject: Hey


I see you also are not down with the bullshit.
Tell me how I can get into bangbros.
I want to be in a movie!

Nick----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Just Dave
To: Chivas Boy
Date: Jul 14, 2009 12:48 PM
Subject: RE: Hey



doesnt work like that. If you cant perform then you cant be in a movie.

Dave
Dave----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chivas Boy
To: Just Dave
Date: Jul 14, 2009 12:36 PM
Subject: RE: Hey


Thats the thing Dave I can perform!!
I have on myspace talk to D Sanchez and he said I would need a agent
Why dont you be my agent??
I have been laid off from my job and have no where else to go.



From: Just Dave,

So you really want to do this right? and you want me to be your agent? And your no gonna waste my time? How do i not know that you are like every other clown that contacts me on myspace? You think you have what it takes to do this? Its way tougher than you think.

If you get 10 of your boys in a well lit up room. Give the 11th a camera. Get but ass naked and start jerking off. You need to stay rock hard hard for 15 minute strait, then on the 16th minute you got 2 minutes to bust your nut onto a CD case on a coffee table.


If you can really do that, you might be able to do this business. Sound strange? keep in mind that porn sets are loaded with crew and they are all watching. Its not the girls job to get you hard, its your job.


Then i need you to send me the tape to prove you can or cant do this or not.

am i gay?? No way, but you are asking me to risk $700 in kill fees for the girl, the crew, the location and the make up artist and i dont get paid for my shoot, because i will have nothing to turn in.

Who do you think pays out the $700 in kills??? The companies i shoot for?? You?? Fuck no!! It comes out of my pocket!


I loose my rate plus $700 because some guy on myspace says he can do it? If you show me, then i will risk the money to try you.


If you can do this or you cant! This will show me which one you are. keep in mind all the viagra and lavitra wont help you. Its all in your head.



Good luck,

Just Dave

im here doing the test i got the 10 guys + camera guy + coffe table but im missing the cd case

What if he only has 9 friends. The he cant do this. :)

12+ inch cock will count as an additional friend

We will see. I will get a response tomorrow for sure. And i will post it.


I bet i can sell him to shooters that shoot guys getting strapped by girls or tell him that all strait guys have to do gay porn before they can do strait porn. Then i will sell him off to a gay producer.lol


Got to love a bad economy for new talent.lol:thumbsup

u sure know how to put down wannabes ...

I cast these guys only to waste my time as well.

So, I end up having to fuck the girls, and I still get accused of abusing the girls , cause all the guys I attempt to give a chance are lame.

I am not in LA so I get accused of being a perv with a cam. Yet I still give a few lames a chance.

Let's hope this thread delivers.

There would be no way in Hell I'd be able to do that checklist. And since Mother Nature decided in her infinite wisdom to make me twice the size of an average Filipino everywhere except in the pants, makes for a very poor porn actor. :(

viagra or cialis will help in getting and staying hard...

popping is another story

dude I hear ya, I have an enormous cock for a guy 5'2

problem is I'm 6'3

We should form a Union. LOL

Best.
Post.
Ever.

I do that everyday man, its a piece of cake.:pimp

AHHHHHH, its 3:40am and my 19 month old daughter is keeping us up because of night terrors. So while my girlfriend tends to my kid, i thought i would terrorize wannabe male performers!!! So i check my myspace and i got a response to my email. This is getting good. I am a pretty twisted individual and i always got fucked ideas to put people through, im pretty open to any one else's fucked up ideas??


Lets come up with shit and i will put this guy and others through it.lol This is his replies to my emails and mine back, Enjoy:thumbsup








----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chivas Boy
To: Just Dave
Date: Jul 17, 2009 12:13 AM
Subject: RE: Hey


Ok Dave I might just do that, let me ask

The guys in the room do they have to be naked or can they watch me?

Can there be a girl in the room or not?

And if I pass the test whats the next step?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Just Dave

The guys in the room do not have to be naked. And there is no need to have a girl in the room. The job of getting hard is yours, not hers. Keep in mind this is a job not "J date". You are here to take direction and bang this girl the way i tell you, not necessarily the way you want to.


You send me the tape and i will try you out no problem. Because if you can do that, you do have what it takes to be a male performer.


Side note; I want all of the guys to introduce themselves to the camera and state that they are over the age of 18 and why they are there.


If you gotten this far with me responding to you via myspace emails, then im serious with my directions. Feel free to ask me any questions you got.


Just Dave

Do you seriously expect the guy to ask 10 male friends over, and record him jerking it?

If I had a friend (i dont) that called me and said "Hey Kris, I need you to come on over and watch me jerk it, because I am about to become a pornstar" - I would never talk to him again

lol if he do it

LOL. I know that and you know that but a bad economy and hunger will make people do stupid shit. It doesn't help his situation that im pulling the strings for my and GFY's entertainment.lol


We will see what happens. Im taking bets on if he is or isnt gonna do it. Anyone? predictions??

I'm sure that whoever in the past have send new talent your way, will keep doing so now, seeing how professional you handle it. Here is a guy that want to be in the industry and approach you for advice or a chance to prove his worth, and now you are setting him up? so are you planning on posting his jerksession on youtube as well? or sell it to stile/efukt?


There is a difference between having fun, and Having fun at other people's expense -

I feel like if I didn't know ANYONE in the industry and I wanted to know how to get into the industry I would look up any agencies I could find, have a few pics of me taken and maybe a video or two and I would go in and try to talk to people face to face. It's a job like anything else (and at the same time unlike anything else) and you wouldn't suggest trying to apply to Burger King or a fortune 500 company through myspace of all places.

JustDave if you ever need any chubby hairy male performers hit me up haha.

Just invite 10 of your male friends and ask them to take pictures of you while you bust a nut on a CD-cover. It's what you have friends for :thumbsup

I was a strip club DJ, I don't have CD's just a 1TB external HD.

And I don't have friends. I could dress up 10 of my blow-up dolls as guys though. I don't know how the 11th would hold a camera though, they're pretty flimsy.

I masturbate on CD covers all day but I have no friends..... anymore! :mad::mad: But I still have their CD covers :pimp
Please advise how I proceed

Waitting for updates. Poor guy, doesn't know what is waiting for him, hehehehe

i still want to know why CD covers.

This could be epic. First page spot secured.

rofl!!!!!!

I've splashed out on a few cd's :1orglaugh

epic thread, waiting for the win.

DON'T DO IT - or at least check the mental stability out of the person you're agreeing to use.

I did the same thing around 6 years back and still haunts me to this day.

This will get interesting!

You can contact EscortBiz and work something out. He has anything needed except the CD - cases.

Porno Dan for el Presidente

I usually give the guys that hit me up about getting into the biz this feeder...

"I'm gonna stick you naked, in a room, along with a gay guy and a camera. You gotta stay hard for 10, and then pop in 5 while he's heckling you... not hitting on you, just heckling you. No one ever pushes further.

I know I can't do it... may I mail you about it?

These guys are too much. We get emails all the time and they are so bad it's not funny.

I am not in the business of trying out new guys. I live in porn Valley, the land of solid guys who know what they are doing. Why try a new guy? Why wast my time with a guy that has not proven himself? New guys =a waste of time.

How many scenes have you shot? If that new guy fails, im down $125 for makeup, $100 an hour for location(minimum 3 hours wasted). $100 agency fee, $150-$250 kill for the girl, depending how much was done, and $250 in crew. Who do you think pays that out? Not my client. They paid for a high quality completed scene.

These numbers do not include the money i dont make that day. Knowing all of this why would anyone try out a new unproven guy?

This is a business, and im only as good as the guys and girls i use. If im gonna risk all of that money on a new guy how would you recommend i try him out?


Before you answer watch this Porn Tryout


Remenber this thread??? Details inside on why i dont waste my time with new guys that say they can do this job of being a male performer.http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=911737



In short, if you are gonna tell me you can do this and you have never have done this before, you will do every stupid thing i can come up with to get your shot!:2 cents:

If he had ten "REAL" friends then he wouldn't need to work in porn.

I am not in the business of trying out new guys. I live in porn Valley, the land of solid guys who know what they are doing. Why try a new guy? Why wast my time with a guy that has not proven himself? New guys =a waste of time.

How many scenes have you shot? If that new guy fails, im down $125 for makeup, $100 an hour for location(minimum 3 hours wasted). $100 agency fee, $150-$250 kill for the girl, depending how much was done, and $250 in crew. Who do you think pays that out? Not my client. They paid for a high quality completed scene.

These numbers do not include the money i dont make that day. Knowing all of this why would anyone try out a new unproven guy?

This is a business, and im only as good as the guys and girls i use. If im gonna risk all of that money on a new guy how would you recommend i try him out?


Before you answer watch this Porn Tryout These guys swore up and down that they could be male performers. They ended up wasting 5 hours of my time. Fortunately i was smart enough to call in a real male performer that i knew could do the job. This Tv show documented my plight. It very funny and very real.


Remenber this thread??? Details inside on why i dont waste my time with new guys that say they can do this job of being a male performer.http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=911737



In short, if you are gonna tell me you can do this and you have never have done this before, you will do every stupid thing i can come up with to get your shot!:2 cents:

LOL - Isn't that what friends are for....?

I am not questioning your decision to turn him away, I am however pointing out the idiotic way you are going to humiliate a other person just to entertain yourself, without regards to what it does to him.

If you want to be seen as professional, start acting like it.


I dont shoot content, never have and never will. For the simple fact I cant pretend I find them interesting enough to talk to during the breaks, and I have Zero Patience.

And I am sure models in general feel the same about me, and I accept that.

But I dont try and humiliate them for my own entertainment.

Problem that I see starting to crop up here is simply that the same old guys are just that. the same idiots making the same faces wearing the same shades etc..

Might want to start a PORN Actor camp and let these guys pay you to teach them.. Use a video camera for the whole thing and Viola. you have a gay movie.

The only thing that could make this story better is if he found this thread.

You dont seem to understand what gets accomplished if he can do what i ask. If he can do this, then he can be a male performer.


And as far as questioning me as a professional, you will be very hard pressed to find any girl or guy that has a bad thing to say about me. Other shooters are the 1st to hear bad shit about other shooters because we work with the same people. They too will not have heard nothing about me acting unprofessional or creepy.


Since i see that my actions bother you and i seem like a bad guy in your eyes, i will not post anymore emails i get from this guy. Im sorry and will no longer share my idiocies with you and this board.







Please give me a better way to try out guys without loosing money and i will follow what you say. :2 cents:

That might be best for him. That way he can see what it's really like here

Post the video here.

I belive its called "audition" :1orglaugh

Dont get me wrong, I dont have a problem making fun, pushing people around or being a idiot, I should be the last to speak against that. I just think you are doing things that could have some unwanted consequenses in the wannabe-talents personal life, when you ask him to invite his friends over and jerk it on a CD cover.


Just like I dident think it was funny when people abused Lawrenc Connor, just to entertain themself

Always will be problem with new male actor. I meet lots of male actors who say that thet do incredible things in shooting , but when we shoot they have BIIIIG problem.

But its fine and dandy to humiliate girls on camera for your entertainment if it turns you a profit ?

As producers we are sick of the big ego..

OH I CAN DO THIS NO PROBLEM

IM AN EXIBITIONIST

I DO THIS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ALL THE THE TIME

and then the classic that never gets old..
DAM THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE !

If you have lost as much money and wasted as much timne as we have, youd be saying the same thing. Problem is, youre on the outside of the issue looking in and have no clue.

Thats the audition.. in sports or any other pressure job, we aint gonna sugar coat it. We are gonna put you to the test. If you dont like it then tough. Dont waste our time. If you do well, you work everyday and fuck hot babes