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San 07-19-2009 06:33 AM

Ancient slut Sarah Jessica Parker has destroyed modern women
 
First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker.

Now she's used a surrogate to have kids at an advanced age. This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all. They can pay for good sperm and have another woman carry the kid for them. No need to go through the trouble of giving birth.

Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

:321GFY

Fletch XXX 07-19-2009 06:36 AM

i dont even know any females who watchthat so theory is sort of debunked homie, my wife doesnt watch it i know that lol

Boobzooka 07-19-2009 06:38 AM

The only way that show makes any sense is if she's secretly a tranny. Think about it.

San 07-19-2009 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16082770)
i dont even know any females who watchthat so theory is sort of debunked homie, my wife doesnt watch it i know that lol

you're a dirty hippie anarchist

your opinion doesn't count

NTM 07-19-2009 06:40 AM

I assumed she used a surrogate because she's incredibly abhorrent with a flamingly gay husband.

Fletch XXX 07-19-2009 06:41 AM

if my opinion didnt count you wouldnt retort, the fact you think I am a hippie proves you know zero about me lol

it makes me laugh though having some stranger think I am a hippie, those who know me, think the opposite, gfy stalkers are funny when they think they get to know you from trolling you on a forum for years. :1orglaugh

DrPickle 07-19-2009 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM (Post 16082778)
I assumed she used a surrogate because she's incredibly abhorrent with a flamingly gay husband.

very possible. :thumbsup

dav3 07-19-2009 06:44 AM

My buddy is banging the surrogate. True story.

evildick 07-19-2009 06:48 AM

I've never seen a woman like her that can look pretty good at some times, then other times look like some sort of demon half human / horse hybrid.

San 07-19-2009 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16082783)
if my opinion didnt count you wouldnt retort, the fact you think I am a hippie proves you know zero about me lol

it makes me laugh though having some stranger think I am a hippie, those who know me, think the opposite, gfy stalkers are funny when they think they get to know you from trolling you on a forum for years. :1orglaugh

You don't even own a TV. Stop trolling and go away.

bobby666 07-19-2009 07:03 AM

never heared about that bitch

Manowar 07-19-2009 07:11 AM

SJP looks like a horse!!

Vendot 07-19-2009 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 16082764)

Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

:321GFY

Damn right.......... I couldnt have said it better myself.

bluemoney 07-19-2009 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boobzooka (Post 16082775)
The only way that show makes any sense is if she's secretly a tranny. Think about it.

That would explain a lot.

San 07-19-2009 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 16082856)
SJP looks like a horse!!

American society destroyed by one close-eyed horse-faced woman.

:(

CaptainHowdy 07-19-2009 07:52 AM

We need a demon slayer...

Jarmusch 07-19-2009 07:53 AM

http://celebgalz.com/wp-content/uplo...08/05/4252.jpg

Zuzana Designs 07-19-2009 07:53 AM

She annoyes the crap out of me.

selena 07-19-2009 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by evildick (Post 16082799)
I've never seen a woman like her that can look pretty good at some times, then other times look like some sort of demon half human / horse hybrid.

Except for the horse bit, I think Madonna fits that role.

At times she can be smokin' hot (or she used to, not so much anymore with her scraggly arms) and then the next day she is fugly as all hell.

NaughtyVisions 07-19-2009 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM (Post 16082778)
...with a flamingly gay husband.

Even so, he should have taken a cue from the Stepford Wives remake he was in and had SJP's brain removed years ago... :2 cents:

David! 07-19-2009 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 16082764)
First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker.

Now she's used a surrogate to have kids at an advanced age. This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all. They can pay for good sperm and have another woman carry the kid for them. No need to go through the trouble of giving birth.

Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

:321GFY

You just watched Bruno, that's ok...

cherrylula 07-19-2009 08:24 AM

as long as they continue to pose nude, its okay.

TheDoc 07-19-2009 08:38 AM

She had to have a surrogate, look at her face... if you raged her hair up some, she would look just like a crazy crack whore on the street corner.

Could you really nut in something that looks like her? No... You could try but your sperm would be to afraid to come out.



BTW I haven't ever heard/seen a girl try to act like them chicks.

BobG 07-19-2009 10:08 AM

All you have to do to get your lady to stop watching that show is, every time it comes on, get all excited and act like you love the Samantha character. She'll be done with it in no time.

notime 07-19-2009 11:23 AM

Investment bankers mus have watched the series too..
look at us now...

All these bonusses put more women out of work then they could sack.

Spunky 07-19-2009 11:25 AM

She reminds me of a witch

JustDaveXxx 07-19-2009 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 16082764)
First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker.

Now she's used a surrogate to have kids at an advanced age. This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all. They can pay for good sperm and have another woman carry the kid for them. No need to go through the trouble of giving birth.

Women are stupid and impressionable and take their cues from celebrities, TV shows, and movies. Expect women to get even more batshit insane in the coming years.

:321GFY

WOW!! you actually watched this movie and took the time to form an opinion about it? Shit!!! I would have never watched it and if a movie started and this movie came on, i would have walked out of it. No girl, no piece of ass is ever worth watching that movie!!


How did you end up watching this??? Girl made you?

PurrrsianPussyKat 07-19-2009 11:46 AM

Hey, at least she didn't adopt a black baby.

fatfoo 07-19-2009 11:52 AM

The people don't watch the TV. The TV watches the people. It's almost like they don't make movies about people. They make people about movies.

DateDoc 07-19-2009 12:14 PM

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

SleazyDream 07-19-2009 12:16 PM

this must really suck for those guys that feel they have to totally control any woman they're with

Joe King 07-19-2009 12:16 PM

You can sling a backpack over your shoulder, buy a ticket to just about anywhere in Latin America, and find plenty of REAL women who did not grow up with a steady diet of shows like Sex in the City. Plus they are gorgeous!

Supz 07-19-2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 16082764)
First Sex In The City brainwashed women into thinking they should be ultra picky and they're fabulous no matter what. They can slut around till they're 50 and still land a rich investment banker.

:321GFY

True statement. To many girls I run into think they are in there own episode. Its pretty sad.

bbm 07-19-2009 03:30 PM

very nice

CDSmith 07-20-2009 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by San (Post 16082764)
This is going to give women the idea that they don't need a man at all.

A lot of women started realizing this long before this useless show. Over the last 20 years look at how many girls/women are into the girly licky lesbo thing than before? Back when I was in high school you hardly ever heard that any of the girls were lezzies. They certainly weren't showing it. But now you've got girls tongue-fucking everywhere, at parties, in bars, on beaches, on tv... everywhere, and it's cool and accepted.

Truth is once the first sperm bank opened they realized they never needed us. :(

GrouchyAdmin 07-20-2009 01:34 PM

I never understood the infatualtion. She looks like a plucked "Big Bird".


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