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Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-23-2009 11:17 AM

Get an AK-47 with every truck purchase! Call for details!
 
http://www.max71.com/

Get a AK-47 with ever truck purchase with Max Motors!

Blackamooka 07-23-2009 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16097958)
http://www.max71.com/

Get a AK-47 with ever truck purchase with Max Motors!

I guess they figure if you can get financed in this economy, chances are you aren't going to go on a homicidal ramapage, so they might as well give out cheapo assault rifles.

MaDalton 07-23-2009 11:56 AM

things like this make me want to bang my head on the table

sandman! 07-23-2009 12:52 PM

too bad ak-47's are banned here :(

C-Luv 07-23-2009 12:53 PM

That is crazy!

cykoe6 07-23-2009 12:58 PM

It is nice to see that not everyone in the US has become a raving lunatic leftist. Nice to see the regular people are still standing for their rights in in these days of big government mania.

SunDevilangels 07-23-2009 01:08 PM

Webmasters need to learn the art of war. Ak's are easy to use, and will be primarily the enemies weapon of choice, so once you drop him on the field you pick up his amo if needed.

Yes we can be lunatics, but hey i will be ready and equipped unlike most idiots who rely on our gov to protect them. That will be your biggest and last mistake when shit hits the fan.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-23-2009 03:07 PM

I just flung a booger and my dog ate it... gross.

alias 07-23-2009 03:08 PM

Sounds like a good deal for anyone looking for a truck.

JC Maldini 07-23-2009 03:16 PM

Smart man...look at all that free press they are getting.

Hmmmm..maybe I should start a "Buy 5 of our dvds, get a free hand grenade!!!" promotion :)

96ukssob 07-23-2009 03:26 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh awesome

brassmonkey 07-23-2009 03:36 PM

i have 2 a chinese and a russian

alias 07-23-2009 04:49 PM

right on, sks are fine too

MaDalton 07-23-2009 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 16098474)
Webmasters need to learn the art of war. Ak's are easy to use, and will be primarily the enemies weapon of choice, so once you drop him on the field you pick up his amo if needed.

Yes we can be lunatics, but hey i will be ready and equipped unlike most idiots who rely on our gov to protect them. That will be your biggest and last mistake when shit hits the fan.

you, sir, have a very serious problem :2 cents:

are you seriously expecting an army of AK47 equipped people to invade Phoenix? and a bunch of webmasters defending it? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you need help - that's all i can say :upsidedow

SunDevilangels 07-23-2009 04:58 PM

Why do i need help?? Its all called awareness and just being ready.. WOW.

You have serious issues thinking that! Seriously.. You think that the USA is the best equipped and will protect you.. That is how Rome fell, thinkers like YOU

MaDalton 07-23-2009 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 16099321)
Why do i need help?? Its all called awareness and just being ready.. WOW.

You have serious issues thinking that! Seriously.. You think that the USA is the best equipped and will protect you.. That is how Rome fell, thinkers like YOU

protect me from whom? AK 47 carrying people who drop out of somewhere in my backyard?

man, i am actually speechless :error

Rochard 07-23-2009 05:04 PM

The problem with this is if they run into any trouble and they need to take the car back... I can see that being a problem.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 16098474)
Webmasters need to learn the art of war. Ak's are easy to use, and will be primarily the enemies weapon of choice, so once you drop him on the field you pick up his amo if needed.

Yes we can be lunatics, but hey i will be ready and equipped unlike most idiots who rely on our gov to protect them. That will be your biggest and last mistake when shit hits the fan.

Not to mention the abuse they can take.

alias 07-23-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 16099348)
The problem with this is if they run into any trouble and they need to take the car back... I can see that being a problem.


Authentic LOL! :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 07-23-2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 16099299)
right on, sks are fine too

yeah i bought my chinese sks a while back those are nice weapons

papill0n 07-23-2009 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 16098474)
Webmasters need to learn the art of war. Ak's are easy to use, and will be primarily the enemies weapon of choice, so once you drop him on the field you pick up his amo if needed.

Yes we can be lunatics, but hey i will be ready and equipped unlike most idiots who rely on our gov to protect them. That will be your biggest and last mistake when shit hits the fan.


jesus non existant christ some of you guys are so far out there its laughable :1orglaugh

SunDevilangels 07-23-2009 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 16099449)
jesus non existant christ some of you guys are so far out there its laughable :1orglaugh

Ok Mad max

Blackamooka 07-23-2009 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 16098474)
Webmasters need to learn the art of war. Ak's are easy to use, and will be primarily the enemies weapon of choice, so once you drop him on the field you pick up his amo if needed.

civilians....

You wouldn't make it within 800 meters of my house with that piece of garbage.

nico-t 07-23-2009 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 16098474)
Webmasters need to learn the art of war. Ak's are easy to use, and will be primarily the enemies weapon of choice, so once you drop him on the field you pick up his amo if needed.

Yes we can be lunatics, but hey i will be ready and equipped unlike most idiots who rely on our gov to protect them. That will be your biggest and last mistake when shit hits the fan.

in this day and age the only enemy we in the western world have is our own government, and their most powerful weapon is propaganda against us, not guns and bombs... and it seems they already got to you.

governments only use guns and bombs for business... wars are not about enemies, it are simply business decisions.

pimp3611 07-23-2009 09:07 PM

Only in America....

Cutty 07-23-2009 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevilangels (Post 16098474)
Webmasters need to learn the art of war. Ak's are easy to use, and will be primarily the enemies weapon of choice, so once you drop him on the field you pick up his amo if needed.

Yes we can be lunatics, but hey i will be ready and equipped unlike most idiots who rely on our gov to protect them. That will be your biggest and last mistake when shit hits the fan.

I agree, webmasters are to fragile, all of you who have not done it, go shoot off an ak. It's a pretty good feeling. They are cheap inaccurate guns, but this dude has a good point, it's the enemies weapon of choice, so learn how to use it.

:2 cents::2 cents:

MediaGuy 07-23-2009 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 16099934)
I agree, webmasters are to fragile, all of you who have not done it, go shoot off an ak. It's a pretty good feeling. They are cheap inaccurate guns, but this dude has a good point, it's the enemies weapon of choice, so learn how to use it.

:2 cents::2 cents:

The enemy!? Who is the enemy now?

:D

Iron Fist 07-23-2009 09:56 PM

Free package of nylons and gloves with that AK-47?

Cutty 07-23-2009 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 16100022)
The enemy!? Who is the enemy now?

:D

ugh, the hundreds of thousands if not millions of Islamic fundamentalists that want to murder you and your whole family unless you convert to Islam, that's who.

don't get all fucking conspiracy "theoried" out on me lol, I have no love for our government, and I think 911 was a huge conspiracy, but that's not the subject at hand. We do have an enemy, whether you wanna joke about it or not. My brethren has stared this enemy down in the face and came home to tell me about it.

They use aks, they are disposable cheap and easy to attain in large numbers thanks to the cold war and other previous wars. So yes, our enemy uses these weapons, so it would be good for you to get familiar with them.

fatfoo 07-23-2009 11:26 PM

Yeah, I read an article about that. I think they used to sell handguns with cars, and their sales went up like 50% or something, as opposed to without handguns. It's not legal in all states, I guess. It would be illegal in Canada probably.

Blackamooka 07-24-2009 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 16100239)
ugh, the hundreds of thousands if not millions of Islamic fundamentalists that want to murder you and your whole family unless you convert to Islam, that's who.

don't get all fucking conspiracy "theoried" out on me lol, I have no love for our government, and I think 911 was a huge conspiracy, but that's not the subject at hand. We do have an enemy, whether you wanna joke about it or not. My brethren has stared this enemy down in the face and came home to tell me about it.

They use aks, they are disposable cheap and easy to attain in large numbers thanks to the cold war and other previous wars. So yes, our enemy uses these weapons, so it would be good for you to get familiar with them.

Actually, most terrorists prefer IED's to AK's and it doesn't matter how much ammunition you have, it ain't going to save you from a piece of shrapnel flying off of a 20 year old Nissan.

Furthermore, anyone who believes that 9/11 was a "huge conspiracy" is an idiot.

Owner 07-24-2009 03:47 AM

I was turned down when I requested the AK come as a mounted gun turret in the bed of the truck :Oh crap

nico-t 07-24-2009 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 16100239)
We do have an enemy, whether you wanna joke about it or not. My brethren has stared this enemy down in the face and came home to tell me about it.

thats not YOUR enemy or anyones enemy who is fighting over there in that sandbox - governments made you believe that. That government is the business partner of your government, they just had a business conflict using their people as tools to fix it. When you serve the army you put your life on the line for only one thing: Money for someone else - the big bosses on top of the government who sent you there. Anyone who signs up for the military to 'serve their country' is blind as fuck and incredibly naive... I'd never sign up for an army to put my life on the line for the sole purpose of fattening the pockets of the politicians who stay safely at home in their mansions.

seeandsee 07-24-2009 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16097958)
http://www.max71.com/

Get a AK-47 with ever truck purchase with Max Motors!

good biz!

tranza 07-24-2009 05:45 AM

This is the most non-sense gift I ever saw...

directfiesta 07-24-2009 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JC Maldini (Post 16098992)
Smart man...look at all that free press they are getting.

Hmmmm..maybe I should start a "Buy 5 of our dvds, get a free hand grenade!!!" promotion :)

you are smart ... I would do it if it was legal here ... and if I could get a supply or supplier of hand grenades :thumbsup

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