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Juicy D. Links 08-02-2009 01:52 PM

Google's dancing dancing dancing
 
Google's doing its dance right now.... lolllllllllllllllllll

"Do a lil dance, make a lil love, get down tonight.........."

Here's wishing everyone well with this update.


~Ray 08-02-2009 01:55 PM

when did they stop dancing

Juicy D. Links 08-02-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 16138556)
when did they stop dancing

Based on some SUPPOSEDLY inside info (probably just a dude smoking some bad crack), this is supposed to be different. Google's supposed to be trying this superfucked up / superawesome (depending on whether your rankings get anally ruptured) changes to their algo. Here's a hint: relevancy rating. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:helpme:Oh crap

Machete_ 08-02-2009 02:01 PM

It started a few days ago. Some of the sites I was helping get out of the sandbox have finally gotten back to where they were, before the customer fucked things up. Only took 2 months :)

http://ebusdk.com/gfx/temp/googledancegif.gif

Juicy D. Links 08-02-2009 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16138604)
before the customer fucked things up. Only took 2 months :)

Let me guess, he tried that new linkbuilding "power tool set" on his sites?:helpme:1orglaugh

Self-0wnage is a bitch

seeandsee 08-02-2009 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 16138536)
Google's doing its dance right now.... lolllllllllllllllllll

"Do a lil dance, make a lil love, get down tonight.........."

Here's wishing everyone well with this update.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Machete_ 08-02-2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 16138615)
Let me guess, he tried that new linkbuilding "power tool set" on his sites?:helpme:1orglaugh

Self-0wnage is a bitch

Something like that :1orglaugh
He saw a quote on danish TV from a person that was told to be "seo expert", and he mentioned his super awesome $9.95/month seo optimising tool and monitoring membership.

He visited his website and decided the $9.95/month must be better than me, since it was on TV.

About a year later he called me and asked if I could get him out of the sandbox and back to where he were before. I said "no - but you can pay me to try"

Juicy D. Links 08-02-2009 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16138668)

He visited his website and decided the $9.95/month must be better than me, since it was on TV.
"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Max Cannon 08-02-2009 02:51 PM

this is all xrumors fault :D

Manowar 08-02-2009 03:10 PM

i need some google love right now

Jdoughs 08-02-2009 08:00 PM

Is it bring the mentally handicapped to work day today?

This thread is retarded.

mmcfadden 08-02-2009 08:02 PM

see sig...

epitome 08-02-2009 08:09 PM

I am actually quite impressed with Google right now.

I launched my new tube last week with about 5 backlinks and am already getting 120+ visitors a day from great keywords I optimized for.

Fresh domain. Quick indexing. No sandbox. Traffic grows by the day.

~Ray 08-03-2009 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 16139437)
Is it bring the mentally handicapped to work day today?

This thread is retarded.

now it is. :2 cents:

Lace 08-03-2009 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16138668)
About a year later he called me and asked if I could get him out of the sandbox and back to where he were before. I said "no - but you can pay me to try"

Uhmm..correct me if I'm wrong, but the so called "Google Sandbox" is primarily for new sites, not sites that have been around for quite some time, and penalized.

Machete_ 08-03-2009 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16140874)
Uhmm..correct me if I'm wrong, but the so called "Google Sandbox" is primarily for new sites, not sites that have been around for quite some time, and penalized.

People call it different things, but I use the term "Google Sandbox" in regards to domains that have been penalized/removed from the index.

It's the lack of a better word maybe - I dont know

Jdoughs 08-03-2009 08:57 AM

edit...lol nevemind

Vjo 08-03-2009 09:13 AM

I have an old domain that refreshes with good ole java and meta refresh (just to be sure hehe) to another more well known site. I know MY GOD that is against every SEO rule in the book. Well the refr domain is getting like 200 pure Google hits/day when it used to get like maybe 100/month. Been going on for over a week.

Google prob just likes the site it refreshes to. If you search for the site you get the refresh page coming up with the sites info within it.

Maybe some of the seo rules are getting chucked lately. :)

JamesK 08-03-2009 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 16140912)
edit...lol nevemind

ya ya we know, you're the king of seo and have a huge cock

Jdoughs 08-03-2009 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 16140991)
ya ya we know, you're the king of seo and have a huge cock

I'm not the one in here bragging of my skills and showing a 400 unique a day screenshot (which only was for 1 day), or talking about my 'great terms' that bring 120+ clicks a day, to prove and back up my own claims that I know what I'm doing.

Even funnier is the fact that these assclowns all have clients, which means they actively bill people for this work.

Sorry for thinking its a total joke JameK.

LeRoy 08-03-2009 09:23 AM

Turn the tunes up cuz my server isnt listening.

Machete_ 08-03-2009 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 16141009)
I'm not the one in here bragging of my skills and showing a 400 unique a day screenshot (which only was for 1 day), or talking about my 'great terms' that bring 120+ clicks a day, to prove and back up my own claims that I know what I'm doing.

Even funnier is the fact that these assclowns all have clients, which means they actively bill people for this work.

Sorry for thinking its a total joke JameK.

I would like to see you get a domain with 45 paged indexed go from 2 hits to 400 SE hits a day. oohh wait.. your projects are so secret and elite you dont want us to see them, but yet you need to beg for work?

you and baddog should form a SEO expert club - you could click eachothers adsense banners and thereby double your monthly income.. morons

Jdoughs 08-03-2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16141141)
I would like to see you get a domain with 45 paged indexed go from 2 hits to 400 SE hits a day. oohh wait.. your projects are so secret and elite you dont want us to see them, but yet you need to beg for work?

you and baddog should form a SEO expert club - you could click eachothers adsense banners and thereby double your monthly income.. morons

I don't beg for work, I don't work for anyone but myself. In the last few years I've spoke to 3-4 people about the possibility of doing work, but I've never found a likely, feasible solution that pays what its worth.

The site in my sig is a "Parody" which means its a joke, its a joke about people who charge to do 'elite' things for pay. Pay that's usually way less then what they would make if they could really do it.

beemk 08-03-2009 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16141141)
I would like to see you get a domain with 45 paged indexed go from 2 hits to 400 SE hits a day. oohh wait.. your projects are so secret and elite you dont want us to see them, but yet you need to beg for work?

you and baddog should form a SEO expert club - you could click eachothers adsense banners and thereby double your monthly income.. morons

fact: ive made hundreds of thousands of dollars off google traffic that jdoughs taught me how to get.

epitome 08-03-2009 11:36 AM

I think tubes are the new blog when it comes to getting Google love.

That is nothing more than my own :2 cents:, but getting Google traffic to my new tube is 10x easier than any blog I've launched.

I'm hoping it's not just because of some changes going on to the algo and it suddenly reverses.

wargames 08-03-2009 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16141141)
I would like to see you get a domain with 45 paged indexed go from 2 hits to 400 SE hits a day. oohh wait.. your projects are so secret and elite you dont want us to see them, but yet you need to beg for work?

you and baddog should form a SEO expert club - you could click eachothers adsense banners and thereby double your monthly income.. morons

:1orglaugh

You have no clue what Jdoughs can do SEO wise

:1orglaugh

Machete_ 08-03-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames (Post 16141822)
:1orglaugh

You have no clue what Jdoughs can do SEO wise

:1orglaugh

Im not talking about what he can or cant do. Im commenting his idiotic reply to my screenshot where I showed that google is updating atm.

I'm not talking about my skills vs. his, or bragging about traffic I dont have. The screendump was to illustrated that google in updating, and I posted the stats from a small mainstream customer as prove.

dump69 08-11-2009 02:49 PM

KrisH: Can you do some seo on a french site... Is basicly the same keyword... sexe, video porno, video amateur, video xxx ?


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