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Juicy D. Links 08-03-2009 04:58 PM

I dropped my Iphone in the toilet while taking a piss with one hand
 
and texting with the other hand....

WTF are my options now? How much they gonna bang me to get another Iphone?

Juicy D. Links 08-03-2009 04:59 PM

If I put it in the microwave will it help?

cherrylula 08-03-2009 05:00 PM

ewww! you should wash those hands before texting, now that's what I call a "dirty message " ;)

Juicy D. Links 08-03-2009 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 16142932)
ewww! you should wash those hands before texting, now that's what I call a "dirty message " ;)


what am I thinking my Iphone is drenched with my piss :helpme

SleazyDream 08-03-2009 05:01 PM

ask for a refurbished one. that way you can have someone else's piss in your phone

seeandsee 08-03-2009 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 16142928)
If I put it in the microwave will it help?

just put for few hours

Juicy D. Links 08-03-2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 16142940)
just put for few hours

nah read above I didnt realize its drenched in piss , I am in pissed off state of mind now..

i have to junk it , its tainted now...

Nicky 08-03-2009 05:05 PM

I did the same thing a while ago, wass'nt a iPhone though.

smutnut 08-03-2009 05:05 PM

I would turn it off and see if it dries out. Unless you already know it's fried.

I spilled beer on my laptop once and watched it spark to death! It was right out of a sitcom, except I was pissed.

redwhiteandblue 08-03-2009 05:07 PM

I thought only women did things like this?

Juicy D. Links 08-03-2009 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 16142949)
I thought only women did things like this?

I text n piss , text n drive , text while having sex

Juicy D. Links 08-03-2009 05:14 PM

Sim Card is drenched in piss also... I cant even use it in my backup phone

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

Juilan 08-03-2009 05:16 PM

Next time safeguard it with this LOL http://www.amazon.com/Aquapac-Mini-P.../dp/B0014F5AE6

CYF 08-03-2009 05:44 PM

pull the battery asap.

rinse the phone with distilled water, tap water has a bunch of crap in it.

let it dry and hope for the best.

That's the advice I got when my phone slipped out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet. Ended up getting a g1 and more than happy with it.

candyflip 08-03-2009 05:46 PM

Now I know this is you :winkwink:

CYF 08-03-2009 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 16142928)
If I put it in the microwave will it help?

don't put it in the microwave :2 cents:

Mutt 08-03-2009 05:50 PM

hahaha now this is an authentic real JuicyDLinks thread.

HouseHead 08-03-2009 06:11 PM

Next time think before you fucking act. Shitstain

JFK 08-03-2009 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16142939)
ask for a refurbished one. that way you can have someone else's piss in your phone

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

cherrylula 08-03-2009 06:32 PM

sell it on craigslist! :1orglaugh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R32aFmxL9HY

AngelAfterlife 08-03-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 16143037)
pull the battery asap.

rinse the phone with distilled water, tap water has a bunch of crap in it.

let it dry and hope for the best.

That's the advice I got when my phone slipped out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet. Ended up getting a g1 and more than happy with it.

You got it. Don't you have insurance for your phone? I pay $5 a month and Verizon will replace my phone anytime no questions asked.

PurrrsianPussyKat 08-03-2009 08:15 PM

My daughter accidentally (stupidly?) went in a creek with her voyager in her back pocket. She took the battery out under water. Put it in a bowl of rice for 2 days and it works perfectly.

On a side note, you seem to drop a lot of phones in the toilet Juicy.

Aquarius 08-03-2009 08:22 PM

I always do that and I'm always afraid I will drop it. I won't do it anymore. LOL

Fletch XXX 08-03-2009 08:25 PM

man i put my face in the toilet so many times vomiting as a drunk a little piss never hurt no one, wipe that shit off and call a chick to fuck tonight.

_Richard_ 08-03-2009 08:43 PM

did the text message ever get sent? haha

DaddyHalbucks 08-04-2009 11:27 AM

Reminds me of the time my wife got her LG wet, in the ocean. It was fried..

danclips 08-04-2009 11:32 AM

Simple humidity fried my old razer v3xx on sunday, so I went and bought an I phone.

wouldn't you know, yesterday the old razr worked? Don't tell my wife, please :)

Scott McD 08-04-2009 11:41 AM

At least you didn't shit on it...

ShellyCrash 08-04-2009 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 16142949)
I thought only women did things like this?

We generally don't stand over the toilet when we piss...:2 cents:

Wizzo 08-04-2009 12:37 PM

They have a app for that!

SonOfaBeach 08-04-2009 12:41 PM

Texting.... Orrrrrr trying to snap some sexy pics???



http://andrikyrychok.files.wordpress...the-toilet.jpg

96ukssob 08-04-2009 12:41 PM

i thought you had a blackberry?

Platinumpimp 08-04-2009 12:45 PM

Maybe ring the boys from the gym they will come over and fish it out for you - afterall they are not too scared for a little bit of shit. :pimp

brand0n 08-04-2009 12:46 PM

pull the battery out he says lol

C-Luv 08-04-2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SonOfaBeach (Post 16145775)
Texting.... Orrrrrr trying to snap some sexy pics???



http://andrikyrychok.files.wordpress...the-toilet.jpg

Lol, nice!

redwhiteandblue 08-04-2009 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16145763)
We generally don't stand over the toilet when we piss...:2 cents:

What my girl does is, she'll be taking a bath and talking on the phone, as you women do, and then after she's hung up she'll reach over to put the phone safely on top of the toilet...forgetting that for that to work, the lid needs to be down....

Tom_PM 08-04-2009 01:12 PM

I let my iphone use the toilet while I took a piss in one hand. So, who's ever hand that was, thanks.


yuck yuck yuck. And I mean yuck.

SplitPalms 08-04-2009 01:22 PM

You should put it in a container and cover it with uncooked rice for a couple days and it will suck the water (and piss) out of it and into the rice. (Also those little silicon packets that say "Do Not Eat" work as well, but are not as available as rice might be.)

If the phone doesn't work after that you could just cook the rice and feed it to someone you don't like to lift your spirits a little.

Also, search youtube for "iPhone 3GS dropped in the pool." to bring back some of your hope. (I can't post links yet.)

Kenny B! 08-04-2009 01:34 PM

You can use the SIM Card, who cares it's your piss, I don't see the big deal.

I just paid $400 for a 32gig 3GS iphone but I extended my contact for that price.

crockett 08-04-2009 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 16142925)
and texting with the other hand....

WTF are my options now? How much they gonna bang me to get another Iphone?

Is it gay if you are holding your dick and texting another man?

Dianne22 08-04-2009 05:31 PM

iphone addict! lol :)

Niktamer 08-04-2009 05:35 PM

got mine 3 days ago and my gf is already jealous


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