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Flow 08-07-2009 05:52 PM

GI Joe movie reviews
 
Think the critics are mad at not getting a pre-screeining for review (they decided to let a bunch of veterans attend the screening rather than the critics).

First time I have ever seen such a bad review on Yahoo!:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809993532/info;_ylc=X1MDNzgyMDYzOQRfcgMyBGxkA2JsZARtcANibARw b3MDNDEEcG9zaXRpb24DNDEEc2VjA290dwRzbGsDb3BlbmluZ1 ByZW1pZXJlUGhvdG9zNDE-

Spelvin 08-07-2009 06:09 PM

the onion avclub actually gave it a B.

J. Falcon 08-07-2009 06:13 PM

Movies have hit an all time low, how much fucking garbage can they make? What can we expect next, a movie of the smurgs or He-Man?

Porko 08-07-2009 06:29 PM

its cool but no the big thing..
hollywood needs fresh ideas..

J. Falcon 08-07-2009 06:31 PM

They need "ideas" period.

kane 08-07-2009 07:20 PM

There were a lot of bad signs about this movie. The director got fired one of the writers sued to get his name taken off of it, it got such bad responses from focus groups that they went and did a bunch of reshoots. Then they refused to release it to critics. Usually when they do that it is because they know it is pretty bad.

BigRod 08-07-2009 07:26 PM

I actually liked it, I was expecting it to be shit so was pleasantly surprised!

WinstonTriplexcash 08-07-2009 07:39 PM

Sucked if you were trying to find in it a movie that will change your opinion about war and mankind. . I stepped in the cinema with my best 10 yr old mind set, and I liked it :-) Can you just imagine the huge toy sales after this?

Agent 488 08-07-2009 07:44 PM

liked the shit as a kid. can't see myself digging it as an adult. might be good for little kids though.

kane 08-07-2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 16159901)
liked the shit as a kid. can't see myself digging it as an adult. might be good for little kids though.

The funny thing is a lot of the movies that are coming out now are straight out of my youth. Spiderman, Wolverine, Transformers, GI Joe, X-Men, Iron Man. These were all comics and toys I played with as a child of the 80's. I guess now that the kids of the 80's are in their 30's and are in power in Hollywood they are taking the stuff from their childhoods and making movies from it. It is kind of like My Youth:The Movie.

Agent 488 08-07-2009 08:51 PM

i would have killed to see like a wolverine movie when i was a kid. but now eh ....

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 16160008)
The funny thing is a lot of the movies that are coming out now are straight out of my youth. Spiderman, Wolverine, Transformers, GI Joe, X-Men, Iron Man. These were all comics and toys I played with as a child of the 80's. I guess now that the kids of the 80's are in their 30's and are in power in Hollywood they are taking the stuff from their childhoods and making movies from it. It is kind of like My Youth:The Movie.


Horny Dude 08-07-2009 10:07 PM

It was sooooo bad. All they did was buy the name GI Joe and made some shitty ass movie around it. I can't believe Hasbro allowed this to happen. I didn't expect a perfect movie, but come on, even for an action flick this sucked. They hinted on a second one and I will not fall for this shit again. Hollywood again destroys a great story.

kane 08-07-2009 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 16160016)
i would have killed to see like a wolverine movie when i was a kid. but now eh ....

I know what you mean. Wolverine and X-men and Spiderman movies when I was a kid would have been more than I could have handled.

The Ghost 08-07-2009 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16159656)
Movies have hit an all time low, how much fucking garbage can they make? What can we expect next, a movie of the smurgs or He-Man?

Masters of the Universe

burntfilm 08-08-2009 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Dude (Post 16160116)
...I can't believe Hasbro allowed this to happen...

I can, Transformers 2 was a big pile of suck.

SGS 08-08-2009 01:07 AM

Kids films for adults. Strange world.

John-ACWM 08-08-2009 11:09 AM

The trailer looks entertaining.There are moments went you wanna watch this kind of movies.

Vendzilla 08-08-2009 11:17 AM

Guess I'm not going to that movie

SJCollegeboy 08-08-2009 12:00 PM

Terrible movie. Can't we get something at least remotely original anymore. Something with at least a semblance of a plot would be nice.

Ditosta 08-08-2009 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 16160311)

Seen that back in the day!

DWB 08-08-2009 02:22 PM

They are shit totally out of ideas.

I heard they were even thinking about making a movie about Tonka Trucks and Leggos.

DWB 08-08-2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 16160311)

It's been long enough, fuck it, lets bring it back and do it AGAIN!!!

Remake Conan while we're at it and The Jerk.

VeriSexy 08-09-2009 02:31 AM

Sounds like i'll wait for the rental

Gonzo Modeling 08-09-2009 02:32 AM

boring, watching it right now.

MovieMaster 08-09-2009 03:04 AM

makes sense to me... kids of the 80's have disposable money to put out movies that generation can relate too ...

madawgz 08-09-2009 03:07 AM

not something im really interested in ill most likely watch it on dvd


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