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MaDalton 08-08-2009 07:24 AM
Cuba is running out of toilet paper...
 
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wor...15356662?f=rss

Quote:
Cubans experiencing hard times because of dismal economic conditions have one more thing to worry about - toilet paper supplies.

The country's supplies are running low and new deliveries are not expected until the end of the year, a state-run company said.

The prices of 24 essential goods have been slashed to help residents during the financial crisis - but officials deny there is a shortage.

However the demand for toilet paper is "presenting problems", according to an official with state conglomerate Cimex.

"The corporation has taken all the steps so that at the end of the year there will be an important importation of toilet paper," the official told state-run radio.
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i'm sure they still have enough worthless literature about the socialist economy they can use instead...

gwidomains 08-08-2009 07:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16161487)
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wor...15356662?f=rss



i'm sure they still have enough worthless literature about the socialist economy they can use instead...
they should just outlaw teh toilet roll.

Jarmusch 08-08-2009 07:57 AM
I hope they don't have a shortage of baby wipes...

cykoe6 08-08-2009 12:49 PM
I am surprised that this could happen in a workers paradise with features universal literacy and free quality health care for all. There must be some kind of mistake.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-08-2009 01:06 PM
They should use their right hands, like in middle east

seeandsee 08-08-2009 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16161487)
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wor...15356662?f=rss



i'm sure they still have enough worthless literature about the socialist economy they can use instead...
they can use smoke paper :D

iseeyou 08-08-2009 04:24 PM
The shortage is obviously due to the unregulated toilet paper market. This is why free, unregulated markets don't work. people are too selfish.

Cuba must immedately implent new regulations to limit the number of sheets which are allowed to be used per wipe. Max 2 sheets (1 sheet during emergency) per wipe. Max 2 wipes (1 wipe during emergency). Toilet paper regulators must monitor home toilet paper consumption to ensure compliance. The regulators will be paid quite well so that there will be less temptation to take a bribe if asked to "look the other way".

Iron Fist 08-08-2009 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iseeyou (Post 16162637)
The shortage is obviously due to the unregulated toilet paper market. This is why free, unregulated markets don't work. people are too selfish.

Cuba must immedately implent new regulations to limit the number of sheets which are allowed to be used per wipe. Max 2 sheets (1 sheet during emergency) per wipe. Max 2 wipes (1 wipe during emergency). Toilet paper regulators must monitor home toilet paper consumption to ensure compliance. The regulators will be paid quite well so that there will be less temptation to take a bribe if asked to "look the other way".
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

digifan 08-08-2009 04:45 PM
What are the 24 essential goods?

MaDalton 08-08-2009 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iseeyou (Post 16162637)
The shortage is obviously due to the unregulated toilet paper market. This is why free, unregulated markets don't work. people are too selfish.

Cuba must immedately implent new regulations to limit the number of sheets which are allowed to be used per wipe. Max 2 sheets (1 sheet during emergency) per wipe. Max 2 wipes (1 wipe during emergency). Toilet paper regulators must monitor home toilet paper consumption to ensure compliance. The regulators will be paid quite well so that there will be less temptation to take a bribe if asked to "look the other way".
sounds reasonable...

notime 08-09-2009 02:09 AM
No shit?

Sukiho 08-09-2009 02:17 AM
never used toilet paper since I moved to the tropics, I doubt the Cubans do either, its a messy way to clean your ass, the only people it will effect are tourists in hotels

VeriSexy 08-09-2009 02:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iseeyou (Post 16162637)
The shortage is obviously due to the unregulated toilet paper market. This is why free, unregulated markets don't work. people are too selfish.

Cuba must immedately implent new regulations to limit the number of sheets which are allowed to be used per wipe. Max 2 sheets (1 sheet during emergency) per wipe. Max 2 wipes (1 wipe during emergency). Toilet paper regulators must monitor home toilet paper consumption to ensure compliance. The regulators will be paid quite well so that there will be less temptation to take a bribe if asked to "look the other way".
Supported, This bill will be passed :thumbsup

CunningStunt 08-09-2009 02:49 AM
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epitome 08-09-2009 02:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notime (Post 16163437)
No shit?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

madawgz 08-09-2009 03:03 AM
what the hell? lol :1orglaugh

RadicalSights 08-09-2009 03:33 AM
They should just use their left hands like the Indians do.

2012 08-09-2009 03:42 AM

SZNY 08-09-2009 04:01 AM
lots of shitting there :P

pocketkangaroo 08-09-2009 04:09 AM
Too bad our American companies can't sell to them. I mean we're in a massive recession and have the ability to sell a ton of shit to these people and we can't. So much for free markets.

BVF 08-09-2009 05:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sukiho (Post 16163450)
never used toilet paper since I moved to the tropics, I doubt the Cubans do either, its a messy way to clean your ass, the only people it will effect are tourists in hotels
So what's the cleaner way?

u-Bob 08-09-2009 05:59 AM
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Ethersync 08-09-2009 06:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 16162146)
I am surprised that this could happen in a workers paradise with features universal literacy and free quality health care for all. There must be some kind of mistake.
:1orglaugh :2 cents:

Sukiho 08-09-2009 08:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16163661)
So what's the cleaner way?
squirter, no good in a cold climate tho

Agent 488 08-09-2009 08:18 AM
of course economic sanctions have zero to do ioth it.

SilentKnight 08-09-2009 08:44 AM
Maybe they should stop usin' toilet paper as sails for their refugee rafts?


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