If you have kids
 

Keep them off the fucking commercial airlines until they are old enough to fly without crying the entire time.

TIA

I'm sure you cried as a baby, did your parents do anything about it. I doubt it.
It's only normal. People pay their fees. Some people snor, and babies cry. It's only normal.

There's this crazy invention.... I think some people call it an "IPod".... you might want to look into it next time.