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Roald 08-14-2009 02:25 AM

>> Official announcement: FreeOnes changes business model
 
Blame tubes, blame torrents, blame crossales, blame economy. Fact is we are changing our business model from selling porn to selling energy drinks!

http://www.hostones.com/temp/Roald/cans.jpg

:thumbsup

munki 08-14-2009 02:27 AM

Where do i get my case?

Roald 08-14-2009 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 16183036)
Where do i get my case?

The mainpage will be ready on monday so we can fully focus on selling energy drinks, so expect a order form soon!

PornMD 08-14-2009 02:31 AM

Heh, my mom and step father run a couple of energy drink companies. If there's Rockstar, there should be Pornstar, lol. Sex takes energy too.

Roald 08-14-2009 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16183044)
Heh, my mom and step father run a couple of energy drink companies. If there's Rockstar, there should be Pornstar, lol. Sex takes energy too.

Party like a pornstar!!

The Adult Broker 08-14-2009 02:45 AM

ah, love the new 'energy' of Freeones !!

is there a contest promotion where I get to peel off a label or check under a 'cap' and win a trip to come visit you? ;))))

and if there is no win a trip to see you, maybe some lucky person will win a trip to meet their dream Freeones Babe or some other goodie. LOL -- creating never stops, even if I try.


xoxo

Ron2k1 08-14-2009 02:46 AM

'Pornstar' would be a great name for an energy drink

hypedough 08-14-2009 02:49 AM

Fuck yea that's an awesome looking can!

Roald 08-14-2009 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker (Post 16183055)
ah, love the new 'energy' of Freeones !!

is there a contest promotion where I get to peel off a label or check under a 'cap' and win a trip to come visit you? ;))))

and if there is no win a trip to see you, maybe some lucky person will win a trip to meet their dream Freeones Babe or some other goodie. LOL -- creating never stops, even if I try.


xoxo

And you just come up with that now? Damn!!!!!!

Mutt 08-14-2009 03:23 AM

what software did you make that with? Photoshop CS4?

Roald 08-14-2009 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker (Post 16183055)
ah, love the new 'energy' of Freeones !!

is there a contest promotion where I get to peel off a label or check under a 'cap' and win a trip to come visit you? ;))))

and if there is no win a trip to see you, maybe some lucky person will win a trip to meet their dream Freeones Babe or some other goodie. LOL -- creating never stops, even if I try.


xoxo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16183111)
what software did you make that with? Photoshop CS4?

Photoshop CS2

bdld 08-14-2009 03:30 AM

affiliate program link? :winkwink:

mikeyddddd 08-14-2009 03:37 AM


JamesK 08-14-2009 03:46 AM

Looks great.

I wonder what it tastes like. Did you milk some vaginas for a special flavor?

Roald 08-14-2009 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 16183155)
Looks great.

I wonder what it tastes like. Did you milk some vaginas for a special flavor?

squirt scenes, buckets full of it

The Adult Broker 08-14-2009 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16183067)
And you just come up with that now? Damn!!!!!!

LOL yea huh? My brain has a mind of its own. It constantly creates and formulates even when its not my intention. I think 3 people this week walked away with a life or business plan out of conversation but wasn't the intention for the chat. haha.

the contest one, that has been done in mainstream and thought you could parlay the concept. :)

more fun stuff:
if you sell them in 6 or 12 packs or cases, there can be a different girl on each can.

you can make the mini sizes of the drink like RedBull and 5-hour Energy do now and get them on the front counters of the markets.

I mean, after all, they will need their 'energy' when they are attending a FreeOnes party somewhere in the world. Party? What Party? The one promoted on the can and the details are on the FO site they will need to go to.

NAME THE BABE, AND MEET HER: no name of the Babe on the can...they can tell you who it is by going to the Freeone's site and selecting the name which enters them to win....XYZ - and of course pushes them to the site.

ONE FREE VOTE: Vote for your favorite F0 ENERGY CAN GIRL...go to the site and vote, if your girl wins by the end of the contest, you are entered to win a lifetime supply of Energy.

want to vote more than once? it'll cost ;)

FO BABE SEARCH: Want your beautiful lady on this can? We are on the scout for new beautiful talent (in partnership with...Twistys? Vivid? etc) to find our new Star. (You can build upon the revenue possibilities from there ;)

and the reverse revenue:...perhaps a company would like the opportunity to buy that babe spot on the can to put their star for promotion (if they are also on Freeone's site of course)

Energy drinks sponsor many types of parties, but has an energy company also brought Babes to the party too?

I know, I know, turn it off Lori. LOL but the possibilities are endless-love that type of biz model.

xo
oh one more... Buy a can and get a 'free' pass to one of our Babe's sites...they go to FO page with promo code and select which site they want to have free trial on and off they go with your affiliate code. yea. :)

katharos 08-14-2009 04:02 AM

FreeOnes "Gives you babes" :thumbsup

The Adult Broker 08-14-2009 04:04 AM

oh and of course if you don't sell/distribute them in stores now for some of those ideas...perhaps that is an idea too. I think a lot of liquor stores and clubs would carry it :)

Roald 08-14-2009 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker (Post 16183170)
LOL yea huh? My brain has a mind of its own. It constantly creates and formulates even when its not my intention. I think 3 people this week walked away with a life or business plan out of conversation but wasn't the intention for the chat. haha.

the contest one, that has been done in mainstream and thought you could parlay the concept. :)

more fun stuff:
if you sell them in 6 or 12 packs or cases, there can be a different girl on each can.

you can make the mini sizes of the drink like RedBull and 5-hour Energy do now and get them on the front counters of the markets.

I mean, after all, they will need their 'energy' when they are attending a FreeOnes party somewhere in the world. Party? What Party? The one promoted on the can and the details are on the FO site they will need to go to.

NAME THE BABE, AND MEET HER: no name of the Babe on the can...they can tell you who it is by going to the Freeone's site and selecting the name which enters them to win....XYZ - and of course pushes them to the site.

ONE FREE VOTE: Vote for your favorite F0 ENERGY CAN GIRL...go to the site and vote, if your girl wins by the end of the contest, you are entered to win a lifetime supply of Energy.

want to vote more than once? it'll cost ;)

FO BABE SEARCH: Want your beautiful lady on this can? We are on the scout for new beautiful talent (in partnership with...Twistys? Vivid? etc) to find our new Star. (You can build upon the revenue possibilities from there ;)

and the reverse revenue:...perhaps a company would like the opportunity to buy that babe spot on the can to put their star for promotion (if they are also on Freeone's site of course)

Energy drinks sponsor many types of parties, but has an energy company also brought Babes to the party too?

I know, I know, turn it off Lori. LOL but the possibilities are endless-love that type of biz model.

xo
oh one more... Buy a can and get a 'free' pass to one of our Babe's sites...they go to FO page with promo code and select which site they want to have free trial on and off they go with your affiliate code. yea. :)

Can I borrow your brain for a month or so?

seeandsee 08-14-2009 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16183034)
Blame tubes, blame torrents, blame crossales, blame economy. Fact is we are changing our business model from selling porn to selling energy drinks!

http://www.hostones.com/temp/Roald/cans.jpg

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Horny Joe 08-14-2009 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16183118)
Photoshop CS2

Where can I download the can-plugin? :)

Roald 08-14-2009 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Joe (Post 16183195)
Where can I download the can-plugin? :)

Lol its an actual can :D

just got 1008 at the office delivered

Mutt 08-14-2009 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16183118)
Photoshop CS2

i wanna try - do you have a link to a tutorial if you used a tutorial? i'm assuming the 3D cans is a stock image. I have no interest in learning how to make the cans themselves, i tried learning Studio 3D Max, way too steep a learning curve.

i did find a tutorial for wrapping a label around a product prototype using CS2 but part of the tutorial involved actually photographing the object yourself and applying a grid to it - gotta be an easier method that can still produce a nice result like your FreeOnes cans.

Roald 08-14-2009 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16183208)
i wanna try - do you have a link to a tutorial if you used a tutorial? i'm assuming the 3D cans is a stock image. I have no interest in learning how to make the cans themselves, i tried learning Studio 3D Max, way too steep a learning curve.

i did find a tutorial for wrapping a label around a product prototype using CS2 but part of the tutorial involved actually photographing the object yourself and applying a grid to it - gotta be an easier method that can still produce a nice result like your FreeOnes cans.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16183204)
Lol its an actual can :D

just got 1008 at the office delivered

It is a Real can :warning

Roald 08-14-2009 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16183219)
It is a Real can :warning

http://www.hostones.com/temp/Berlin_...s/IMG_2327.JPG

On the left of Penny on the counter is the evidence in case you don't believe me lol

Mutt 08-14-2009 04:44 AM

i was impressed by how nice and realistic the highlights, reflections were - they're real cans :1orglaugh

how many different models are on the cans? Kagny Lynn and who else?

Roald 08-14-2009 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16183238)
i was impressed by how nice and realistic the highlights, reflections were - they're real cans :1orglaugh

how many different models are on the cans? Kagny Lynn and who else?

hahaha

This is kagney yes, the last one was Amy Reid. It is quite pricey to get all diffrent ones unfortunatly. Unless you order 100k of cans I guess.

Lace 08-14-2009 05:17 AM

That is fucking awesome!! I'll take a case :1orglaugh

Brad Mitchell 08-14-2009 05:21 AM

Very nice indeed! If anyone has any information on producing white label energy drinks here in the states, please drop me an email.

Cheers,

Brad

MaDalton 08-14-2009 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16183204)
Lol its an actual can :D

just got 1008 at the office delivered

now get 30 bottles of vodka and you have a party :glugglug

BenBlingBucks 08-14-2009 05:25 AM

Very nice guys... congrats :thumbsup

I want to see a/the commercial where the regular guy gets the hot girls!

Good stuff.

Peace,
Ben Protzmann

digifan 08-14-2009 05:26 AM

Anything for the girls?

Roald 08-14-2009 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16183310)
now get 30 bottles of vodka and you have a party :glugglug

Come to our booth in Berlin, you know we will take care of it ;)))

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan (Post 16183321)
Anything for the girls?

What girls don't drink energy drinks now?

tranza 08-14-2009 06:10 AM

Will you deliver in Brazil? Lol.

digifan 08-14-2009 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16183389)

What girls don't drink energy drinks now?

Only redbull Roald.. how about some with your pic on it?

Roald 08-14-2009 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan (Post 16183477)
Only redbull Roald.. how about some with your pic on it?

This is almost as good as redbull :thumbsup

until we start gayones.com you won't see pics of me on cans :helpme

djroof 08-14-2009 07:22 AM

great idea!

bobby666 08-14-2009 07:25 AM

they look great

Iron Fist 08-14-2009 07:28 AM

Will it makes me look hot and make me look attractive to all hot women? If so, then send me over 1 pallet please...

Sosa 08-14-2009 07:29 AM

I'll take a case of surgar free or low carb please :)

Hank_Heartland 08-14-2009 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 16183303)
Very nice indeed! If anyone has any information on producing white label energy drinks here in the states, please drop me an email.

Cheers,

Brad

Brad, just Google "private label energy drinks" and you will find plenty of companies:thumbsup

Would be expensive unless the quantities are decent.

kowalsky 08-14-2009 08:10 AM

LOL

Great work!

Roald 08-14-2009 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16183732)
Will it makes me look hot and make me look attractive to all hot women? If so, then send me over 1 pallet please...

1 pallet will probably kill you ;))

Deesnuts 08-14-2009 10:27 AM

pussy juice

Porno Dan 08-14-2009 10:36 AM

I almost remember drinking those last year.

Since we can't live on energy drinks alone, may I suggest Free Ones male enhancement pills, and protein bars.

I would also make versions that have the alcohol already added,

This will cut down on precious time mixing drinks, which would be better utilized ogling the babes at the Free Ones booth in Berlin.

I am ready for my new Free Ones lifestyle

sexdatesj 08-14-2009 10:37 AM

Good stuff.. I am thirsty!

matrixfred 08-14-2009 10:52 AM

Keep us posted!

The Adult Broker 08-14-2009 11:01 AM

Roald---see, sounds like you might need that distribution company after all ;)

Maybe I will get to order the FreeOnesSpecial at the bar ;)

newbreed 08-14-2009 11:10 AM

http://www.xbrandfluids.com/

Porko 08-14-2009 11:18 AM

i want to buy a few :)


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