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kristin 08-14-2009 09:38 PM

Do You Talk to the Big Black Guy Viewing Porn on his Phone at the Local Pizza Joint?
 
Shit, of course you do!

I'm eating pizza with TheDoc tonight at the pizza joint up by the University of Arizona ... we live in Tucson. So we are eating and this large guy standing up at the table behind us pulls out his phone to show his friends something. I look over and sure as shit, he's showing his buddy and two lady friends porn.

So I debate talking to him ... so I text Alli, she of course tells me to go for it. I walked over and asked him if in fact he was showing porn to his friends, he said yes and I ask him if I could show him our product, www.iPinkVisualPass.com. He had me pull it up and he seemed to like it.

When I asked him what site he was showing his friends, PornHub. : (

J. Falcon 08-14-2009 09:40 PM

Effective networking

jaysmoke 08-14-2009 09:48 PM

tube got ya again

brassmonkey 08-14-2009 10:18 PM

ive been down there a million times that shit is 2 small looks like the dead side of mesa

ronaldo 08-14-2009 10:22 PM

You don't carry free passes with you to ipinkvisualpass to hand out to big black guys on the street?

DateDoc 08-14-2009 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 16187313)
You don't carry free passes with you to ipinkvisualpass to hand out to big black guys on the street?

Having business cards printed up with a pswd good for 1 day would be a killer promo and great site branding. Collect their email to activate the pswd. :thumbsup

ronaldo 08-14-2009 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 16187386)
Having business cards printed up with a pswd good for 1 day would be a killer promo and great site branding. Collect their email to activate the pswd. :thumbsup

You know where to reach me. Just send me my royalties. :winkwink:

ronaldo 08-14-2009 11:15 PM

lol, one too many beer tonight. I thought that was Kristin.

FlexxAeon 08-14-2009 11:16 PM

i want my payout for that join. i have the "big black guys viewing mobile" market locked and you know it

DateDoc 08-14-2009 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 16187400)
lol, one too many beer tonight. I thought that was Kristin.

lol, did you think my avatar looked like hers?? :party-smi

ronaldo 08-14-2009 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 16187425)
lol, did you think my avatar looked like hers?? :party-smi

lol, I'm embarrassed to say that yes, I probably noticed the red hair and just assumed. Sorry Kristin. :Oh crap

Loch 08-14-2009 11:37 PM

you were really expecting him to tell you he paid for porn thru his phone :)
Really really....comon

WiredGuy 08-14-2009 11:38 PM

Admit it, you wanted to expense the meal to TB by showing civilians how to find porn on a cell :)
WG

DateDoc 08-14-2009 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 16187445)
lol, I'm embarrassed to say that yes, I probably noticed the red hair and just assumed. Sorry Kristin. :Oh crap

I need to add a cigar to my avatar to complete the look! :1orglaugh

ronaldo 08-14-2009 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 16187453)
I need to add a cigar to my avatar to complete the look! :1orglaugh

Well hell, even the EYES are pointed in the same direction...hers are just closed.

Barefootsies 08-14-2009 11:49 PM

The POWA of the Dark Side
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysmoke (Post 16187268)
tube got ya again


Zebra 08-14-2009 11:56 PM

I was in a Taco Bell and there was a group of guys from the local air force base talking porn. Going on and on about how great sites like pornhub, youporn, and redtube were because they didn't have to pay for porn anymore. They were ranting and raving about it and I wanted to shoot some fire sauce in their eyes.

Hentaikid 08-15-2009 06:58 AM

http://krazykimchi.com/imageboard/sr...stfreeporn.gif

LoveSandra 08-15-2009 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hentaikid (Post 16188105)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kristin 08-15-2009 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16187448)
Admit it, you wanted to expense the meal to TB by showing civilians how to find porn on a cell :)
WG

Funny cause I told Allison had my meal not been free I would have submitted my receipt. ; )

D Ghost 08-15-2009 11:11 AM

way to go

fris 08-15-2009 11:41 AM

pornhub mobile is the way of the future

seeandsee 08-15-2009 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 16187256)

when i asked him what site he was showing his friends, pornhub. : (

:321gfy:321gfy

SBJ 08-15-2009 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 16187386)
Having business cards printed up with a pswd good for 1 day would be a killer promo and great site branding. Collect their email to activate the pswd. :thumbsup

that's a great idea but the type of guy you meet on the street is not the type that would join any site.. Giving away something like this online somewhere you would have way better luck.

CaptainHowdy 08-15-2009 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 16187467)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

kristin 08-15-2009 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 16187386)
Having business cards printed up with a pswd good for 1 day would be a killer promo and great site branding. Collect their email to activate the pswd. :thumbsup

I've thought about that as well, then I think back to the Yappo days. Every VOD company was giving away free minute cards, we gave 30 free minutes. No catch, no rebill, nothing.

2% redeemed the free minutes, not bad when the average "coupon" redemption is .5%. However, retention on them were horrible. So in the end it wasn't worth the print cost, bandwidth, customer service, etc.


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