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notime 08-16-2009 12:29 PM

I fell asleep on the beach yesterday on a very hot day....PICS
 
http://www.adultcontent.nl/red.jpg

Damn, the stuff burns all day.
My feet, my face, my arms..all red and painfull.

No, I forgot about the sun lotion :Oh crap

seeandsee 08-16-2009 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by notime (Post 16192008)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

amacontent 08-16-2009 12:45 PM

Will u be at the Venus show in Berlin, hit me on ICQ

notime 08-16-2009 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 16192055)
Will u be at the Venus show in Berlin, hit me on ICQ

Yes, I'll in Berlin Joe. Would be nice to meet you!
Send me an email please so we can schedule icq/skype (due to time difference)

Vicious_B 08-16-2009 12:49 PM

This is going to sound crazy but I swear it works wonders on sunburn. Get about 15 regular tea bags. Fill the bathtub up with warm water and throw the tea bags. Make sure to stay in the tub for at least 30 minutes and use a washcloth soaked in the tea to cover your face. It will seriously take away the sting and will help keep the peeling to a minimum.

notime 08-16-2009 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16192074)
This is going to sound crazy but I swear it works wonders on sunburn. Get about 15 regular tea bags. Fill the bathtub up with warm water and throw the tea bags. Make sure to stay in the tub for at least 30 minutes and use a washcloth soaked in the tea to cover your face. It will seriously take away the sting and will help keep the peeling to a minimum.

Thanks Michele, but I am a guy, so floating in a bath with tea bags...no thanks. I'll take the pain :winkwink:
Aftersun every few hours cools it down a bit.
Can't stand any sunlight or hot showers today. Even towels hurt when drying up.

Vicious_B 08-16-2009 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by notime (Post 16192095)
Thanks Michele, but I am a guy, so floating in a bath with tea bags...no thanks. I'll take the pain :winkwink:
Aftersun every few hours cools it down a bit.
Can't stand any sunlight or hot showers today. Even towels hurt when drying up.

LOL. You seriously would rather be in pain for days instead of taking a bath? Unless your taking it with a guy it won't make you gay I swear. Better yet take the bath with a friendly female and get her to sponge the water all over you. :thumbsup

who 08-16-2009 01:08 PM

You're a readhead, eh?

beerptrol 08-16-2009 01:11 PM

It could have been worse. At least you weren't nude sunbathing and burnt the hell out of the family jewels lol

Jarmusch 08-16-2009 01:29 PM

http://www.skincancer.org/

the alchemist 08-16-2009 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16192136)

My thoughts exactly, but I'm rooting for natural selection.

notime 08-16-2009 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16192105)
LOL. You seriously would rather be in pain for days instead of taking a bath? Unless your taking it with a guy it won't make you gay I swear. Better yet take the bath with a friendly female and get her to sponge the water all over you. :thumbsup

She's already asleep. So it's just me and my after sun creme.
She wanted me to be covered in cucumbers...:1orglaugh I passed on that also.

notime 08-16-2009 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 16192115)
You're a readhead, eh?

No, blond with a really really red face now.

notime 08-16-2009 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 16192117)
It could have been worse. At least you weren't nude sunbathing and burnt the hell out of the family jewels lol

Actually it was very windy and chilly and I never got to wear just my swin suit. I still had my jeans and T-shirt on because it was chilly. I just fell asleep with my ipod on and woke up 3 hours later when it was really hot around 2 in the afternoon.

notime 08-16-2009 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16192136)

We only have 4 to 8 weeks of nice weather per year in Holland during most years.
I only go to the beach maybe one or twice per year for a few hours, so I should be ok here.

uvort 08-16-2009 01:45 PM

Wow, take the advice people are giving to help you get better or stop your fucking bitching... god damn.

JeffCliff 08-16-2009 01:48 PM

If you can't handle the heat get the fuck out of the kitchen!

woj 08-16-2009 02:15 PM

pics or it didn't happen

notime 08-16-2009 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 16192232)
pics or it didn't happen

http://www.adultcontent.nl/red2.jpg
See where my T-shirt was?
Iphone doesn't have the best pic quality

The Duck 08-16-2009 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16192136)

Dickhead.

dav3 08-16-2009 02:39 PM

Get some sunburn lotion with Lidocaine. After burning so bad that my feet were swollen, I can attest that Lidocaine is super fucking awesome for sunburns. Don't bother with anything else.

http://i27.tinypic.com/6s86sp.jpg

MovieMaster 08-16-2009 03:12 PM

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Yum Yum Give me some!

notime 08-16-2009 03:25 PM

First pic is HOT :winkwink:

UrgeRick 08-16-2009 04:05 PM

Duuuuuuuude, Im feeling ya....Fucking OOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHH!

Always use protection young man. Seriously ALOE VERA is the only solution, bathe yourself in it. Damn that looks painful...

baddog 08-16-2009 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 16192095)
Thanks Michele, but I am a guy, so floating in a bath with tea bags...no thanks. I'll take the pain :winkwink:
Aftersun every few hours cools it down a bit.
Can't stand any sunlight or hot showers today. Even towels hurt when drying up.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Manowar 08-16-2009 05:01 PM

i remember passing out drunk in a park in the sun, woke up burnt to shit about 3 hours later

georgeyw 08-16-2009 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by notime (Post 16192095)
Thanks Michele, but I am a guy, so floating in a bath with tea bags...no thanks. I'll take the pain :winkwink:
Aftersun every few hours cools it down a bit.
Can't stand any sunlight or hot showers today. Even towels hurt when drying up.

you are a fucking idiot, do what she suggested. It works - be a man take the pain? Are you RETARDED?

C-Luv 08-16-2009 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by notime (Post 16192008)
http://www.adultcontent.nl/red.jpg

Damn, the stuff burns all day.
My feet, my face, my arms..all red and painfull.

No, I forgot about the sun lotion :Oh crap

Hope you feel better!

Nice Pics : )

mister_nobodie 08-16-2009 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by UrgeRick (Post 16192571)
Duuuuuuuude, Im feeling ya....Fucking OOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHH!

Always use protection young man. Seriously ALOE VERA is the only solution, bathe yourself in it. Damn that looks painful...


buy the plant, snap off the leaves, rub the juice all over your body.

it's just really good for you anytime.


if your skin blisters, it will already be too late and you're going to find out what pain really is. sunburns dont necessarily get better once you're out of the sun.

i live in the valley of the sun.

Iron Fist 08-16-2009 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MovieMaster (Post 16192384)

I never realized we had a sunburn niche as well.... I better corner this microniche quick :)

MediaGuy 08-16-2009 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 16192095)
Thanks Michele, but I am a guy, so floating in a bath with tea bags...no thanks. I'll take the pain :winkwink:
Aftersun every few hours cools it down a bit.
Can't stand any sunlight or hot showers today. Even towels hurt when drying up.

What?!?!

I don't know if that makes you a major macho or a serious pussy... I mean, come on, get some of that red pekoe soothing shit happening and don't take pics, we'll never know and you'll never suffer!!

Or get a Michele-type babe in vine leaves to ladle the tea water over your head, peal a few grapes, and make you feel like a man belongs in tea water...

I mean, I recently fell asleep under the full moonlight and ended up with beer cans and teabags on me, and I am stronger for it! You should be able to take this treatment!

Norwegians. Huh.

BTW this thread really means nothing without pics of your burnt butt...

:D

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-16-2009 05:57 PM

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...ny/Sunburn.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sfQzIpvw2L...20/sunburn.jpg

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/gallery/misc/Sunburn.jpg

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2012 08-16-2009 06:26 PM

ouch :helpme

iTouch! 08-16-2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uvort (Post 16192178)
Wow, take the advice people are giving to help you get better or stop your fucking bitching... god damn.

he's retarded

Basic_man 08-16-2009 07:14 PM

Im in the same situation !! My chest is giving me alot of pain !

Spunky 08-16-2009 08:07 PM

I hate when that happens

VeriSexy 08-16-2009 09:34 PM

Ouch.... pics are um :(

rowan 08-16-2009 09:39 PM

It got to 21C / 70F in Melbourne Australia over the weekend... a winter heatwave!

Serial Pervert 08-17-2009 07:13 AM

shit :Oh crap :helpme

Scott McD 08-17-2009 07:20 AM

Oh my.... :Oh crap:Oh crap


I fucking hate sun burn. I get it every time i go on vacation... :(

Fucksakes 08-17-2009 07:29 AM

last year I got burnt bad and desperately tried everything including the teabag thing, the ALOE VERA was the only thing that helped.. I slap that shit on like it was going outta style..

honestly from that picture, just looks like a typical day in the sun.. if you got burn bad you would dive into a bath full of tea bags.

CaptainHowdy 08-17-2009 07:34 AM

The tought of it makes me scream... :(!

Marie 08-17-2009 07:35 AM

Wow! How did you do that, the weather wasn't that great over here...

Ouch...

V_RocKs 08-17-2009 07:36 AM

Sun burns suck!

Ross 08-17-2009 07:36 AM

I got burned pretty badly here a couple weeks ago all over my shoulders and thighs. My legs or arms never burn as they are exposed to the sun every day. I just forget to put sun cream on at first when I take my t shirt off.. I learned my lesson tho.

ParlourCash Karl 08-17-2009 07:47 AM

Gotta hate sunburn...

notime 08-17-2009 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie (Post 16194643)
Wow! How did you do that, the weather wasn't that great over here...

Ouch...

It was windy and chilly. Did not expect to get burned I guess.
But the pain is gone now with loads of Aloe Vera and aftersun.
I feel like a reptile changing his skin now :Oh crap

Holly Lez! 08-17-2009 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16192105)
LOL. You seriously would rather be in pain for days instead of taking a bath? Unless your taking it with a guy it won't make you gay I swear. Better yet take the bath with a friendly female and get her to sponge the water all over you. :thumbsup

His answer is so Moronic LMAO cause gay men float in the tub with teabags ... umm ok suffer

sysk 08-17-2009 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by notime (Post 16192008)
http://www.adultcontent.nl/red.jpg

Damn, the stuff burns all day.
My feet, my face, my arms..all red and painfull.

No, I forgot about the sun lotion :Oh crap

same thing here :mad:

Tom_PM 08-17-2009 10:44 AM



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