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kane 08-20-2009 04:17 PM

A girl's ass will now cost my buddy a couple of grand. LOL
 
I just got home from picking a friend up and taking him to the urgent care center. He got in a car wreck and rear ended someone. His car wasn't really bad ( just damage to the bumper) and there was some damage to the other person's bumper. The other guy agreed to not file a claim if my buddy pays for it which he says he is going to do if it costs less than a few thousand dollars. He also hit his face on the steering wheel and has a huge black eye and his nose is black and blue. Luckily no broken bones.

The reason he got in the wreck? There was a hottie walking down the sidewalk in a pair of tight little cut off shorts and he was staring as her ass and not paying attention to the road. He never saw the guy in front of him stop.

I have heard of a girl having an ass so hot it could stop traffic, but this girl's really did!

Spunky 08-20-2009 04:33 PM

Damn she devils every one of them..sucks

MaDalton 08-20-2009 04:35 PM

i suggest wearing a seat belt...

seeandsee 08-20-2009 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 16214892)
I just got home from picking a friend up and taking him to the urgent care center. He got in a car wreck and rear ended someone. His car wasn't really bad ( just damage to the bumper) and there was some damage to the other person's bumper. The other guy agreed to not file a claim if my buddy pays for it which he says he is going to do if it costs less than a few thousand dollars. He also hit his face on the steering wheel and has a huge black eye and his nose is black and blue. Luckily no broken bones.

The reason he got in the wreck? There was a hottie walking down the sidewalk in a pair of tight little cut off shorts and he was staring as her ass and not paying attention to the road. He never saw the guy in front of him stop.

I have heard of a girl having an ass so hot it could stop traffic, but this girl's really did!

good story :)

kane 08-20-2009 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16214951)
i suggest wearing a seat belt...

LOL I told him the same thing. He said he didn't have it on because he was just driving 3 blocks up the street.

I then chastised him for not even getting pics of her ass.

Fucksakes 08-20-2009 04:45 PM

Ive seen a guy run into the back of a car on his bike cause he was staring at my girlfriend and I walking down the street. that was a good day for me.

VeriSexy 08-21-2009 12:09 AM

Damn.. but hes lucky the other guy agreed not to file an claim

NaughtyRob 08-21-2009 12:15 AM

Sounds like she was a hooker, what a shame.

baX 08-21-2009 12:23 AM

That's a classic :-)

John-ACWM 08-21-2009 03:37 AM

Enjoying the ass view - not for free. :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-21-2009 03:57 AM

Hmm....your "friend" sounds like an accident waiting to happen... :helpme :Oh crap

http://209.197.7.112:80/d4c8p2m3/cds...cliffe-ass.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...jnr/random.jpg

ADG

Platinumpimp 08-21-2009 04:10 AM

That's an expensive ass for sure. And he still didn't even touch it :D

Altwebdesign 08-21-2009 05:03 AM

lmao, luckily i cant drive and the worst thats ever happened to me whilst doing the same thing is nearly walking into a few people....oh well!

Dirty Lord 08-21-2009 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16216495)
Hmm....your "friend" sounds like an accident waiting to happen... :helpme :Oh crap

http://209.197.7.112:80/d4c8p2m3/cds...cliffe-ass.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...jnr/random.jpg

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PornHero 08-21-2009 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 16214982)
Ive seen a guy run into the back of a car on his bike cause he was staring at my girlfriend and I walking down the street. that was a good day for me.

Why was it a good day for you? was the guy staring at you more than her?

kane 08-21-2009 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16216495)
Hmm....your "friend" sounds like an accident waiting to happen... :helpme :Oh crap

http://209.197.7.112:80/d4c8p2m3/cds...cliffe-ass.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...jnr/random.jpg

ADG

With this post thread has taken a bizarre turn and I'm not sure if it is for the better or worse :)

LeRoy 08-21-2009 01:07 PM

It's always the tight shorts that get the attention.

Tom_PM 08-21-2009 01:08 PM

Ahh haha that sucks! I was a passenger when a bra-less, t-shirt wearing girl was bouncing down the sidewalk.. my god.. Guy almost drove up a lamp post. And I'm serious! He stopped within an inch of the lamp post. Drove right off the damn roadway lmao!


Totally worth it :D

Fucksakes 08-21-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornHero (Post 16216677)
Why was it a good day for you? was the guy staring at you more than her?

knowing someone is staring at my girlfriend at the time means she was looking good, him running into back of a car.. revenge for looking at her.

Best-In-BC 08-21-2009 10:11 PM

Damn, Thats gonna happen to me one day

Iron Fist 08-21-2009 10:16 PM

I thought we would be enjoying asses in this thread... but I am so very mistaken.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-21-2009 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16216495)

I was gonna heckle you about having Daniel Radcliffe's naked ass pics at your disposal, but then I realized how sad it was that I knew that was his ass just by looking at the picture... :Oh crap

tiger 08-21-2009 11:44 PM

Pics of her ass or it didn't happen.


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