Just how many of you are surfers, anyway?
 

So daily or it seems like daily I see these incoherent computer questions... stupid ignorant fucking basic computer problems half of you don't seem to be able to work through on your own.. now how is it that you're supposed to be such uber savvy webmaster expert motherfuckers if you're too stupid to know basic shit about computers?

I mean, damn, half of you sound like you can't turn a fucking computer on, much less hustle porn online.. what am I missing, here?

:mad: SURFERS EVERYWHERE

Please post pics!

I'm not a webmaster :(

Someday I'll make it to Hawaii and try my hand at surfing. For now I am not a surfer.

Well, I'm a photographer. To me my computers main purpose is running photoshop. I really don't understand much past that application. Probably why I'm a mac user. I'm also a generation removed from most of you and didn't even touch a computer until I was almost 40 yrs old. Hard to believe huh? So excuse my occasional dumb question.

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I am just a surfer passing by..looking at good porn.

im just here for the link trades :thumbsup

i just come for the rapidshare links.

I got stuck on this page... how do I go back to the main forum?

I know 7 figure online marketing guys that are practically computer illiterate... it's not that they don't understand the numbers, how they work, how online traffic and conversions work, etc... they just aren't "interfacing with a computer" savvy...

Everyone has their own areas of expertise, don't be a dick...

Hi - can you please make a new Intel Xeon MP topic?

Yeah, I know the type

The next weeks special IBM offers (in usd, no salestax)

x3650 M2 XQC(E5520)2.26/2x2Gb/2½ SA/MR10i/2x675W 2.780
X3450 2x XQC(5420)2.8/4GB/SA/1x600w 1.600
x3650 M2 XQC(E5506)2.13/2x1Gb/1x675W 2.980
x350 PIII 700/512/SC 380
IBM X346 Xeon 3.2/1024/0 HDD/U320 400
IBM x365, 2xXeon MP 3.0GHz/400MHz, 4MB, 2GB, O/Bay 430
RD120 E5420 2.5/2gb/2x500gb/8K/2x835W 2.500
x3850M2 XQC 2x(E7320)2.13/4Gb/SA 2,5"/2x1400W 11.000
x3200 M2 QC X3320 2.5/1Gb/MB/SS/BR10i/1x400W 1.300
x3455 ODC (2216) 2.4/1Gb/80ST/650W 1.000
x3455 2 x ODC(2222) 3.0/1Gb/80Gb ST 1.440
x3550 M2 XQC(E5504)2.0/2x1Gb/1x675W 2.380
x3550 XQC(E5420)2.5/2Gb/SA 2,5''/Combo/1x670W 1.960
x3850 XMP3.66/2Gb/SA/2½/1x1300W 1.400
x3755 AMD DC (8212)2.0GHz/2X512mb/0xSAS 1.600
x250 PIII 900/512/SC/1x250W 380
x366 Xeon 3.66GHz/2GB/OB 1.040
x360 2x XMP2.0/2Gb/SC/2x370W 5.000
x3655 ODC(2220)2.8/1Gb/2.5'' SA/1x835W 1.180
x3455 2.6/1Gb/80 ST 1.380
x255 XMP2.8/1Gb/SC/2x370W 900
x360 2x X1.6/2Gb/SC/1x370W 2.400
IBM x3850 Xeon MP 3.16/2Gb/1x1300W 2.800
x3850 XDC(7020) 2.67/2GB/0x SAS 2,5"/1x1300w 2.900
x3850 XMP3.16/2Gb/SA/2½/2x1300W 3.400
x460-MXE NO proc/No memory/0 SAS/0 CD 1.200
x3755 AMD 2x ODC(8220)2.8GHz/4Gb/SAS/1x1500W 3.600
NF 3000 P700/64/0 170
x3650 XQC(E5420)2.5/2Gb/2½ SA/1x835W 2.460

back in dallas my dad was president/ceo of a massive private travel company, worked in a 12 story office building the company owned, made multi-million dollar decisions daily...

And had to have his secretary turn his computer on and get into his email because he didn't know how.


And now years later he is giving me shit because I still check my email on a computer and not through a PDA. LOL

And notebooks

S10e N270 1.6/2x512/80+4/10.2/Wi/C/3c/XPH-Rød 399
X300 SL7100 1.2/2Gb/64/13.3WX+/MB/Wi/B/F/C/3c/VB 1.900
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/80/12.1WX/Wi/B/C/9c/VB 1.400
T400 P8600 2.4/2Gb/80/14.1WX/CB/Wi/WU/B/F/6c/XP 1.140
T400 P8400 2.26/2Gb/250/14.1WX/CB/Wi/3G/B/VB +XP 1.440
X61Tb L7500 1.6/1Gb/80/B/F/3G/4c/VB 1.220
X200 Tb SL9300 1.6/1Gb/160/12.1WX/Wi/3GU/B/F/4c/VB 1.480
T400 P8400 2.26/2GB/160/14.1WX/CB/Wi/4c/XP 1.340
T400 P8400 2.26/3Gb/100-72/14.1WX/MB/Wi/B/4c/VB 1.300
T400 P8400 2.26/2Gb/80/14.1WX/DVD/Wi/3GU/6c/VB 1.320
X200 P8400 2.26/1Gb/160-72/12.1WX/Wi/B/6c/VB 1.480
X61Tb L7300 1.4/1GB/120/12.1/Wi/4C/VB 1.000
X200 P8400 2.26/1Gb/160/12.1WX/WU/4c/XP 1.400
T400 P8400 2.26/1Gb/80/14.1WX/CB/Wi/B/F/6c/VB 1.280
X61Tb L7300 1.4/1GB/100-72/12.1X/Wi/8c/VB 900
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/160/12.1WX/Wi/4c/XP 1.340
S10e N270 1.6/1Gb/160/10.1/Wi/B/C/3c/XPH/black 370
T400 P8400 2.26/1Gb/80/14.1WX/MB/Wi/B/F/C/6c/VB 1.460
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/160/12.1WX/Wi/B/VB +XP 1.340
S10e N270 1.6/512Mb/80/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/XPH 370
S10e N270 1.6/1.5Gb/160/10.1 WX/Wi/B/C/6c/SUSE 520
SL500 T5670 1.8/4Gb/320/15.4WX/MB/Wi/B/F/C/DOS 960
W700 T9400 2.5/2x1Gb/160/17WX+/MB/Wi/B/F/C/9c/VB 2.700
T400 P8400 2.26/4Gb/160/WX/CB/B/Wi/6c/VB 1.200
S10e N270 1.6/1Gb/160/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/XH 480
T400 P8400 2.26/1GB/80/14.1WX/CB/Wi/B/F/6c/DOS 1.160
T400 P8400 2.26/2Gb/160/14.1WX/CB/Wi/3G/B/6c/XP 1.380
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/80/12.1WX/Wi/3GU/B/9c/XP 1.340
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/80/12.1WX/9c/Wi/XPP/VB lic 1.480
T400 P8600 2.4/2Gb/160/14.1WX/VB 1.420
T400 P8600 2.4/2Gb/160/14.1WX/CB/Wi/B/F/6c/XP 1.180
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/80/12.1WX/Wi/B/9c/VB 1.400
X200S TJEK SPECS 1.160
R500 T5870 2.0/1Gb/80/15.4WX/MB/Wi/B/6c/VB 1.080
SL500 T1600 1.66/1Gb/160/15.4WX/MB/Wi/3G/B/F/C/XPP 750
S10e N270 1.6/1Gb/80/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/XPH 520
S10e N270 1.6/2Gb/160/10.1 WX/Wi/B/C/6c/SUSE 480
T400 P8400 2.26/2Gb/160/14.1WX/MB/Wi/3GU/9c/VB 1.400
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/160/12.1/Wi/B/6c/VB 1.360
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/80/12.1WX/MB/VB 1.400
X200 P8400 2.26/1Gb/80/12.1WX/Wi/B/VB 1.320
X200 P8600 2.4/2Gb/160/12.1/Wi/WW/B/VB 1.440
T400 P8400 2.26/2Gb/160/14.1WX/CB/Wi/B/F/C/6c/VB 1.240
N200 T2390(1.86)512Mb/120/15.4WX/MB/Wi/B/F/6c/DOS 560
N200 T5750 2.0/2GB/160/15.4WX/MB/Wi/B/F/C/6c/XP 660
X60s L2400 1.66/1Gb/80/12.1X/Wi/B/F/4c/XP 840
X200 P8600 2.4/3Gb/160/12.1WX/B/F/6c/XP 1.300
TJEK T5870 2.0/2Gb/MB/Wi/3G/F/B/C/TJEK 0
W700 T9400 2.53/2Gb/160-72/17WX+/Wi/MB/F/B/VB 2.600
T400 P8600 2.4/2Gb/250/14.1WX+/MB/Wi/3G/B/F/6c/VB 1.240
T400 P8600 2.4/2Gb/160-72/14.1WX/MB/Wi/3GU/4c/VB 1.460
S10e N270 1.6/1Gb/80/4Gb SSD/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/XPH 400
S10e N270 1.6/512Mb/80/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/SUSE 340
S10e N270 1.6/1Gb/80/4Gb SSD/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/XPH 370
S10e N270 1.6/1.5GB/160/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/SuSe 380
S10e N270 1.6/512Mb/80/4Gb SSD/10.1/Wi/C/3c/XPH 370
S10e N270 1.6/1Gb/160/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/XPH 420
S10e N270 1.6/1Gb/80/10.1/Wi/B/C/3c/SUSE 440
S10e N270 1.6/1Gb/160/10.1/Wi/B/C/6c/XPH/Hvid 380
T400 P8400 2.26/2Gb/250/14.1WX/MB/Wi/F/C/VB 1.360
T400 P8600 2.4/2GB/160/14.1WX/MB/Wi/B/F/C/6c/VB 1.420
T400 P8400 2.26/1Gb/80/14.1WX/MB/Wi/B/F/6c/VB 1.280
T400 P7370 2.0/2Gb/160/14.1WX/DVD/Wi/3G/6c/VB 1.200
T400 TJEK SPECS 1.160
T400 P8400 2.26/2Gb/160-72/14.1WX/DVD/Wi/B/6c/XP 1.160
X200 Tb SL9300 1.6/2Gb/160/12.1WX/Wi/8c/VB 1.260
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/160/12.1WX/Wi/B/F/4c/VB 1.300
X200 P8400 2.26/4Gb/250/12.1WX/Wi/B/9c/VB 1.260
X200 P8600 2.4/2Gb/160/12.1WX/Wi/B/F/6c/VB 1.300
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/80/12.1WX/Wi/B/6c/XP 1.340
X200 P8400 2.26/2Gb/80/12.1WX/Wi/3GU/B/9c/VB 1.240
X200 P8600 2.4/2Gb/160/12.1/Wi/B/C/6c/VB 1.180
X200 P8600 2.4/2Gb/80/12.1WX/Wi/3G/B/C/6c/VB 1.160
X61Tb L7300 1.4/2Gb/60/12.1X/Wi/B/VH 1.000

those are in stock btw.

Not a surfer... but you should have posted a poll with this, it's a valid question.

:D

I'm just a sexy girl....

whats a pornhub?

I get a message on my computer that say "Press any key to continue" my keyboard doesn't have an any key.. What do I do? HELP! ;)

what Yngwie, you do not have an "any" key?
it should be next to the "Ctrl" and "Porn" key.
if you cannot find it, please check the computerstore, looks like it has been stolen from the keyboard, I blame tubes

What about all the posts you see here daily with people running P4's and shit for their computer systems?

Blows my mind.

I guess I will have to buy a new keyboard. haha ;)

There are no beaches in Winnipeg, so I can't be a surfer.

:hi I'm only here for the titties !!!

We get it - you're an Einstein.

What is interpolation and how does it effect the quality of a photo?

I have spoken to a few content "producers" who dont even know what the fuck FTP is.

Makes you wonder hey.

No.. I never said that.. I'm saying that this place is full of self proclaimed boy wonders who evidently can't operate their own computer systems
I think half of these people are surfers!

Interpolation?
Don't make me go wikipedia on you!

At least they accept western union

i never seen a purpose in being a surfer
your here to serve or get served

aren't you the guy who can't get an erection if you smoke a cigarette?

I checked Wikipedia.... unless your a mathematician with a minor in photography you won't have a clue on how to answer that question. :warning

No genius.. I can't FUCK if I DON'T SMOKE... even then I still harden up for a blowjob.
Learn to read

i am the big Kahuna

From what it says here on this photography site.. it seems like it's just what it sounds like..
"The software adds pixels to an image based on the value of surrounding pixels, thereby increasing its resolution."

How that effects photography.. hell I don't know... I'm not a photographer

Can't get it up unless he sticks a tube in his mouth and sucks on it. No issues there!

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I'm just an animal with a deadly wound...

Ok seriously, whose fake nick is this?

What's windows?

I love your posts you dumbass
They really are the best on this board
No sarcasm meant at all I love that stupid post avatar

People make money online? That sounds fun. Someone tell me how please!!!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I never thought surfing would make me so much money :love2suck:kisskiss

I wouldn't have expected you to know.

GFYers are a diversity of expertise - not all are "uber webmasters" (and if they were...who'd produce the content?)

:thumbsup

Granted, I'm 45 and been into computers for nearly 20 years - but I've always considered there are no dumb questions.

I would hope not.
I never claimed to be a photographer.
Why don't you explain it to us, then?

I knew a webmaster who did well over 1000 new joins a month who never heard of an FTP program. Uploaded all his sites/pages/images one at a time through Dreamweaver. It happens, im sure not very often but it does.

True story.

I sell domains. Sure I'm sort of a webmaster too as I run a few sites, but none as of yet are adult so technically on this board, despite doing a lot of business here, I AM a surfer. :P