I shot a dog last night - Animal lovers, do not read this thread.
 

The street I live on in Thailand is LITTERED with street dogs. In fact, all of Thailand has them, but my street is pretty bad. Nasty dogs that will give you rabies if they bite you. They chase you every time you leave or come into the street. Their assholes hanging out, red, swollen, tits dragging on the ground, dogs dragging their itchy asses on the pavement... real fucked up dogs. The kind you want NOTHING to do with.

The locals like to "keep" them, but they don't take care of them. They throw out scraps for them to eat and then beat them with sticks from time to time for no reason at all.

Before I kill one, I tell the locals about the dog in question, the one that tried to bite me, and warm them that if he does it again, I will kill it. At first they didn't listen to me, so I killed a couple with machetes and put their heads on the fence posts so all the locals could see them when they woke up at sunrise. After that, I have not had to kill many dogs until last night.

One of the locals got this big fucking monster of a dog and it has been chasing me on my bike daily. It's chasing everyone, trying to bite them. It bit a little kid in the face (local kid) and this poor kid is ruined for life now. The locals did nothing. I went down with my machete and hit that fucking thing in the head, and it didn't die!!! Blood everywhere, but days later, it's STILL chasing people!!!! It's like a zombie dog.

So, last night after it tried again to bite me as I drove by, I borrowed the neighbors 9mm, walked down the street and shot that fucker 5 times. It took 3 to put him down!!! Then I drug this monster to my place, cut his head off, and took the head back to the persons house who was feeding it, and sat it on their porch.

Today I went out and had to pass what is usually a army of dogs. There was not a dog in sight and all of the locals were mad eye balling me as I drove by. I'm curious to see how long they will keep the dogs in line this time.

Well that sucks

Thanks for posting.


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Well, Michael Vick was nowhere to be found, so I have to take matters into my own hands sometimes.

Did you eat it?

Your life sucks man. Sounds like you live in the fucking slums.

No, but I've eaten dog before in North East Thailand and in Vietnam. It's quite good. Try it if you get the chance.

Sounds like you have never been to Thailand. :2 cents:

Check this pic out! :thumbsup

It looks bad, but you would be shocked at how delicious it is. You just can't think of them as pets. If you eat cow, chicken, beef, kangaroo, and God knows what else, why not a dog?

pics or it never happened.

Ha! OK, I will take pics of the next one I have to kill. It's not a pretty site, I will warn you now.

Fun times.

You shouldn't do drugs.

I would assume it would taste like chicken? haha

I know when I have eaten rabbit and snake they both tasted like chicken. Just a bit gamy

So you would let a street dog keep biting little kids in the face? :thumbsup

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You still shouldn't do drugs. Killing dogs is OK.

They should make a movie about this shit....

I don't even know if this is true, or some BS you made up, but even as a dog lover myself, I agree with what you did -- except for the head on a stick thing. I mean seriously, what the fuck?

Some pretty bad fucker street dogs in Russia too.

It's a shame that the dogs had to be killed, but if they're rabid and attacking people... then there's not many alternatives. No one wants to see children killed by wild animals. Your method of killing is pretty brutal though. Chopping off their heads is a pretty savage thing to do.

Next time, chop of the head of the biggest dog and wear his head as a mask and run around and scare the locals. Do this at night. Who knows... you may become the equivalent of Batman. Every town needs a vigilante.

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A dog that bites out of aggresiveness and not out of defense should be put down as he will bite again and again and again.
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As much as I am an animal lover, out of control stray dogs are dangerous.

i have no issue with this what so ever.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh They already think I'm crazy. That would be over the top, bah shit crazy. :thumbsup I could also eat its heart to possess it's power.

I will add, I've called the police many, many times to do something about this. They do not help. I've even called some local animal groups, but there are just too many wild dogs in the area to get them all. It's not like I just run around looking for dogs to kill. I would never kill one unless I had to because it was trying to harm me or others.

Regarding the brutality of cutting of their heads... they are dead. Dead is dead. I do this to show the local Thai people to keep those dogs out of my way or they will end up on their fence.

Waiting for the pics...

thailand is one huge slum. i don't know why anyone would want to live there besides pedophiles and those running from the law.

man sounds like you trying to have a unstable place to live u might want to get a gat 9mm

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Yea, sounds like you know all about the place then.

I agree with Jean here....

Good job DWB, now we need pics of hot Thai trannies.

sounds like hell from what you post and other stuff i've read.

Business must not be going so well.. that you had to move to the slums..

You remind me of Jim the Fiend, except that Jim was funny. And orginal. And intelligent.

Other than that, you're just like him.

Exactly.

You are a fucking MORON, a clueless one at that.

On the otherhand Im sure the people living there want you to think exactly what you think so please...stay away

Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

next time cut off the head of the guy feeding the dogs and stick on a fence post. that will clear shit up real fast :thumbsup

why you would live around that is beyond me.
That goes for both humans and dogs.

Find yourself a peice of heaven there instead, heck there much be enough places like that from what i hear anyways.

Seriously, why even worry about stepping outside in the morning.....

I hate dogs seen one hanging by a hook at a grocery store in china (sorry no pic):2 cents:

uh, there are endless paradises in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia. i could post pics all day from the times i've spent there (been there twice, 2008 for 6 months, 2009 for 3 months). the northern region of Thailand is pure mountains and jungle, certainly not a slum lol... and the remote southern islands on the Adaman sea (west coast of Thailand) are the most beautiful ones i've ever seen (and i have traveled most of the world). watch "The Beach" to get a vague idea of what i'm talking about. i've actually been to that beach, it's actual name is Maya Bay, and it's just unbelievably gorgeous. i've camped there several times, it never gets old.

Bangkok is tons of fun, but i/we don't really like spending all that much time there, too dirty, too noisy, lots of scams. but once you put on the 1000 yard stare and learn how to deal with locals, it's actually pretty fun in small doses. hell, it's super fun.

regarding the dogs, yeah they are everywhere, even on the islands. cats too, jesus there are a lot of cats. we had a pack of dogs following us once on koh tao, they didn't attack, but they came very close. my cousin and i picked up thick tree branches and were ready for battle. the only other time i had trouble with dogs was on the island of koh lipe (about 1 hour north by boat from langkawi, malaysia)... we were a little drunk and you have to walk through the jungle to get back to the place were staying at (around an hour walk), forgot our headlamps so we were stumbling around in the dark, and took a wrong turn and ended up walking into a monk's monastery, the dog's went crazy, still, none of us (there were 4 of us) got bitten.

holy blabbermouth lol

Damn thats crazy. had no idea it was that bad there.

when i lived in downtown LA there was always dogs roaming the streets but never really bothered anyone, always kept to themselves. Occasionally would see a homeless person fight with one, but nothing bad.

i remember seeing someone run over a chicken that was in the street and someone came out yelling at them. guess it was either a pet or food :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That'll teach em. Showem some good ole american ASS KICKIN ! I can't wait to visit so I can abuse the natives too. I love to hangout in places where everyone is smaller then me

Killing a rabid dog that bites people shouldn't offend animal lovers (unless they're fucking retarded). I have a dog and I would still kill a rabid dog if it tried to bite me, especially if I know about it biting a little kid in the face.

People who were too stupid to kill something that bit a young boys face off should be killed themselves... for them to be angry and mad that you did something they should have had the human decency to do themselves, instead of thanking you, they should be killed for that, too. I'd kill half the neighborhood in a situation like that and I'm not just saying that. I'd do some block cleaning with a MAC-10 and an SKS (I prefer SKS to AK for some reason.. I can hit just about anything with an SKS .. with the irons)

Fuck those excuses for human beings
They let something go that dismembered a young boy
You did right

The guy next door to me has this piece of shit, ugly, stupid looking piece of barking shit it's kept me awake forever now. He doesn't give a damn, use to be older respectful people and this use to be a high end neighborhood. No more. I've been over there screaming at him, had animal control out, the sheriff, the cops, nothing happens. It's good old boy hell so if I kill the dog or fuck up the guy I'm doomed.

I'll get that son of a bitch some day. I'm the slow and silent revenge type. Fuck with me. I let it pass. A few years later you're wondering who cancelled your insurance policy and smashed your car to hell. I'm a sweetheart of a guy but not to be fucked with.

Say anything you want to me, about me, what the fuck ever... fuck with my FOOD, SLEEP or MONEY and I will rape your world

Those extreme animal lovers are a crazy bunch of clowns.
They care more ALOT MORE about animals than human beings.
Look at that stupid fucking bullshit show animal police.. children all over the city starving and suffering abuse, not enough in the budget, but let's have animal police .. :disgust

I smell a lot of Western elitism in this thread. If DWB is happy where he is, then everyone else shouldn't give him shit for deciding to live there. Any well travelled person will know that the world is an incredibly diverse place in which people live in vastly disparate conditions, and that "poor" does not always equal "terrible to live there".

When I was in Peru, I was surrounded by people who were amazingly poor, by our standards. Those same people happened to be the kindest, most wonderful people I have ever had the privelage of spending time with. Furthermore, they were humble and not totally enslaved by ambition for fortune like so many of us are, which made their lives much less stressful, and allowed them to focus on family and matters of the self much more.

That said, I'm sure there are many wonderful things about living in Thailand, or most any other country for that matter, and I wouldn't let the fact that a country has shitty neighborhoods (god knows the US has plenty too) deter one from appreciating all the culturally rich benefits that living abroad can have.

:2 cents:

rofl @ DWB i'd have done the same thing.

Gotta love when people actually think they're worth more than animals - just because they got a bigger brain :)

Yeah. Fuck eliteism or whatever the fuck you said. I grew out of that by the time I was in my early early twenties. Or maybe even sooner. As a white black kid I know first hand how eliteism affects people on both sides of the fence. I've never heard that word before. It makes sense.

Dogs, I hate most dogs. This one next door I feel bad for it some times even though I hate it. Guy leaves it out when it's -1 with -15 windchill.. icecycles all over its face
Leaves it alone 23.5/7... screaming for attention