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I need a slogan for a mature site
I need a slogan or something catchy to put on top of my galleries to promote a mature site.
I want something hot and eye catching some slogans I thought up were - Hot Sex with Older Women! - Older Women Wanted! - Where Grannies come to Fuck! stuff like that any suggestions? |
Hey, you can teach an old dog new tricks!
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olympic senior champions of sexual intercourse
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oh grandma! what the fuck!
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How Granny got her groove back.
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A new Grandma fucked every night, yours could be next
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Your Mom
A fail proof phrase that you've all used at some point. |
Mature sluts love cock
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Bingo and Blowjobs
Golden Girls XXX Cocks, Granny, and Hard Candy Our hot grannies suck you off and send you a check for $5 for your birthday |
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" Ewwww... " ?
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Used Pussy, Used Pussy... Come Get Your Used Pussy!!!
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Just ripped!
Older and bolder. |
Fixodent: the perfect lube!
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Mature women dickin' their way to the graveyard!
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Lol some of these are great, thanks!
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Wrinkled Skin, Deeper In
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"Your mom can be the next!"
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Old and Bold .. when we say she is hanging out .. we really mean she is hanging out ..
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Dry Vagina Can Still Be Good, Just Add Lube!
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Granny Slammin'
Gum Jobs Denture Debauchery Group Grope Granny BiCentennial BlowJobs Geriatric Gang Bang Senior Citizen Sex Bus (not so fast) Granny on Granny Action Creamed Crochet Action Granny-mania Super-Dry |
"I'd hit it, but it might break."
heh. |
hit it, don't quit it
let's fuck before the coroner gets it |
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come and see the wizard's sleeves
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A very old one
It's widely used in Brazil pop culture for dedades.
I will translate: - Old pan is the one that makes the tasty food! http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/br/bruno-f...4399_pan_2.jpg - :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup here your go! |
Mom?!?!?
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In the words of Dave Chapelle...
"Granny Don't!!!" |
Old Pussy is Good Pussy
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I'll fuck till my last grey hair goes
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Still fucking .. till I drop DEAD ! |
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Raunchy and Wrinkled!
Half Dead and Horny! |
Grannys...Don't Mock em till you try em
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Older is better
They're not old, they're better Older babes don't tell and don't swell |
Grannies don't bite
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Since I have to sell old ugly pussy for a living, I am a master pitch writer.....I could write slogans all day if I was inspired.... The slogan for my site that I haven't used in a long time is kind of long but it's "Fat, Skinny, Old, Young, Baldheaded, Crippled....If she has a pussy, she's qualified"... |
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
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