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clickhappy 09-01-2009 01:54 AM

I need a slogan for a mature site
 
I need a slogan or something catchy to put on top of my galleries to promote a mature site.
I want something hot and eye catching

some slogans I thought up were
- Hot Sex with Older Women!
- Older Women Wanted!
- Where Grannies come to Fuck!

stuff like that
any suggestions?

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sicone 09-01-2009 02:21 AM

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epitome 09-01-2009 02:27 AM

Your Mom

A fail proof phrase that you've all used at some point.

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sexandcash 09-01-2009 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16260727)
A new Grandma fucked every night, yours could be next

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh::1orglaugh

seeandsee 09-01-2009 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 16260664)
I need a slogan or something catchy to put on top of my galleries to promote a mature site.
I want something hot and eye catching

some slogans I thought up were
- Hot Sex with Older Women!
- Older Women Wanted!
- Where Grannies come to Fuck!

stuff like that
any suggestions?

you pay for best? :D

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clickhappy 09-01-2009 08:30 AM

Lol some of these are great, thanks!

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tranza 09-01-2009 08:33 AM

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Robocrop 09-01-2009 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16260727)
A new Grandma fucked every night, yours could be next

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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bloggingseo 09-01-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16260712)
olympic senior champions of sexual intercourse

LOL, that's pretty good :2 cents:

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jack.nasty 09-01-2009 04:16 PM

A very old one
 
It's widely used in Brazil pop culture for dedades.
I will translate:
-
Old pan is the one that makes the tasty food!
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/br/bruno-f...4399_pan_2.jpg
-
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
here your go!

react 09-01-2009 06:28 PM

Mom?!?!?

Blackamooka 09-01-2009 06:37 PM

In the words of Dave Chapelle...

"Granny Don't!!!"

BVF 09-01-2009 06:39 PM

Old Pussy is Good Pussy

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I'll fuck till my last grey hair goes

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or

Still fucking .. till I drop DEAD !

clickhappy 09-01-2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16264557)
Old Pussy is Good Pussy

Thats a really good one, thanks

JJSLIMM 09-01-2009 09:06 PM

Raunchy and Wrinkled!
Half Dead and Horny!

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Older is better
They're not old, they're better
Older babes don't tell and don't swell

Apolon 09-01-2009 10:40 PM

Grannies don't bite

BVF 09-01-2009 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 16264813)
Thats a really good one, thanks

You're welcome..

Since I have to sell old ugly pussy for a living, I am a master pitch writer.....I could write slogans all day if I was inspired....

The slogan for my site that I haven't used in a long time is kind of long but it's "Fat, Skinny, Old, Young, Baldheaded, Crippled....If she has a pussy, she's qualified"...

Jakke PNG 09-01-2009 10:52 PM

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