My cock has been in so many different races of women i had to get it its own passport
 

Lasttime i was at boarder services in the USA as some of you may recall and they wouldnt let me in. the department of homelan security told me he saw me post on GFY about all the hot different raced women i have had sex with.

well anyway long story short he said that my cock would need its own passporte to travel. it has just arrive and i can travel to the USA again. :thumbsup

You didn't have to get a passport also for your tongue?

You selfish bastard.

Youre a bad bad man

You rawk so hard on the Internet.

I hope to be as cool as you one day! :1orglaugh

Maybe you can get them to stamp it at customs.

ONE BADDDDDD MAMA JAMA


dont waste your time trying unless you are re incarnated as some sort of dolphin then you have no hope. even then you will be the gay dolphin.

i actually have a tongue ring and that is my main thing is licking down a chick WOOT WOOT. i dont even have to get off i love diving in, they get so wet i have to put on water wings.

i had to build a dock on the edge of my bed just so i wouldnt drift down sea.

:1orglaugh

it will look like lipstick a girlfriend wouldnt recognize.

What did you have to get it for all the different races of man it's been in?

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:1orglaugh LOL @ dolphins=gay sharks

I'm interested in exactly how many women you have boned and what nationalities you have covered. hehehe
Any that are still on the list to accomplish?

any beautiful woman is an accomplishment. :pimp

the only one i am missing is a black chick, and i would love some dark chocolate! even some milk chocolate then we are in business!

im not about numbers i am about quality of women. :pimp

That's nothing. My cock has had so many different global strains of STDs, along with a few that were named after me, Hollywood is making a movie about it.

my cock has so many miles on it the mechanics were ready to drop a new engine in and they realized my it was already fully horse powered.

My cock was refused entry to Africa. They said it was too dirty for them.

the international colors of meta man!!!

When asked how to eliminate racism he replied, "everybody just needs to fuck everybody till theres no more color left."

how'd your passport photo come out LOL?

He looked like a dick. :)

looked the same as his personal one

There aren't that many colored fleshlights anymore...