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DavieVegas 09-02-2009 10:35 PM

ALL Michael Jacksons Kids Have Different Biological Fathers Accept 1 *WHOA*
 
Ok, I am a firm believer that just because you donate sperm does not give you the right to all of a sudden claim your kids but you guys have to read this.

Real father of Paris - Mark Lester

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/show...rk-Lester.html
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/inco...-of-Paris.html

Price real father is supposably Dr. Arnold Kelin. His old Dermatologist

http://www.newspostonline.com/entert...-2009083167853
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/20...incent-kaplan/

The only real son of michael jackson was Omer Bhatti which Michael had a one night stand with some woman which led to the pop hit "Billy Jean". Confirmed that the mother said she was preggo with michaels kid and he wrote that song because he did not take a paternity test. He later did and boom it was a boy.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...8214623&page=1
Omar as a kid: https://youtube.com/watch?v=RgV9CTTymTA
http://www.celebrityjunglist.com/wp-...er-bhatti3.jpg
Omar Now: http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uplo...mer-bhatti.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v9nTKD7D57...st-photo-2.jpg

Think thats weird? Look who is suppose to be linked to blanket.

Macaulay Culkin is the real sperm giver for Blanket.

http://www.theinsider.com/news/27813...ichael_blanket

Now sure about that one above because blanket looks identical to Omer Bhatti when Omar was a kid.

Ok, my point to all this is WOW. MJ asked everyone of these people who were close to him to donate for sperm for kids. Now, the only 1 that def is his kid is the omar bhatti and hes 25 the oldest. This is insane.

SomeCreep 09-02-2009 10:39 PM

It's a sick world we're living in.

rowan 09-02-2009 10:39 PM

Holy shit!






... Michael Jackson had sexual intercourse with a woman???

ilbb 09-02-2009 10:43 PM

ooopss failed

Owner 09-02-2009 10:43 PM

Blanket's new name is Nut Rag

Monique Niccole 09-02-2009 10:47 PM

Where's the 'WOW'? Did anyone really think any of these kids came from his sperm?

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-02-2009 10:48 PM

And after all this, they are burying him in my little town which I was born and raised in. Glendale, Ca. WHY ME!!!

All do respect, I was a fan.

robfantasy 09-02-2009 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somecreep (Post 16269991)
it's a sick world we're living in.

lololololololol

DavieVegas 09-02-2009 10:58 PM

I just dont understand why all different fathers lol. i mean donate your own or have some damn sex. He did it once already geez. I was a huge fan of this guy music wise, so none of this changes that but its just mind blowing

Robbie 09-02-2009 11:10 PM

I don't see anything wrong with it. Hell, it's nobodies business in my opinion.

Having said that...my guess as to why he used other people for sperm donors instead of himself would be this:
The guy was obviously taking massive amounts of female hormones. Not only to satisfy his desire to kinda be Dianna Ross, but also it kept his vocal range real high (similar to the "Castrato" of old times). I don't believe he could get an erection or have any fertile sperm taking that much female hormone.

Dirty Dane 09-02-2009 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16270034)
I don't see anything wrong with it. Hell, it's nobodies business in my opinion.

lol yeah, like the gang bang produced by this industry is less wow :1orglaugh :pimp

born2blog 09-02-2009 11:26 PM

wow, I'm sure many people will be shocked to hear this

sexandcash 09-02-2009 11:32 PM

I'll believe it after I see this reported by credible news sources-"news" from The Hollywood Gossip doesn't cut it for me-everyone wants a piece of Michael now that he's dead and everyone is going to claim to be the father of those children. I'm of the opinion "lets wait and see."

shimmy2 09-03-2009 12:07 AM

i still dont think the niggas dead. unlike 2pac and biggie, MJ has the $, clout, and brains to pull off a swordfish type of op. probably a stunt corpse in the casket. i'm sure he could afford several, and like anyone could really truthfully identify his body and dental recs if they had to.

JFK 09-03-2009 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by born2blog (Post 16270065)
wow, I'm sure many people will be shocked to hear this

I am for one is Shocked:eek2

pornocruto 09-03-2009 02:41 AM

I am for one not giving a rats ass.

DavieVegas 09-03-2009 02:50 AM

Iv been shocked...

slavdogg 09-03-2009 02:58 AM

the only missing from this story is MJ's gay sex tape

Rangermoore 09-03-2009 03:14 AM

Your Funny

brassmonkey 09-03-2009 04:17 AM

congratzz man hahaha

RadicalSights 09-03-2009 04:25 AM

he was nutty and fruity.

hey brassmonkey. get back to work!

CaptainHowdy 09-03-2009 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 16269991)
It's a sick world we're living in.

I'm not surprised or disgusted at all...

DaddyHalbucks 09-03-2009 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 16269999)
Blanket's new name is Nut Rag

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scott McD 09-03-2009 07:37 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...riller-cat.jpg

ShellyCrash 09-03-2009 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas (Post 16270025)
I just dont understand why all different fathers lol. i mean donate your own or have some damn sex.

I don't think any of these kids are his. Probably has more to do with his own adversion to his appearance and ethnicity than anything. :2 cents:

Jade509 09-03-2009 09:39 AM

crazy shit

seeandsee 09-03-2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas (Post 16269987)
Ok, I am a firm believer that just because you donate sperm does not give you the right to all of a sudden claim your kids but you guys have to read this.

Real father of Paris - Mark Lester

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/show...rk-Lester.html
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/inco...-of-Paris.html

Price real father is supposably Dr. Arnold Kelin. His old Dermatologist

http://www.newspostonline.com/entert...-2009083167853
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/20...incent-kaplan/

The only real son of michael jackson was Omer Bhatti which Michael had a one night stand with some woman which led to the pop hit "Billy Jean". Confirmed that the mother said she was preggo with michaels kid and he wrote that song because he did not take a paternity test. He later did and boom it was a boy.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...8214623&page=1
Omar as a kid: https://youtube.com/watch?v=RgV9CTTymTA
http://www.celebrityjunglist.com/wp-...er-bhatti3.jpg
Omar Now: http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uplo...mer-bhatti.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v9nTKD7D57...st-photo-2.jpg

Think thats weird? Look who is suppose to be linked to blanket.

Macaulay Culkin is the real sperm giver for Blanket.

http://www.theinsider.com/news/27813...ichael_blanket

Now sure about that one above because blanket looks identical to Omer Bhatti when Omar was a kid.

Ok, my point to all this is WOW. MJ asked everyone of these people who were close to him to donate for sperm for kids. Now, the only 1 that def is his kid is the omar bhatti and hes 25 the oldest. This is insane.

sick shit!

Fletch XXX 09-03-2009 09:49 AM

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/mult...808_52330a.jpg

that his wife or daughter? LOL

tranza 09-03-2009 10:01 AM

That doesn't surprise me!

flashfire 09-03-2009 10:30 AM

if he raised the kids they are his

Manowar 09-03-2009 10:30 AM

pretty fucking insane

DavieVegas 09-03-2009 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16272217)

I think daughter

Jman 09-03-2009 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16270034)
I don't see anything wrong with it. Hell, it's nobodies business in my opinion.

Having said that...my guess as to why he used other people for sperm donors instead of himself would be this:
The guy was obviously taking massive amounts of female hormones. Not only to satisfy his desire to kinda be Dianna Ross, but also it kept his vocal range real high (similar to the "Castrato" of old times). I don't believe he could get an erection or have any fertile sperm taking that much female hormone.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Robbie, you'll probably mess up the entire board if you make to much sense... If GFY goes down it'll be on you :winkwink:

DavieVegas 09-03-2009 12:13 PM

Lol @ ^.....

DonovanTrent 09-03-2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas (Post 16269987)
The only real son of michael jackson was Omer Bhatti which Michael had a one night stand with some woman which led to the pop hit "Billy Jean". Confirmed that the mother said she was preggo with michaels kid and he wrote that song because he did not take a paternity test. He later did and boom it was a boy.

The song's a few years older than he is, Thriller was released at the end of 1982 and written way before that, and Bhatti was born May 12, 1984. Did his mom have a 3 year long pregnancy?

http://i27.tinypic.com/op4phz.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16270034)
I don't see anything wrong with it. Hell, it's nobodies business in my opinion.

Having said that...my guess as to why he used other people for sperm donors instead of himself would be this:
The guy was obviously taking massive amounts of female hormones. Not only to satisfy his desire to kinda be Dianna Ross, but also it kept his vocal range real high (similar to the "Castrato" of old times). I don't believe he could get an erection or have any fertile sperm taking that much female hormone.

Agreed 100%, who the hell cares. Personally, I think he didn't want to use his own sperm because he didn't want to pass on his genetic traits, namely vitiligo plus a few others he was rumored to have.

digifan 09-03-2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 16269992)
Holy shit!






... Michael Jackson had sexual intercourse with a woman???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

beerptrol 09-03-2009 12:35 PM

Who cares, at least he left the means to support them.

Unlike the woman on Maury who had a shit load of kids by different men, and had to bring on a whole football team and have them take dna tests to see who fathered whom cause she screwed em all.

katharos 09-03-2009 01:06 PM


DonovanTrent 09-03-2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 16272957)
Who cares, at least he left the means to support them.

Unlike the woman on Maury who had a shit load of kids by different men, and had to bring on a whole football team and have them take dna tests to see who fathered whom cause she screwed em all.

Yeah, or her.

http://i28.tinypic.com/tarlfb.jpg

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-03-2009 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16273229)

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

katharos 09-03-2009 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16273229)

ufo in 2009? thats scifi

GrouchyAdmin 09-03-2009 01:32 PM

Mike must have been so drunk - or she was so ugly - that he couldn't tell she wasn't a drag queen.

Titan 09-03-2009 01:43 PM

MJ is the most fucked up person ever

GrouchyAdmin 09-03-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16273323)
MJ was the most fucked up person ever

Fixed for proper tense.

TubeTitans_SusieQ 09-03-2009 01:49 PM

what a big ass mess...

TubeTitans_SusieQ 09-03-2009 01:50 PM

http://i28.tinypic.com/tarlfb.jpg[/QUOTE]

OH MY CHRIST

mpahlca 09-03-2009 02:11 PM

no offense intended to the poster but when did the fucking news of the world become a news source? I am stunned it doesnt have him alive in the story with a giant monkey growing out of his back as where he put bubbles.

VeriSexy 09-03-2009 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16273229)

Holy snappp

$5 submissions 09-03-2009 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16273229)

Human condominium

maxjohan 09-03-2009 08:36 PM

Bash michael all you guys want. He will get done in history
as one of the greatest.

Nothing is wrong with having your friends give sperm donations.

Geezz..

"get your own sperm" Well... It's nothing fucked up
about this at all.

More than the hysteria-dramatical types buhing and bahhing
on Internet message boards.

Nobody cries over wolf when Madonna and Angelina jolie adopts
their children from all over places.


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