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Jack Sparrow 09-07-2009 05:57 AM

HIRING: Coder that delivers quality in time! $$$
 
Hiring a coder!

The project:

You need to code a "traffic tracker" into our existing cms.
- Track incoming traffic: per site in our database, per country.
- Calculate it into a bonus. 10k from usa is xxx 10k from india is x etc.
- Registered members in our cms should be able to see this info.
- " " should be able to see a toplist based on the calculations.
- Stats should be resetable per day/week/month.

I need a serious coder, someone who can start working on this right away.
Payment will be half upfront half when project is finished. Price of this project is negotiable. If you cant do start doing this right away dont bother. If you think you can take months to get this done, same thing ;)

Buzz me or email me!

J. Falcon 09-07-2009 06:02 AM

Good luck with the search.

Jack Sparrow 09-07-2009 06:07 AM

Thanks! Hope theres a good guy around that wants to work for some nice cash :)

IllTestYourGirls 09-07-2009 06:12 AM

I should have gone to school as a coder. Everyone is always looking for one and they always seem to busy to take on new projects :pimp

Good luck with the search frisky.

Jack Sparrow 09-07-2009 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 16287650)
I should have gone to school as a coder. Everyone is always looking for one and they always seem to busy to take on new projects :pimp

Good luck with the search frisky.

Sam hit me up about that popunder spot bro.

fris 09-07-2009 06:25 AM

what cms? or is it your own? why not hire the creator to do it since he/she knows the code best.

Jack Sparrow 09-07-2009 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 16287675)
what cms? or is it your own? why not hire the creator to do it since he/she knows the code best.

mechbunnies

I think konrad is way to busy to get this done, he is a busy busy man :)
If you know someone who can fris, lemme know?

grumpy 09-07-2009 07:30 AM

maybe i can do it, will get back to you.

Jack Sparrow 09-07-2009 07:34 AM

Ok thanks, talking to some possible candidates right now!

Basic_man 09-07-2009 07:40 AM

Good luck with your project dude :thumbsup

Jack Sparrow 09-07-2009 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man (Post 16287939)
Good luck with your project dude :thumbsup

Thanks buddy!! :thumbsup:thumbsup

grumpy 09-07-2009 02:48 PM

i have to pass, no time

Jack Sparrow 09-07-2009 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 16289533)
i have to pass, no time

Ok no worries, talking to some people now, but if anyone wants to have a look and give me a quote let me know.

People that are good and reliable and fast on the job, can get a shitload of more work soon.

JD 09-08-2009 12:48 AM

talk to mrkris

Jack Sparrow 09-08-2009 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16290801)
talk to mrkris

Send him over ;)

Mr Pheer 09-08-2009 01:20 AM

I vote for StuartD

SeanLEE 09-08-2009 04:59 AM

After seeing your code-

We are not interested. ---

(You might want to check why you are using so much of your servers resources)

Best of luck Mr. Frisky

Gordon1 09-08-2009 05:00 AM

Good luck,i hope you will find someone

Dirty Lord 09-08-2009 05:01 AM

bump 4u!

Jack Sparrow 09-08-2009 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanLEE (Post 16291180)
After seeing your code-

We are not interested. ---

(You might want to check why you are using so much of your servers resources)

Best of luck Mr. Frisky

Seeing my code? LOL. You hacking into our cms and servers again sean, you know that will get you into more trouble right ;)

Ps. its not my code, but i will tell konrad from mechbunnies you said hi and how you dont love his work ;)

katharos 09-08-2009 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfrisky (Post 16291317)
Ps. its not my code, but i will tell konrad from mechbunnies you said hi and how you dont love his work ;)

now here i hear my clients from mainstream design times ... "its not our problem that the site is ugly and code is shit, we only copy from word and paste to your cms" ... or "why we cannot paste from word to your cms?" ... its not about the system, but about the user ... but its only my nostalgy, i dont say you are fucking code from mech bunny :winkwink:

SeanLEE 09-08-2009 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfrisky (Post 16291317)
Seeing my code? LOL. You hacking into our cms and servers again sean, you know that will get you into more trouble right ;)

Ps. its not my code, but i will tell konrad from mechbunnies you said hi and how you dont love his work ;)

Hacking... get real Mr. Frisky-
Im looking at your view source-

Dont be so uptight- your site looks good- your traffic is growing-

We would hope to be able to do business with you in the future.


Bump for Mr. Frisky!

Jack Sparrow 09-08-2009 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16291436)
now here i hear my clients from mainstream design times ... "its not our problem that the site is ugly and code is shit, we only copy from word and paste to your cms" ... or "why we cannot paste from word to your cms?" ... its not about the system, but about the user ... but its only my nostalgy, i dont say you are fucking code from mech bunny :winkwink:

Dont have a clue what you where saying there, but lol, whatever :)
I, was just stating, that konrad is the top coder ANYWHERE, so if some dumbass retard like seanlee thinks he can trash someone like konrad (who coded our site), i think he doesnt know where he is heading for :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanLEE (Post 16291449)
Hacking... get real Mr. Frisky-
Im looking at your view source-

Dont be so uptight- your site looks good- your traffic is growing-

We would hope to be able to do business with you in the future.


Bump for Mr. Frisky!

Errr yah sure, lol. What a coincidence that me and someone who is running the show behind the site are logged IN since half an hour, and we dont see anyone else in there that could see shit of what we have lol.

Keep trying however, its fun to see you make a fool out of yourself haha.

nation-x 09-08-2009 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanLEE (Post 16291449)
Hacking... get real Mr. Frisky-
Im looking at your view source

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2009/stupid-burns.jpg

pornguy 09-08-2009 07:21 AM

Hey frisky. I know someone who has the people that can do that for you ICQ me

k0nr4d 09-08-2009 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfrisky (Post 16291479)
Errr yah sure, lol. What a coincidence that me and someone who is running the show behind the site are logged IN since half an hour, and we dont see anyone else in there that could see shit of what we have lol.

Keep trying however, its fun to see you make a fool out of yourself haha.

I think he's talking about viewing the html source like in a browser

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-08-2009 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanLEE (Post 16291449)

We would hope to be able to do business with you in the future.

Unfortunately, mrfrisky only deals with people who have traffic. Your shitty site/service doesn't have any.


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