Koenig cheated me out of the iPorn domain?by Tryst,
 

I was the one that brought the iporn.com deal to Francis at AdultVest. It did not exist till I thought it up and took the initiative and the effort to put it together and get it to people that I thought could bring my vision to life. Boy did I fuck up by ever bringing Koenig into the mix.

When Apple introduced the 2nd generation iPod with video I secured the exclusive option to purchase the rights to the domain from the off-shore owner and to use the site in the interim, with periodic payments, till I paid it off. I had a small team in Canada build out a site that looked 10x better than the shit that's up there now.

Now I don't remember just how I heard of AdultVest, but from the moment I made my first call and spoke with someone there, I was just lied to. Over and over. I pitched my idea, presented my business plan and my Private Placement Memorandum to Koenig. Right away he starts attacking my PPM as I am not an investment banker and he was sure that I wouldn't know what he was talking about. It turns out that he was not a licensed broker either-even though he represented otherwise.

Koenig then tells me that he manages $9 billion of investment funds and that I won?t have to look elsewhere for any more money. He said with his money and contacts he would ?take me under his wing and we were going to do great things.? I was promised the CEO title, $160k annual salary, equity, etc. He also promised to fund my adult production co backed with money from his private equity fund.

I fell for his B.S. And to think I was going to pitch it to Larry Flynt right down the street. Bad move on my part. Tall tales from a short guy?what was I thinking!

Once Koenig suckered me into giving him my exclusivity and hooking him up with the domain name owner, he made a deal directly with the owner. He hired me, at $100K less than the promise, not as CEO, never got equity, never funded my production co and then fired me after I called him on his shit. I fell for his scam in the first place because I needed money, had an ailing mom to take care of and was fresh off a divorce with no job. I was vulnerable and he exploited the shit out of me. My bad.

The moral of the story is that Koenig has no morals and anyone that deals with this asshole should be aware and hold onto your wallet with an iron fist.

Any more Koenig victims out there?

My suggestions:

Act 2

Another Koenig/iPorn Fuckover...by Tryst

Before Koenig bounced me out of the company after suckering me out of the iPorn domain, he had a graphic artist named Casey create a quick iPorn website for Erotica LA 2008. He fucked her over too and paid her just a portion of what was promised. Understandably she was irate telling him that he was scum and to never, call her again. Casey?you out there?

Act 3

My (short) Life at AdultVest- part 1?by Tryst

My first project at AdultVest after Koenig brought me in was to help raise more money for his bogus Priapus fund. My ?trainer? at the company was a really good guy, never broke the rules as far as making promises and false claims. But he told me that Francis was full of shit and to just go ahead and let him make all the bull shit promises as to the performance of the fund and just how the fund manager (Koenig aka FMK) got paid.

I was told to say that Koenig gets something like 7%, only after the fund returned 3X for its investors. Only after that, would the fund manager (FMK) earn his $$$$. Now I suppose that the fund manager in the interim could draw a salary, but I don't think that it was $300,000 or more that I know FOR A FACT THAT HE PAID TO HIMSELF.

I discovered these big payments he paid to himself one day when I grabbed some papers off the printer in the back room that I thought were mine. When I got back to my desk and started reading some of them that were receipts on what Francis was spending on HIMSELF! it was like...HOLLY BAT SHIT CATMAN! Francis, you?re fucking out of control! This mutha fucker makes some serious bank. .

He just buys whatever the fuck he wants and writes it off as a business expense, no magic, and he thinks the AdultVest investors are dumb enough to buy into it.......and he`s right, to the tune of over $3 million. You don?t need to go to Harvard Business School to figure that one out, and if fucks over his investors, why the hell should I have thought that this creep would give a damn about me?

Since I was one of the people at the time that was suppose to bring new investors in, I started paying much closer attention to how money was constantly going out of the co. but never coming in.

I grew up dirt poor, I?m still dirt poor, while this faker is living high on everyone else?s dime, blowing money left and right, He takes a trips to Germany to attend some swingers ball, back and forth to Florida, Vegas, New York, this and that, all the while blowing investors money. I mean, money was disappearing faster than my wife?s figure after marriage. And none of the investors are any the wiser because he sends out these phony reports on how well the fund is doing. That was until I called each and everyone of them myself and told them.

That`s right Francis I did it. I am the one that blew the whistle on you with your investors.



Act 4

My (short) Life at AdultVest- part 2?by Tryst

And can you believe it some of these investors THAT I CALLED TO WARN YOU THIS CLOWN WAS A FUCKING JOKER!!!!! Most of you told me to fuck off!

The investors have never seen any real tangible results, not a statement, not a check, not even so much as a thank you letter, and then some of them actually gave him MORE MONEY! Go figure.....

I?m tellin you there a sucker born every day! (Look at me)
:(

Maybe with these new revelations, the suckers (aka AdultVest investors) might want to take a closer look on where their money has gone. All I know is that every one that worked at AdultVest or iPorn has bailed on Koenig because of his fraud. He even screwed his main man Andy, I heard, Fucking your own home boy, you lil maggot. Now he has a new group to carry out his dirty deeds?until they find out the truth too!

When the judge finally sends your punk ass up the river for the next 5-15, remember the inmates don?t use Vasiline, just a match and a lil bit of gasoline!!!! So don?t drop the soap and watch out for the SA`s too, those Mexican boys are goanna be stuffing all kinds of burritos up your candy ass.

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OMG it just gets better. :(

Somebody call CNBC and get this guy on the next American Greed episode...

ProTraffic rocks!

no a bad idea - I would pay to see that clusterfuck ripped apart

the drama continues.....

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Sig it!!

pokemon was here :)

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No for real, that's some insane drama.

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huh huh

that sounds like a tough pill to swallow and you enabled it all

alll this from that one stupid domain?

jesus.

this guy is a master salesman.

Mother fucking Tommy Callahan for sure.

thats a good read!

Moral of the story: You have to be fucking retarded to sign over a domain like that to anyone for any reason. Promises are just words.

Hilarious.

gayiporn.com still available for purchase.

wanna hear another one***By Tryst
 

We go to this meeting in the early days of iPRN, right, with the largest cable co. in Japan. I think it might have been Asahi Home Cast, I think. Now I speak, read, and, write 80% fluent Japanese, my ex wife was Japanese, my new chick is Japanese, I study Wing Chun Kung FU, Choi Li Fut Fuck fu, and Hung Gar (Shao Lin Kung Fu) lets just say I know my Asia.

So this joker is running his mouth to this Japanese conglomerate right........the largest TV company in Japan, not just Tokyo, but JAPAN....and his man across the table didn?t know that I spoke Japanese YET, he says to his boss, ``who the fuck dose he think we are.....the other guy says who the fuck dose he think he is....in Japanese,......I just sat down.....and just heard that,? I walked into the meeting a lil late and walked in on that last remark `` Funniest shit, so I pipe up and start speaking Japanese, Perfectly!....Excuse me my name is xxxxx I am the marketing Director for iPORN, this is my CEO....so and so and such and such......really just saying ``HEY MUTHA FUCKA I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I JUST HEARD>>>>GOT IT??????

All of a sudden, we have a translator and you don't need to speak Mike!!!
The Jp CEO sends his assistant over across the table, to say, your guy speaks really good Japanese, but its not fluent, business quality....(bitch please)........ tell him he doesn't need to translate anymore......real translation......don't let this guy say shit to his boss for the duration of this meeting!!!!!!!!! (Translate its cool...right)

Yeah Francis I never told you that!....I was on your side for a min. But it didn?t take me long to see the light,
I had your back, but it didn?t take long to find out that you were full of shit!! 馬鹿野郎

I cant waite to see you in court, sue me fucker!!!!! I stole your shit? prove it.
Come and get me!!!!!!
Don't remember that you admitted to me that what you?re were doing was illegal huh, damn you're lucky, I wished that I recorded it.

And to show you how stupid this mutha fucka was, he wasn't even sure if I was talking about the prior contact rule as it applies to a REG D 506 PPM, or his game plan for spending peoples money ( both ).......YOU SEC GUYS JUST CAUGHT THAT LAST ONE RIGHT?.....you got my number geme a call, Ill fill you in!

FMK is no more than a thief that took advantage of a young man down on his luck, and from MY efforts, my blood sweat and tears, my fucking choice to spend money on a dream in stead of eating sometimes, my choice to do what real men do, when it comes to creating something form nothing! You jack me.... For that you rot in HELL!!!! Bitch ass wannabe, you wouldn't know anything about that. I swear to to GOD,...FUCK WITH ME BRO.!!! BRING IT!
So dose Kim know your doing porno now
(Francis Banner)
Oh now your a porn star.....still want this guy managing your money.
This guy is spending a bid....maybe if we`re lucky he might do a BID!!!

Now Im sure that there are a lot of you that are wondering just how much is real truth, and just how much is pure B.S.. And for that I have really no way of proving that to you other than all the shit will come out in the wash!!! PLEASE TAKE MY ASS TO COURT. I can just see it now....

So Mr. Tryst,
are you trying to tell the court that he bought not 1 but 2, 170k BMW B7 Alpinas?????

Yes your honor,
And you never saw any money come into the co.?
No your Honor,
I was there to witness that.

From what I understand, the only man in North America to do so, at least up untill that point.
your honor!

Meanwhile NO MONEY COMING INTO THE CO......well how the fuck did he pull that off huh????? the insurance, look dude I heard the phone call, they didnt want to pay because you cause the accident, you were speeding ran a red light, smashed into a beetle, and insureance tpld you to piss off......But he got a new ride.....same ride, funny huh?

And for my government officials that are investigating him right now, and yes folks, they are, if this fucker wakes up dead, don't say I didnt try to tell you so,
but I told you so.....I didnt do it, I'm just saying!
Peace out One Love,
This has been another Michael Damien Tryst Production.
See you on the flip side.

Sounds like the adult version of Madoff and Stanford.

you sound fucked up too, sorry.

Tommy Callahan was likable.

RIP Chris Farley

any of those investors in here ? :)

How do you mean?

Oy vey. :(

What he means is that as you type more and more you become less coherent. Your second post took some guesswork to figure out what exactly you are saying.

Obviously you would be pretty upset and pissed off right now so explaining yourself clearly may be difficult. You may want to take a breather before typing out anymore.

i have a francis story. i have to tell it based on the above. there was a time when francis was trying to get me to run the show over there. so i went in to talk about some options. i smelled BS from him from the beginning. Gave them a proposal, but got the whole BS "i can't afford you" type thing, so basically i let them piss off. in hindsight i would have bailed once i saw him do some shady shit anyhow, but any way on to my story. after the first meeting i was starving and at the time porno dan and i wanted to go eat, francis did too. so theres a sushi joint right down the street in busy ass executive working area of l.a. with tons of people on the streets. francis has the alpina and has to show what a big shot he is, in the middle of the day around 1pm he goes from zero to over 80 IN THE FUCKING WILSHIRE area packed with people. saw a woman pushing a baby blur by, fucking cars everywhere. i told porno dan when i got out of the car i would never be in a car with francis again. just totally retarded.

so glad i blew that whole thing off.

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..no srsly.

O.....got cha.
Yeah just thinking about it really gets me going!!!!!!!
Ya know?
Sorry folks
:)

Don't usually do this, but.. Sigus spoticus

siggus spottus

Wow.. that is a decent movie plot whether true or otherwise.

you are a pimpz

Tryst33 if this is true and yes I have some little birdie telling me this could be true, you are fucked but trust me on this please, he will fuck one day the wrong dude/persons/company/business men in cheap polyester suites and will be "taken care off".

I sales internets

bahahahahahahahahahaha

fuck this guy
is classic
this francis dude i mean

i'm going to have a seat right here.

God that site looks horrible.

Its all true Bro. I just cant wait to see hin on the news or on the slab!

Bro when I brought the deal it came with a kick ass site that some students in Toronto built for free. He could have had it for 5k above the 260 he spent for the domain

amazing.

tryst, can you drop me a message on icq?
I want to speak about this guy, cheers!

this guy looked sleazy to me

Next time, take a 5 year deposit up front...hahaha

Thank You.
I worked very hard on the sales pitch. complete with a very informitive DVD on just how well this would work.
And a broke salesman, so if anyone nees a pro Im available

i knew Francis was an idiot after i heard stories from the shoot over in Europe they did last year from someone who was actually there too...

but all this is a lot more than just someone being an idiot - we are talking about a real investment fund here...

call me stupid, but aren't there authorities who are responsible for watching these kind of things??

who's got the popcorn?

you shoulda got the domain in your name first! you would of had the upperhand then.