Shit my dad says....
 

I do not usually post random stuff, but this is too funny! ( wow and look and the number of followers that guy got on twitter... )

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

they were funny at first, but eventually he will run out of materials

Humor now-a-days is dumb.

some of those are kinda funny

Haha. I started following that a little while ago. It's actually a friend of a friend. :thumbsup

My father once said, "The difference between a good photographer and a bad photographer is three more rolls of film."

I laughed, then told him the difference between a good photographer and a bad photographer is photoshop (and digital format).

Personal favorites:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."

(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."