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96ukssob 09-10-2009 09:55 AM

My WATER is out??? WTF!
 
I went out to get my mail and see a letter on my door from my apt complex saying the water will be out from 10am to 4pm on Thursday, but hope to have it completely back on before the end of the day as they are replacing water pipes.

WTF!?!?!?! It would of been nice for a little fucking notice other than a letter on peoples door this fucking morning.

I didn't shower yesterday after I got back from the gym, so I have to sit around and stink all day, plus I since I already went #1 when I got up, I have to water to go #2 :mad:

AIbenjamink 09-10-2009 10:01 AM

You didn't shower after the gym?

Scott McD 09-10-2009 10:02 AM

Take a dump in the street...

urgeag 09-10-2009 10:03 AM

or go take a dump in the managers apt and then they can push to get the water back on

Tom_PM 09-10-2009 10:04 AM

I hate when the property manager leaves notes and doesnt even ring the bell or anything. I dont need them to do it all the time, only when it's some scheduled maintenance that actually affects me.

Agent 488 09-10-2009 10:07 AM

go shower at the gym. poop there too. stink that shit up.

TampaToker 09-10-2009 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AIbenjamink (Post 16302547)
You didn't shower after the gym?

Yeah yesterday but he got the notice on his door today about the water :1orglaugh

C-Luv 09-10-2009 10:11 AM

Yuck!!!!!!

Scott McD 09-10-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 16302587)
Yeah yesterday but he got the notice on his door today about the water :1orglaugh

Quote:

I didn't shower yesterday after I got back from the gym
...........

ProG 09-10-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AIbenjamink (Post 16302547)
You didn't shower after the gym?

Don't worry, the sheets were yellow when he bought them

beerptrol 09-10-2009 10:19 AM

Go to a friends and use their bathroom. if all else fails put on a pair of swim trunks, grab a bar of soap and a towel. Then go to a self washing car wash, swimming hole, or use someones garden hose

AIbenjamink 09-10-2009 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 16302587)
Yeah yesterday but he got the notice on his door today about the water :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProG (Post 16302604)
Don't worry, the sheets were yellow when he bought them

:throwup

Verbal 09-10-2009 10:21 AM

You have 1 flush per toilet ... make them count

ProG 09-10-2009 10:23 AM

Get in your car and run down a fire hydrant. Instant shower. Just say it was an accident.

lesbodojo 09-10-2009 10:27 AM

Man, you're having a lot of bad luck lately. I'm so sorry.

96ukssob 09-10-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lesbodojo (Post 16302674)
Man, you're having a lot of bad luck lately. I'm so sorry.

yeah for real, i need a vacation!

okny 09-10-2009 10:46 AM

That sucks.

tranza 09-10-2009 11:31 AM

Glup. :(

LexiLexxx 09-10-2009 12:11 PM

Sucks huh? Yesterday we had a toilet replaced, today some guys are working on a water leak...the water department wants it fixed now. During the plumber deal...the guy told me they have these green toilet's out that save water, push down for #1 and push up for #2.

Everyone thought one of my boy's, stuck a hot wheels in the toilet....LOL, I could have bet $$ that would not happen, as I have taught them about germs and what's nasty...they tried for over 1 hr to dig/drain the toilet, pulled it out into the street....swore something was in it, once we said ok...it has to be replaced, they broke the toilet and NOTHING was in it,lol! It was just a "shitty" design and never worked right when we moved in.

Sucks to be without water, gas, electric, internet, food ect. all the needed thing's for your home to run normal.

WiredGuy 09-10-2009 12:17 PM

Go back to the gym and do your business there.
WG

Spunky 09-10-2009 12:19 PM

When it's yellow,let it mellow,when it's brown,flush it down

wtfent 09-10-2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16302532)
I went out to get my mail and see a letter on my door from my apt complex saying the water will be out from 10am to 4pm on Thursday, but hope to have it completely back on before the end of the day as they are replacing water pipes.

WTF!?!?!?! It would of been nice for a little fucking notice other than a letter on peoples door this fucking morning.

I didn't shower yesterday after I got back from the gym, so I have to sit around and stink all day, plus I since I already went #1 when I got up, I have to water to go #2 :mad:

happened to me once back in the day and I just took a shit and showered at my gym up the street.

TheSenator 09-10-2009 12:26 PM

The worst is frozen pipes which happen years ago. I had to move out for a week until the pipes thawed out.

ProG 09-10-2009 12:28 PM

I can live without water but power... that's unacceptable. I sat here from 9AM to 6PM one day when they were trying to fix the elevator in my complex and shorted the transformers (or something I'm no electrician).

iTouch! 09-10-2009 12:30 PM

why wouldnt you shower after the gym retard

96ukssob 09-10-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iTouch! (Post 16303380)
why wouldnt you shower after the gym retard

They showers at the gym by my house are a bit nasty, so I usually just shower when I get home, but I was to exhausted and finished up some work and was planning on showering this morning before I met up with a friend for lunch... never showered, never got lunch :(

TurboAngel 09-10-2009 01:42 PM

I can smell ya ........:(

borked 09-10-2009 01:59 PM

wake up before 10am, that way you'd have had time to shower, fill up the bath for the toilet etc etc


;)

fuzebox 09-10-2009 01:59 PM

Mine goes out at least once a week :(

Phallus Fondue 09-10-2009 02:27 PM

when they flush the lines here about once a year we all go through that.
not sure what the panic is, everything can still be accomplished.

lesbodojo 09-10-2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16302749)
yeah for real, i need a vacation!

I hope you catch a break soon, man. You're seriously past due for better days. I'm sending you good vibes.

Owner 09-10-2009 05:48 PM

You should buy one of these



dav3 09-10-2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 16304695)
You should buy one of these



lol, that was awesome when the beat dropped

96ukssob 09-10-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 16304695)
You should buy one of these



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thats awesome

it finally got turned back on tonight around 6pm. they dug up the hell out of this guys yard to replace the pipe that busted.

usually i have a gallon or two of water in the house just in case something like this, but used them a few weeks ago... had to wash my hands with a bottle of water i had in my car and limited my fluids and food so i wouldnt have to potty until the water was back on :1orglaugh

iTouch! 09-10-2009 08:19 PM

gfy can smell your ass before you click login

Denaz 09-11-2009 12:58 PM

Shit on a letter and leave it on their door

Barefootsies 09-11-2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16302550)
Take a dump in the street...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:thumbsup


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