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Sarah_Jayne 09-14-2009 04:43 AM

Dog owners - do your dogs sleep with you?
 
Ours usually don't but last night we were too wiped out to take them back downstairs. So, we let them sleep with us all night. The pug was great but the spaniel made sure I had the worst night sleep in many moons.

Do your dogs sleep with you or is that a no no in your home?

Joe King 09-14-2009 04:48 AM

I sleep with a stuffed Panda. So cuddly. My GF and I steal it from each other in our sleep.

fris 09-14-2009 04:51 AM

on the edge of my bed or she crawls under the covers

cherrylula 09-14-2009 04:56 AM

no. once when the big one was a puppy we did, but it is a bad habit and hard to break them of.

he used to sleep in a bed in our room but they make too much noise at night grooming themselves, its gross and annoying.

plus I can't stand them waiting for my every toss and turn to wake up, let me sleep dammit.

they sleep in the living room right now, about to be trained to sleep in the other part of the house when the baby comes. I have to get one of those sonic bark things to keep them in line, they are spoiled and will bark for us when they do not get their way.

I don't feel bad, they have nice cozy beds and blankets. They'd just prefer to sleep all in between us and shit. stinky dogs. :1orglaugh

NoComments 09-14-2009 04:57 AM

dog sleeps on the floor, both pussies sleep in bed, one with tail and another without tail
;)

ShellyCrash 09-14-2009 05:00 AM

Our dogs sleep in the bed with us, but they're small so it's not a huge inconvenience.

Fletch XXX 09-14-2009 05:01 AM

No fucking way

I sleep naked, no fucking way

Ross 09-14-2009 05:01 AM

No never. He sleeps in the kitchen where a dog should sleep. When he was a puppy and I came home drunk I either fell asleep on the sofa with him or was too drunk to notice him following me upstairs and a couple times I woke up with him licking my face.

He's 5 now tho and has slept in the kitchen most of his life. When he gets tired if I'm watching tv he just goes into the kitchen and lays down on his bed, no need for me to even put him to bed sometimes.

cherrylula 09-14-2009 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16316591)
Our dogs sleep in the bed with us, but they're small so it's not a huge inconvenience.

our male miniature pinscher was so tiny as a pup, supposed to be about 10 pounds, and ended up more than double that. :1orglaugh

it took about 2 years to break him of sleeping in the bed with us. I'd wake up and he would have his head tucked under the blankets at the foot of the bed, it was funny. :1orglaugh

but he has his own blanket, he won't go to sleep unless he wraps his whole body in it. even in the middle of summer, he is super spoiled.

Sarah_Jayne 09-14-2009 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16316594)
No fucking way

I sleep naked, no fucking way

:1orglaugh yeah, when it does happen I have to make sure I am extra dressed..lol

SarahLLO 09-14-2009 07:31 AM

The boxer does sleep with us because she snuggles up and just passes out... the shar pei, no, because he's a huge dog and likes to sleep on his back with his paws to the sky and that's just not comfortable to sleep next to... haha

pornguy 09-14-2009 07:35 AM

once the puppy can hold his bladder the night through, they will both be allowed to sleep in the house again.

justinsain 09-14-2009 07:40 AM

My dog prefers to sleep on a cool surface like the bathroom floor or porch but at times he
will get on my bed for a nap or to hold my place while I'm out.

What's really cool is every morning at almost the same time he will come in to wake me up. He gently jumps up on the bed and sneaks over to me and with surgical precision he touches the tip of his nose to my closed eyelid to make me come alive.

They say your eyes are the window to your soul and it makes me smile every morning when my dog comes in to raise the blinds :)

FrozenJag 09-14-2009 07:43 AM

No she doesnt. If my girl is out of town ill let her sleep with me but under normal circumstances no. The bed we kinda see as meant only for us to be in together. Having animals in your bed would no doubt take away from any sort of intimacy.

We do sometimes let her up on the couch to chill with us though.

Lace 09-14-2009 07:46 AM

No way I'm letting my Siberian Husky sprawl out on my bed. She's too damn big and sheds like there's no tomorrow.

CaptainHowdy 09-14-2009 07:55 AM

No way...

camchoice 09-14-2009 08:30 AM

I love my dogs, but I don't allow them into bed...

BestXXXPorn 09-14-2009 08:44 AM

No dog allowed in my bed, they have their own beds...

Voodoo 09-14-2009 08:45 AM

Dogs... they lick butt, they pee on their own legs, they eat turds...

Nope, not allowed in the bed.

brassmonkey 09-14-2009 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16316594)
No fucking way

I sleep naked, no fucking way

hahaha!!! :1orglaugh

baddog 09-14-2009 08:48 AM

He wouldn't want to. Which is a good thing.

L-Pink 09-14-2009 08:50 AM

My old hound-dog sleeps on a couch in my office.


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ShellyCrash 09-14-2009 08:52 AM

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L-Pink 09-14-2009 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 16317197)
Dogs... they lick butt, they pee on their own legs, they eat turds...

Nope, not allowed in the bed.

Except for eating turds you described part of my Friday night.


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fris 09-14-2009 10:08 AM

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Rochard 09-14-2009 10:12 AM

Nope, my dog never sleeps with us.

Instead, I've trained her to sleep at the top of my stairs. If anyone sneaks in, they'll trip right over her.

My cat sleeps with me, which is great. She's got a natural clock and wakes me up shortly before 7am every morning.

bronco67 09-14-2009 10:18 AM

No way.

1. I don't want a big brown thing that farts and snores hogging my bed.

2. I wouldn't give up my alpha role by letting my dog in my sleeping area. He sleeps on his own bed, on the other side of the room.

Honez 09-14-2009 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrozenJag (Post 16316972)
No she doesnt. If my girl is out of town ill let her sleep with me but under normal circumstances no. The bed we kinda see as meant only for us to be in together. Having animals in your bed would no doubt take away from any sort of intimacy.

We do sometimes let her up on the couch to chill with us though.

Same here. If my guy is out of town then Buster gets to snuggle with me. He is only 25 lbs but, what a bed hog! Otherwise he sleeps in his kennel or if we fall asleep watching TV, he crashes on his doggy bed next to us.

Boobgirl 09-14-2009 10:30 AM

Not here either. When we got our dog, we were told that he slept with the previous owner's kids. The first night, It took 4-5 times of getting him off the bed and moving him to his own bed on the floor next to us. He learned quickly from that. Though for the next couple of months, he would still go back and forth from one side of the bed to the other to 'ask' us if he could come up. So cute. He would still wait until he hear us in the mornings, and then jump up to greet us. I miss that.

ztik 09-14-2009 10:41 AM

My male dog will sleep with me, he is about 90 lbs. I don't see what the big deal is, he keeps me warma nd often he'll be laying on me. The female(45lbs) sleeps on the couch or in her bed.

PersianKitty 09-14-2009 10:41 AM

My shih tzu, Chloe, sleeps on the bed with me (cause no one else does ATM). She's always down toward my feet somewhere or about the bend of my knee.

Once she's off the bed in the morning, the cats take over.. it's a virtual pussy free-for-all.

quiet 09-14-2009 10:46 AM

nope, my gsp is 75 lbs... and he REALLY tried to sleep in the bed, but we finally broke him of it. in the mornings though, he will sometimes try to 'work' the bed, go from one side to the other, seeing if he can get invited in lol.

our cat sleeps at the end of the bed though. hassle free.

brassmonkey 09-14-2009 10:46 AM

damn pets sleeping in beds wtf

ShellyCrash 09-14-2009 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 16317568)



Cute dog, and I love those pillows! :)

LadyMischief 09-14-2009 10:52 AM

Our dogs generally sleep on the floor beside the bed. They are not allowed on the bed or any other furniture without getting permission to be there, so they only come on the bed when invited to do so. Our one dog will sit at the end of the bed and just rest her nose on the edge and look up to ask if she's allowed to come up. If we don't invite her she just goes and curls up on the floor.

tranza 09-14-2009 10:55 AM

I dont like pets on my bed!

MaDalton 09-14-2009 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 16317197)
Dogs... they lick butt, they pee on their own legs, they eat turds...

Nope, not allowed in the bed.

exactly my thoughts - dogs are unsanitary, they have to stay away from the bedroom. cats too, i hate having their hair everywhere. and i'd never kiss a girl that kisses her dog... ewwww :disgust

FrozenJag 09-14-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 16317668)
what a bed hog!

LOL, yeah exactly. They want to lay RIGHT next to you, so then you move over some. So then they move closer, next thing you know your right on the edge and they are taking up the WHOLE bed! haha

brassmonkey 09-14-2009 11:02 AM

is your pet allowed to watch you during mattress mambo aka sex :uhoh :1orglaugh

SonOfaBeach 09-14-2009 11:04 AM

Our dog sleeps in her own bed on the floor beside ours, but one of the cats does sleep in the bed every night. The other cat either sleeps in the office - or, spends the entire night going in and out of the pet door onto the back patio.

LeRoy 09-14-2009 11:07 AM

Mine does till he starts licking his nuts.

The sound is annoying so I give him the boot :thumbsup

woj 09-14-2009 12:02 PM

I wouldn't really mind if the dogs actually slept, but they move around every 30 minutes, snore, wake up to drink, etc...

O MARINA 09-14-2009 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16317774)
dogs are unsanitary, they have to stay away from the bedroom.


see sig, i @&$(^#&% him

ToplistBlog_Com 09-14-2009 05:03 PM

My shih tzu sleeps on my head.

TrafficRush 09-14-2009 05:07 PM

yep in the covers wish i had a good pic hes soo cute

SykkBoy 09-14-2009 05:13 PM

My fiance's dogs both sleep with us, at the foot of the bed, although one dog has sort of adopted the handicapped hamster and now sleeps near the hamster condo and keeps a close eye on "her baby". If the cats go near the cage, she growls at them....pretty damn funny...

After Shock Media 09-14-2009 05:15 PM

Our dog sleeps with my wife. It is a toy sized dog so it is hard to even notice. Right around 10:30pm each night the dog will come wonder into the room, hop up on the bed and fall asleep by 10:45pm.
On rare occassion she will fall asleep in the livingroom after playing with the cat or something. Eventually she will wake up and realize she isnt in bed and come in here and be back asleep quickly.

She is pretty damn good with all of it. She just does things like clockwork. Bedtime at 10:30, poddy break at 6am-6:30am, returns to bed, sleeps until wife wakes up. She also will not bother or touch me until I also wake up.

Then the cat sleeps with me at my feet.

'mo 09-14-2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 16316584)
they make too much noise at night grooming themselves, its gross and annoying.

My dogs sleep in the bed. One of them has this gross habit of licking my BFs feet all night. I kick him off the bed, it's so nasty! :Oh crap

L-Pink 09-14-2009 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 16317798)
Mine does till he starts licking his nuts.

Wouldn't life be so much simpler if ..... never mind.


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bronco67 09-14-2009 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 16317798)
Mine does till he starts licking his nuts.

The sound is annoying so I give him the boot :thumbsup

haha I hate that shit too. Mine licks his paws and his nuts half the night. I turn the AC on so I don't have to listen to it.


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