Do you wipe your dog's ass?
 

The other post about the dogs sleeping in your bed got me thinking...

How many people wipe their dog's ass after they take a shit? My girlfriend does this every time my dog takes a shit. I do it when she is watching, but only sometimes when she isn't around. He seems to like it, but unless I notice he might smear the furniture I try to leave him alone.

Is this common or am I the only retard doing this?

I have a blue great dane by the way. Just one though, seems everyone else who has em, has two or more. I couldn't imagine more than one at a time.

fortunately I have a cat and he licks his own ass.

Only if there is an obvious reason it needs to be done.

Hell yeah... She sleeps in our bed. Usually on one of the pillows...

Do you use those fancy Pet Wipes from the pet store?

Only if they have grass hanging out of it.

you should teach him to use the bidet when he goes number 2

There's been times I actually had to cut turds out of my dogs ass hair. I have a Pomeranian and that fucker grows hair like you can't imagine. I get him groomed but there's been more times than I care to admit that I had to snip dingleberries from his ass.

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My dog wipes her own ass all over my fucking carpet so I guess I don't have to. Heh.

A lot of dog( owner)s have that problem. There has to be a better solution. Is your dog white too?

In Soviet Russia dog wipes your ass!

My dog is 150 pounds and can reach his ass perfectly well with his tongue!

You people talk about some of the most fucked up shit ever.

:2 cents::2 cents:

Where else am I supposed to talk about this shit?

I trained my dog to use butt wipes

nah, my dogs manage on their own.

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sometimes...depending on the severity of the situation, but a nice butt hair trim from time to time helps with that too

'Normal' people talk about sex and porn as a way to talk about 'fucked up' things. That is just normal to us. So, we talk about dog asses instead.

Exactly.

You'd be surprised how many of my friends think talking about gaping assholes or if asking if puking is a niche is 'fucked up'. It's just business as usual around here.

That being said, I'm glad to be the one that 'crossed a line' here. I feel some sick sense of accomplishment from it.

I have a friend that always wipes her dogs ass. first person I've seen do it, thought it was kinda weird but to each their own right?

hmmm never thought to do it...

no, my dog has little hair around her ass :thumbsup

btw here's a pic of her when she was a puppy

http://www.adelka.info/adelka.jpg

The turds fly out of his ass so fast there's no need to clean

WTF? No way!

Your dog may need a physical. That floor riding is often a sign of either worms or that she needs to have her anal sac expressed (think squeezing like a zit). Which by the way lets out a smell that is so foul I have no problem paying for a vet to do it.


As for wiping my dogs ass after she shits, that would be a no. Then again our dog is just damn odd. It takes a shower about every night. We have a roll/walk in shower and she will join people in there.

WTF???????????? And here I thought the people from Wal-Mart was over the top...This just took the cake...HAHAHAHA Do not wipe your Dogs ASS for christs sake!!!!!!! I have reached then end of the internet! Good Night:)))))))))))))))))))))00

My dog and I have an agreement ... I don't mess with her ass and she doesn't lick peanut butter off my balls.

yup, anal glands expressed...my fiance is a vet nurse and has had to do it many times...

Tell her I am sorry. I do not even know her and well yeah I am sorry she has to do that.

Only if he has a disaster back there....its situational.

Fuck that shit, I won't wipe his ass unless he wipes mine!

Watch what you ask for cause your dog would take you up on that offer, you just have to do it the doggy way. So next time after you dump a load, bend over and spread em for killer fido 3.0 and slurp, lick, clean ass. Now its your turn, I suggest making sure you have a moist tongue.

yeah, it's not pleasant, I've held her dog while she did it to her and I was getting woozy, haha

and I also made sure she washed her hands really really well,,,even though she wore rubber gloves...lol

I've done it before. My dogs are very clean but if they're having problems I help them out. We treat our dogs like family members.

Ya one of my dogs is a peek a pom and I have to do that occasionally. I found if you cut as much fur as possible out of that area keeps things cleaner.

if shorty has soupy poops i do.

Of course i do. She sleeps in my bed, and she likes to be clean. She cant do it herself.:)

any dog i own sleeps outside i dont give a fuck what he/she does with their ass. im definitely not wiping it for them. you've got to be out of your fucking mind.

lol wtf? you wipe your dogs ass? LOLLLLLLLLLLLL amazing thread!

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ok made me laugh

No. My Pom is black so it makes it harder to see, but I have to do an ass check when he comes inside.

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I agree. I try and keep him as groomed as possible, but Pom's grow their hair so quickly.

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How about using your garden hose?

Just turn on the faucet and hose the mutt's ass down.

It might take a little longer but that would seem a rather more civilized solution.

My pug is actually going to get hers done by the vet tonight. SO worth paying somebody else to do it.

My spaniel has always dragged her ass and it isn't worms or glands. Somehow she associated needing to go out and do her stuff with dragging her ass. So, if I see her do it I throw her outside. Very strange.

It is kind of disturbing how much shit you can wipe off their ass even after a 'clean poop' isn't it?

It is just like a human ass. Needs to be wiped every time.

How many times do you wipe your own ass after taking a shit and it comes back clean? Think about it...seriously...

Good luck with the pug. I hope everything works out ok.

This is the thread of the year for me.

I am glad this was said, I was thinking it but sure didn't wanna be the one to bust up the poopy party around here. lmao

My dog lives outside in his pen, so I don't wipe his ass for him.

However, I raise Persians and Himalayans and they have to be shaved back there often or we have to cleanup some serious messes, especially the babies. YUCK!!