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NTM 09-15-2009 11:46 AM

When you're out on your boat. Do you insist you be called Skipper or Captain?
 
My close friends and family are allowed to call me skipper, or skip for short but I'd be insulted if a coworker or subordinate were to call me anything except Captain, at least on my boat that is.

TheDoc 09-15-2009 11:49 AM

I could careless, it's a boat.

I grew up on a fishing lake, a lot of the guides call themselves capt name. I can't recall anyone every actually calling them a captain though.

ruth 09-15-2009 11:51 AM

Always captain.

mikeyddddd 09-15-2009 11:51 AM


epitome 09-15-2009 11:54 AM

Why can't they call you by your first name?

Do you also make non-family/friends bow down to you when in your presence?

When growing up ... my dad was the drunk guy driving the boat. It was a different time. Back when the coast guard gave you a funny look if you weren't drunk behind the wheel.

SilentKnight 09-15-2009 11:56 AM

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seeandsee 09-15-2009 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 16322068)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 09-15-2009 11:59 AM

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marketsmart 09-15-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM (Post 16322040)
My close friends and family are allowed to call me skipper, or skip for short but I'd be insulted if a coworker or subordinate were to call me anything except Captain, at least on my boat that is.

if i were on your boat and you asked me to call you captain, i would kick the shit out of you, throw you overboard, and run you over with your boat... :2 cents:

NTM 09-15-2009 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16322122)
if i were on your boat

that's a big "if", douche

the only way you'd be on my boat is playing a role of an anchor

AudreyG 09-15-2009 12:05 PM

Captain always! On and off the boat :thumbsup

frank7799 09-15-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16322122)
if i were on your boat and you asked me to call you captain, i would kick the shit out of you, throw you overboard, and run you over with your boat... :2 cents:

Oh my god! Thatīs mutiny!:1orglaugh

Beside that, Iīd do the same.

And to answer the question: The whores on my boat are obliged to call me "master". Every other passenger or crew calls me Frank.

dyna mo 09-15-2009 12:09 PM

neither.

i'm the First Officer.

I can also go by First Mate or even Second in Command.


whichever the case, the crew knows me as "The One in charge".

Lace 09-15-2009 12:28 PM

I prefer "Daddy"

themadwriter 09-15-2009 12:47 PM

makes no difference to me


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