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Carmine Raguso

09-17-2009 02:30 PM

Strange human-like creature found dead in Panama ((PIC))

Fake? Real? WTF?
http://gawker.com/5361602/gollum-fou...yline=true&s=i

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...monsternew.jpg

Quote:

Pretty quiet summer monster season this year, right? Wrong, mi amigo. A distant cousin of the Montauk Monster emerged from its cave in Panama. Then terrified kids beat it to death.

According to reports in Panama, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out of a cave while playing in the town of Cerro Azul north of Panama City.
Fearing for the safety as it moved towards them, the youths claim they attacked the beast with sticks before throwing its lifeless body into a pool of water.

All it wanted was to play with the children. And now this. A sad statement on our fear of the unknown.

But at least our new friend will leave a legacy. As Telemetro noted in the original (translated) report, "while some say it may be a being from another planet, others simply believe that is an animal."

Some say it's a sloth. We say: It's a lost friend.

BestXXXPorn

09-17-2009 02:34 PM

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/928343-monster-spotted-panama.html

;)

Carmine Raguso

09-17-2009 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 16331842)

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/928343-monster-spotted-panama.html

;)

Oh shit, I just got this in an email. My bad... weird none the less :pimp

L-Pink

09-17-2009 02:35 PM

I did it, sorry.

CaroMark

09-17-2009 02:37 PM

Typical, don't recognize it, so lets kill it!

tropicool

09-17-2009 02:48 PM

Kinda makes you think we have a long way to go yet as a civilization...

CaptainHowdy

09-17-2009 03:13 PM

Holy crappers...

96ukssob

09-17-2009 03:25 PM

whoa, creepy!

DefaultMan

09-17-2009 03:28 PM

I'd kill the shit out of that thing if it came at me. Reminds me of the movie The Descent

Badmaash

09-17-2009 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16331824)

Fake? Real? WTF?
http://gawker.com/5361602/gollum-fou...yline=true&s=i

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...monsternew.jpg

This is a load of bollocks... do you know why?

The kids were scared so the beat it to death right??? I would not stay around and then touch it or pick it up to throw it into a pond... I would just run off with my buddies.

'mo	09-17-2009 03:32 PM

Were they filming The Hobbit? LOL

Cyber Fucker

09-17-2009 03:39 PM

is this for real?

Machete_

09-17-2009 03:43 PM

its what used to be a seaturtle

qxm	09-17-2009 03:48 PM

simple... there are tons and tons of overgrown sloths in Panama ... this one just lost its hair.....and because of that it was its fate to die as it couldn't adapt to its surroundings ....

I shit u not... there are tons of them bastards down there in that country.... but whats even more amusing is that the locals are not used to seeing those creatures.....

Jennique Angel

09-17-2009 03:50 PM

That looks very creepy, I like it

qxm	09-17-2009 03:51 PM

This is what they look like with hair:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/s...20053small.jpg

and this is how they would look like if they made a romantic-action movie:

http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-conte...7/11/sloth.jpg

JamesK

09-17-2009 03:56 PM

I just cried a bit

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