Bartering in a bad economy
 

I still need a website. :helpme What do you need? I love to barter! :winkwink:

Misty

A french drain put it and a shed moved.

I need content.

I need another two inches.

It might be best if you list what you can bring to the table. Your "assets", so to speak. In gratuitous picture form...

I want naked pictures.

Never heard from you. Email me and we can talk deals.

Ok, when do I start? I use to be a roofer believe it or not so that should be an easy task. I may be small but Im tuff!

Misty

I did email you this morning. Send me a email [email protected]

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/sim...629c28ec22.gif

Hows that?

no good... something is going on with flickering... it blurs the image. Are you 45 years old?

Im only 22

can you post a pic of your tits without the flickering?

I am sure you could find someone to take you on for a percentage of revenue. I would be very picky and publicly check them out. Get everything in writing, have out clauses for both parties, and then work your ass off.

I am just to damn physically broke right now that I could not dream of taking someone on from the ground up. Hell even if you had a solid fan base it still would not alter my thoughts. Right now I push as hard as I can health wise and can only risk my time on what I know for a certain will make me money, so I can pay off these damn medical bills.

Anyways assuming you can get yourself shot to specs quickly and can gather enough content to open and also have enough pre done to update weekly for at least two months, then the other party should be able to have you up in running in a very reasonable amount of time - say 30 days max after content delivery.

How about I just show them to you in person?

Im sorry but I dont know a lot about web stuff and I just have a few hosted pix. Send me a email and I will send you some pix so you can post them here if you want. I got lots of pix.

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/...9ccffee32c.jpg
http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/...e833f1e2cb.jpg
http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/...b04245d59c.jpg
Misty

i'll trade you 600 bucks for a new site

Ok PayPal me the 600 and I will start working on it. LOL!!!

How many linear feet on both of those projects Sir?

Please admit its a guy posting for you.

The shed needs to be moved about 250 feet, but it goes around 2 corners in the process.
Linear feet of the drain would have to be about 450.

Condo, I want to buy a Condo in The Philippines so I can go spend some time with my sexy online girlfriends.


lol

I am happy to say I do really need much, but if you have a good joke, fire it up ;-)

have you thought about installing wordpress and using a free theme?

I can give you website if you run it. Plus will give you % from what that site makes. I need your time

my god someone please help her with her website ;)

asking for trouble.

Ive done design for revenue deals and they never work out.

The best barter for design is to pay MONEY for it.

She could easily get someone to do something simple for her for less than $500, no need to go into some contractual agreement and have long term financial ties to ANYONE when its that cheap.

Hell for $250 she could get something simple and effective from someone like me ;)

i dont design but have never said no to blowjobs for traffic once its up and running.

Agreed 100%.

Now, that said. Fly to Michigan, let me suck and fuck you and your feet 6 ways from Sunday and I'll front you the new pay site. I'll even give you a crash course on how to capitalize on your content, clips stores, website, etc..

No long term commitments, revenue share, etc.. Just sex.

:pimp

I'm sure you'll find a scum bag or two here willing to help you out if you'll fuck them.

Edit: I see one right above me already did. :1orglaugh

**yawn**

I could use some lawn work done to my front yard. Snow removal in the winter from my driveway too.
WG

That isn't what you told me!

WOW! What do I say? Im so far behind on this thread. I guess thats what I get for sleeping till noon. I will do my best to answer everone.

TheSenator, you are perceptive what can I say. I have admitted that I am not good with computers several times on this board. If you have seen me at a strip club or at the Bunny Ranch then you know what Im good at and computers have nothing to do with either one of them. Trust me when I tell you that everything I say here comes from me and I will leave it at that. Its just like my pix on my site. Ya, they are all me but I cant pose and take the pix at the same time. I really was a roofer for a couple of years in Missouri if thats what you are refering to. Im not a guy posing as a girl Im 100% real. Wana see me live on cam and chat with me? Imlive.com baby!

TidalWave, Read my website profile hu? How did you like it? Any tips or suggestions?

dav3, I have no idea what you are talking about but its not your fault that Im computer ileterit. School me and I will do my best to follow along.

Peace, Sounds interesting.

kmanrox, What he said! lol

brand0n, I will not reply to comments like that in a "public forum". Opps, I think I just did. You know what I mean. lol

Barefootsies, Got a foot fetish hu? I have very small feet. Size 5 and I get a lot of people in the Club that want to lick and suck on my dirty feet. Yuck! To each their own I guess. Dont forget to get in between the toes!

candyflip, Is that wrong? lol! They are just being guys. Im a stripper so Im use to it.

WiredGuy, Stand in your front yard and wait for me so I dont drive by.

Ok, I hope I answered everyone and sorry if I missed you.

I know they rarely work out. I just know someone will offer it. I also feel that if a web model/performer/escort can not gather a couple hundred or so bucks to buy a design, yet also admits in public that they slept in until noon just really is not that interested enough in making a site work.

If she really wanted this she could of just posted an offer to do some Ex gf or self shot photos/videos and sell them on here to a few people. Assuming she delivered quickly and everything went smooth then she could buy a design or perhaps ask a designer for a discount to fly them in her sig. While that is being done perhaps raise some more cash by doing a couple shoots for people around here and then she would have the Visa fee's and maybe even enough for a good cms, if not at least some cash to hire some labor to assemble the site for her and show her the ropes.
However that all requires devotion, work, and not waking up at the crack of noon.

:2 cents::2 cents:

Just out of curiosity, what does someone sleeping until noon have to do with how well a site will work out?

Cum on now. Everone here Im sure by now knows Im a Stripper so ya gota know that I dont go to bed till 4 or 5 am and if I get up at noon that is around the requird 8 hous of sleep. When Im not working at the Club Im usually online trying to make things happen for me so I would say that Im ambbitious.

Trust that I do have the money to hire someone "I dont drink at work and I dont do drugs" I like to barter as it is more personal and Im looking for someone that has done what Im looking to do already that will take me under their wing so to speak and tech me what I need to know so that I dont wast a lot of time with trial and error. Make sense?

Im very reliable, trustworthy and ambitious. I was raised as a Army Brat so Im familiar with discipline and respect.

Misty

Honestly Misty, nobody that knows what they are doing is going to want to barter. They like cash. Would you trade services for a lap dance? My guess is no. Your time and services are valuable, you can get your cash from someone else.

Save yourself the agony and frustration and just pay someone to do what you want. There are a lot of good people around that have a brain and know what they are doing that would love to help you out, so long as you pay and not trade. You'll get much much further going that route.

I could refer you to a few good places to start if you like.

Technically it means nothing.
If you have nothing though and have a desire to get ahead you will be working as many hours as you can though. You would also want to be on when the majority of the people are online and available. This often means that you would want to keep fairly normal sleeping hours, unless something more important prevents it.

I have also heard it before a thousand times, I work better at night when nobody else is awake. I have more energy at night. I am more creative at night. Majority of people that have told me that never really got that far in this business and many end up sitting around gfy all day posting and playing games online or via the xbox.
Yes you do find the few that stay up super late and also are online fairly early, these people just do not require much sleep or can not sleep for some reason. They however are not the majority.

I have someone interested girl. He's emailing you :thumbsup

I know I could pay cash but here is the problem. If I posted I have a lot of cash to spend on a website but I have I have no idea what Im doing. What do you think would happen? I already posted that I need a website and I got tons of spam. I will make banners, I will get you traffic, I will build you the main page, I will take care of your billing, Will you blow me? Guess I dint need to mention the last one. lol

Now that I posted the barter thread I have got what Im looking for and I have actually talked to a couple of serious people that have done it all from shooting porn to building websites, banners, traffic, billing and they are willing to work with me.

As I have said many times, I dont know a lot about computes and web stuff so I would much rather have someone that has done it all to help me rather than hire 20 diffrent people as Im sure if I did it would never get done.

It may work better for you cuz you know what you are doing but I dont. And yes, I have bartered dances before. Hmmm nice watch you are wearing sir! lol! I have bartered all kinds of things and made a lot of good friends doing it. You should try it sometime.

Misty

LOL.

Well, I certainly wish you good luck. Past experience tells me that either you or the person you are working with is going to get screwed.

Have you heard "Im a Stripper so I dont go to bed till 4 or 5am"? Oh ya! I just said that a couple of post ago. :winkwink:

Should I not get 8 hours of sleep? :Oh crap

Misty

Im a Stripper, Escort, Legal Prositute and hopefully a Porn Star soon so Im use to getting screwd and most of the time I enjoy it so I look forward to it. LOL :thumbsup

Serriously though, I will make no deals without researching who Im dealing with and a legal contract that protects all parties so Im not so worried.

If someone helps me and gets a % of the profit and a legal contract that protects them then what is the problem?

Misty

Make sure having a website is something you have thought through. If you are going to split profits with someone and be locked into a contract you can't change your mind 6 months from now. Having a website is not as easy as a lot of new talent think and neither is being a porn star. Only a select group of men and women have earned that title. Good luck. :2 cents:

jesus, lay off the drugs, you look like your 40

Thanks for the heads up.

Who you talking about? I dont do drugs so I know it aint me.

look misty, anything that is free has a hidden psychological cost. even if you let some dude fuck you in exchange for manipulating html and jpegs you're still better off paying something. anything. but dont trade quid pro quo

This is a funny thread...:1orglaugh

sexy girl!