I have not had any sex in over 4 years now :-(
 

I am average looking make decent money but I cannot get any girls to have sex with me. I need help please. Anybody have ideas for me :(

call a hooker?

do you bathe? do you brush your teeth? do you have a unibrow? I will need details before I can make any further assessment.

get off gfy and go to a bar, there is no way a male in america cannot get alaid by going to a bar.

Meet girl > take them out > make a move and or ask if they would like to have sex

there is nothing else to it.

Stop jerkin your gerkin and get outside to meet some ladies.

Jesus Christ..

Pics needed.

DO NOT leave your computer open, cos nasty family members will make fun of you via making crazy posts with your identity.

Do you have access to chloroform ? If not call 1 800 roof-iee .....



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I didn't had sex in 3 weeks, only sucked on some girls nipple last weekend and made a bit out with her, that's cruel !!!!

Meet girl > make a move

No need to take them out, it only gets complicated from there :)

what is your testosterone level?

That sucks......

1. Stop being YOU. Obviously, YOU isn't working. Change. Better yourself. You have to be someone that a woman WANTS. Be an ASSHOLE that has lots of money. Backhanded compliments, make fun of her (don't overdo it), tease etc... all the while, having the demeanor that "It's No Big Deal" about you.

2. Once you get a girl on your hook in public. Ask her this... "What are you doing right now? Can you get out of here?" or "I'm over this place, where should we go now?"

3. Chance scenery, then switch up, and be nice for a while.
(The key is... play her emotions like a harp... Make her go all over the place, and bring her back again. Do this from minute 1, until the end of time. She will stick to you like glue.)

Women are emotional creatures. When they meet a guy who can WORK those emotions, they will do whatever you ask of them. Men are logical creatures... use your logic, and engage her on her level. Not yours. Women HATE logic. YOU have the advantage here, not her. You can think clearly about what you are doing... she follows her emotions, hence... she follows anyone that can engage those emotions.

Lesson Done.

Where should I send the invoice?

Wow, 4 years????????

Must not have any game.. Id start off with drunk chicks and work your way up. Hehehe.

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this was good actually

Nah.. My best advice is to pull up to the bar around 2 am...No need to go any earlier... Then pick your victim out.. Best to pick the one stumbling all over the place..

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Self confidence is like an aphrodisiac for women. You don't have to have money or be that good looking and if you are confident in yourself they will come to you instead of you chasing them. The number one way to turn off any girl is by chasing them. They can't stand desperation and I don't blame them for that at all. My suggestion is that you stop trying to get laid and start working on loving yourself (let's not be juvenile GFY).

Here is a hand up for you. Make a list of 10 things you like about yourself and that you would never change.... then make a list of the top 10 things you would like to change about yourself. Start accentuating the things you like about yourself and work on changing the things you don't like... Go buy some post-it notes and write the things you like about yourself on them and put them up in your house where you will see them frequently. Put a couple on your mirror in your bathroom... put one where you can see it before you go to sleep... put some in your car under the sun visor (and look at them when you get into your car). Add a few that have what you would LIKE to be... for example... when I did this I had little post-it notes all over the place that said "You are a God among men", "You are a success", "You can accomplish whatever you desire", "You own your own life"... I also put pictures of material things I wanted on my refrigerator... a new car... or a vacation spot. Just to keep me motivated.

The human brain is an amazing thing and you can influence it by taking the actions I have outlined. It works... seriously. If you commit to it you will get laid within the next few months.... I have no doubt.

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And your problem is ... ??

You better stop watching Porn and dont waste you time infront of your PC.

There's a duff in every group.

True dat. Or:

http://www.eros-guide.com/

Happy hunting.

Wow, and here I thought four MONTHS was a long time! (And yes, it is, too.) of course, there were 'extenuating circumstances'. LOL Hey, here's an idea: start your own website and hire 'actresses'. Worked for me. :D

Indeed, not bad :winkwink:

You are gay :2 cents:

Quoted for truth.

Learning to play this game changed my life. Now-a-days I get regular booty calls and I have such a deep bench I actually turn them down.

hit them on the first date and you'll be hitting it in no time

Stop jerkin and find a girl

Two words...

Liquid Chicken

nuff said.

Oops... CHANGE scenery, not Chance...

Also, the notes I gave above, are solely for getting laid. Nothing to do with relationships. Relationships are much different, and should be approached differently from the start. Don't plan on getting into a relationship with any girl that the above method works on. She will cheat on you, or she will get very clingy. Neither of which you want.

Now why does everybody assume you're a man ?

Are you? You watch how the posts change if you are indeed a lady LOL

There's a bright side to it: you have no need to worry about STDs...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh so true 1/4 americans have stds?

Been working for me since I was old enough to get in the bar. :1orglaugh

You either have some serious issues, or you need to get the fuck out of your house. ANYONE can get laid...unless you have a herpes breakout all over your ass I guess...even then, you can still find some crackhead to lay your noodle in

Keep asking girls straight up if they want to have sex... someone will say yes.

Many of the storylines, and most of the jokes, about Quagmire feature his wanton and deviant sexual behavior. He is known for extreme predatory behavior, such as drugging the drinks of his dates. Quagmire is a registered sex offender, has a foot fetish, and is not above necrophilia. While out at sea with Peter and his friends, he confesses to a seemingly endless chain of bizarre sexual acts, such as picking up illegal aliens at Home Depot and Jo-Ann Fabrics stores to suffocate him while he masturbated, and giving a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Aside from these excesses, Quagmire finds sexual arousal in seemingly banal situations, and sexual innuendo in much of the show's dialogue. During such periods of sexual arousal, Quagmire invokes several catchphrases, including "giggity giggity goo" (sometimes shortened to simply "giggity").

Damn - and I thought I was on a dry spell because I haven't been laid this week.

Seriously - like nation-x said "Self confidence is like an aphrodisiac for women."

I'm not rich or particularly good looking and damn near 50 - but I still manage to get a cute teen or two to kick it with me when the urge hits me. The girls I hang with all know that they can be themselves, they know I don;t confuse sex with love and they like to fuck and be left the fuck alone the rest of the week.

Oh - and never get drunk around a woman you don't know - you just make an ass of yourself.

Damn dude, that sucks. Do something to better yourself and have some self confidence.

Thats harder than no sex at all.

Haven't you posted this same thread before? If you didn't, someone else did.

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That is like saying "she has a good personality"
or
Its the inside that counts.

Surfer with dick in hand allert :2 cents:

Someone posted this exact same thread, and he had issues with ingrown toenails or smelly feet or something.

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