TopBucks/Pink Visual gives you something to divert your mind from all this tube talk
 

Consider this a gift... and a challenge.

The gift is a new toy to play with, called FapMapper. Essentially, FapMapper is a tool that allows you to place a pin on the map anywhere that you've jerked off (hence 'fap' mapper), had sex, or done anything else naughty (real or imagined) that you would like to share with the world.

FapMapper is still in beta, but as you will see from the wealth of pins and comments already placed, our "Alpha testing audience" (AKA "a bunch of freaks and perverts Q knows") had a LOT of fun with it.

So... what's the 'challenge,' you ask? To come up with the most outrageous, outlandish and entertaining FapMapper claim/comment. The wildest location you've rubbed one out in, the riskiest location where you've engaged in public sex acts -- whatever crazy claim you can think of.... the sky's the limit.

Now, it needn't be a true claim, mind you -- this is sort of like the conversations you used to have when you were a freshman in high school, sitting around with your buddies slinging bullshit stories about the chicks you got with over the summer. It's not whether the claim is true; it's the originality and creativity of the conquest described that matter.

At any rate, set up an account (no worries -- it's free, and spam-free as well), play around with the seek and mark functions, and have some fun with the FapMapper.

- Q.

jeez, I hope there is no limit on pins per user! :1orglaugh

No shit -- that's the comment I've heard the most from the compulsive masturbaters among my friends: "My house is going to have a thousand pins."

lol, sweeeet!

Btw -- if you run into problems/bugs with the FapMapper, please shoot a note to fapmapper(at)pinkvisual dot com describing your problem so we can get it taken care of.

(We're aiming for masturbatory perfection here...)

I'll check this out later. I've got a ton to add to Afghanistan. I beat off all around that damn country. Once I did while driving an MRAP just so I could say that I did. That was fucking tough.

Unfortunately, I don't believe we've enabled support for locations outside the U.S. yet. :(

We will though... the FapMapper must become international; the world will settle for no less! heheh

Btw, those MRAPs look like they'd be pretty tricky to drive while wanking... well done!

mmm, ya know, I'm off on another cross-country roadtrip Thursday;

I might just have to leave a trail of pins... :winkwink:

I've got a GPS on my ass and a license to FAP in any state....


But seriously, this is a great, fun tool and I hope all you fuckyerselfers will give it a test drive and let us know what you think. We do value the comments/suggestions.

-L

Need different colored pins, blue for male pink for female :)

Yup -- varying up the pins is part of the plan for future rounds of development. We're looking into the possibility of other styles of icons/avatars, and having different types of pins to denote various adult entertainment businesses, as well -- like adult video stores, bookstores, strip clubs, etc.

For the moment, FapMapper is just for fun... but the advertising possibilities are legion, once we build up the participating community.

Bump for fapping!:thumbsup

If you stacked all of these digital pins pins up, it would cave in the roof of my house. You could create a "pinway to heaven"...so many jokes.

upsale please-need more pins!

Yep -- the jokes and innuendo are at least half the fun.

One idea that has been suggested (and that I love) is to spell one's name out across town/the state/the country using fap pins. My name might be a tough one to execute (that pesky Q!), but a nice short name like Jay... no problem.

A few of my favorite FapMapper comments so far:

"jacked off laying in haystack, now theres straw in my asscrack" (Has a sort of rap lyric feel to it, somehow....)

"cheap hooker + hourly rates = fapmap entry"

"one uhaul storage center down, 3 to go!"

Keep 'em coming, folks... good stuff.