Drug Paraphernalia... If You Are Reading This... You Have It and can be arrested
 

OK... I know everyone already knows that ( that everyone here gets high and had some sort of drug Drug Paraphernalia... and if your new to the biz just get ready for good times )

What you may not know is that: Having Just $20 means you have Drug Paraphernalia.

Now, aside from your obvious things like: bongs, pipes, whip-its, whip-it-crackers, coke bumbers and snorters, crack pipes, crack lighters and torches, water bongs, needles, rolling papers, filled or unfilled: dime bags, quarter bags, ounce bags, 8-balls, keys (of cocaine), lines (of cocaine), kine bud, the chronic, mary jane, marajuana, LSD, heroin, pot plants, cannabis, cannabis farms, nurseries and green houses, smurfs, rufies/royhipnol, X-TA-SEEEEee, MDMA, shots, mushrooms, shrooms, joints , roaches, phatties and so on....

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........... HOW does having $20 = Drug Paraphernalia???

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Well, Now that I'm basically retired... I find my self watching episodes of COPS on a regular basis.

They bust a guy snorting coke off the porcelain of a restroom urinal,

They couldn't get him for possession of cocaine because he had just snorted the evidence...

But he had roll up a $20 dollar bill to use as a snort pipe...

And they booked him for Drug Paraphernalia... with a $20 bill as evidence.

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WTF???

Because there was probably fresh cocaine residue all over the $20 bill. Yes, I know almost all bills in circulation have residue, but not in the amount that will be on that $20 bill...

I have a bump that conveniently has for up my ass in a situation or thrice

Exactly... Not sure why the OP didn't carry out the thought process that far seeing how it seems he spent some time thinking about it and pondering it.

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