Who here lives in New York?
 

This women needs help...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1383180711.html

Put together my IKEA table while I masturbate - w4m - 37 (TriBeCa)
Date: 2009-09-20, 1:00AM EDT
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I bought this IKEA table and i can't assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I'll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.


Someone go help her and take some pics. :1orglaugh

I live in New York. I went over to help her but A. she was hideous and, more troubling, B. I couldn't put the table together. The iced tea was good, tho.

great opportunity for someone goodluck:thumbsup

Where is Juicy? TriBeCa is not far from him.

JUICY to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pimp

crazy message

Well that's one way to get your chores done...

I want to see the instruction booklet that pictures a dildo in the tools required section. Seriously, would you doubt it? I wouldnt. Maybe a little, but not much.

I'm getting this:

Tribeca is about 5 blocks from me. To bad the post has been removed :(

Hey, she'll do that for free? That reminds me, Karen O lives in New York.

I am grabbing my tools now and heading over

Update:

She had a penis....

So I ran for my life.

Damn u ICEEEEEEEEe

lol - funny

where did she get this penis?
did she get your penis???????????

did you get your penis back?