Fla. college ready for flesh-eating zombie attack
 

GAINESVILLE, Fla. ? No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by "flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals." It notes that a zombie outbreak might include "documentation of lots of strange moaning."

A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee to "add a little bit of levity" to disaster preparation discussions.

wonder why they would even consider it. What do they know. :uhoh i see pandemics up there

Now that is some freaky shit right there.

Why the hell would they put that up? it's not April 1st already is it?

damn my dream may come true killing flesh eating zombies

:1orglaugh

Zombie Land!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm so it's time to buy guns? That's the only solution i see :winkwink:

i have plenty :winkwink:

strange for them to put stuff like that on there

Damm, why does it have to be here in Florida but you do have to admit there is some tasty looking flesh here!

turn into zombies already sheesh :disgust

Better safe than sorry they say... I'll be more prepared for a massive bird attack tough.

That's thriller

I went to the University of Florida in Gainesville. It always seemed like the faculty and staff had a good sense of humor. The school newspaper was hilarious most days as well. :thumbsup